Only if you stop sniffing your daddy's y-fronts and
masturbating onto your parent's bed so the cum forms
cracked yellow stains that they subsequently have to sleep
on.
swingr on Thursday 28th October 2004, 12:16:06 (#186822)
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Ummm, sorry to interrupt. Here is a bit of medical advice for those of you
who are going to try this to consider first. There is naturally occurring
bacteria inside your dick-hole. Its supposed to be there. Bacteria will
feed on sugar like a dog with a t-bone steak. Bacteria feeding on sugar
will grow rapidly and get out of control causing a bacterial infection
inside your tube-steak which burns and itches like a motherfucker (no,
I'm not speaking from personal experience.). Often it is impossible
to cure this without a doctor prescribing medication. Consider how you will
explain this to your doctor and if the risk of serious discomfort on the
inside of your dick is worth it.
Another point is the safety regarding poking around inside your dick
with a wire coathanger. The urethra is extremely sensitive and scar
tissue builds up easily upon injury. Which in turn can lead to a
narrowing of the urethra which will fuck you you up and cause you
problems for the rest of your perverted little life.