Agent Mulder on Monday 17th January 2005, 15:29:34 (#198985) http://www.google.com.tr 2 (8)

<InnerVoice> "Yeah one day I will become rich! I will be selling software to every walking living thing in this world. I will dominate the world sometime and I will be throwin' out money like I throw this diskette now! No wait you can't just throw the money out so easily! I should put some security holes in my systems so people can sue me and get that money the hard way. But then I can pay less to my lawyers and not pay anyone a penny. Yes yes good idea! Benjamin bring me my Banjo, I'm pheelin' the rhythm tonite! </InnerVoice> reply to this comment

Tony Blair on Monday 17th January 2005, 15:33:41 (#198989) 5 (7)

he wants you to touch his floppy reply to this comment

ficino (84.239.128.*) on Tuesday 18th January 2005, 07:57:59 (#199255) -1 (1)

Of course he does, because he wants his floppy to become big and hard. It's currently microsoft. *OLD* reply to this comment

bubu on Thursday 20th January 2005, 07:46:38 (#199928) http://www.fick-mich-in-den-arsch-aber-heftig.de 1 (1)

as long as you don't copy dat floppy, it's ok! reply to this comment

r0XX0r on Monday 17th January 2005, 15:37:14 (#198990) (journal) 1 (3)

I want 0.0000003% of Bills money! reply to this comment

tronix on Monday 17th January 2005, 16:29:26 (#199037) 2 (4)

u want 150 bucks? reply to this comment

Bionic-Badger on Monday 17th January 2005, 20:31:23 (#199104) (journal) -1 (1)

I just want to borrow $1M and return it within a year (and I keep the interest). reply to this comment

Timb0r on Monday 17th January 2005, 15:39:28 (#198991) 0 (2)

first pic: where´s my dope? second pic: c´mon pull my finger! ...after the fart mr.gaytes found a critical error in his pants reply to this comment

Gooch_Rash on Monday 17th January 2005, 15:40:22 (#198992) (journal) who needs a home page when b0g is alive and well? 2 (2)

Oh Billy, you so silly! How does your empire grow? With investor grins and huge intel wins and little companies all bowing low. reply to this comment

surgeonbob on Monday 17th January 2005, 15:40:49 (#198993) (journal) http://whyfiles.org/028heart/images/surgeon.jpg -1 (1)

old skool reply to this comment

pariah on Monday 17th January 2005, 15:46:49 (#198998) (journal) -1 (1)

Anybody see that video of steve balmer fuckin freakin out on stage, screaming like a fucking idiot... that guy is a fuckin retard... but he's a billionaire so... props. reply to this comment

r0XX0r on Monday 17th January 2005, 15:52:47 (#199004) (journal) -1 (1)

developers, developers, developers, developers... reply to this comment

kaelyiesta on Monday 17th January 2005, 23:54:54 (#199136) 1 (3)

ooooh, its a customer reply to this comment

Dopey_scorpio on Monday 17th January 2005, 16:06:04 (#199022) (journal) http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/images/z-latest.gif -1 (1)

i especially like his sweat pools. DEVELOPERS!!! XD reply to this comment

i r st00pid on Monday 17th January 2005, 17:03:17 (#199054) -1 (1)

Yeah :D "Dance Monkey Boy" reply to this comment

LexLuthor on Monday 17th January 2005, 16:02:54 (#199017) -1 (1)

In math class years ago we figured out that if he was to drop a hundred dollar bill on the ground .. it is not worth his time to pick it up 2nd pic looks like hes hung like a horse reply to this comment

Jaudus on Thursday 20th January 2005, 05:00:38 (#199914) 0 (0)

And that is why so few mathematichians are billionaires. reply to this comment

poopinmypants on Monday 17th January 2005, 16:09:19 (#199025) -1 (1)

I'm Bill Gates, and...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha...y ou're not. reply to this comment

Fanatic on Monday 17th January 2005, 17:05:07 (#199058) (journal) -1 (1)

Those are some bad-ass computers in his office reply to this comment

SoulJah on Monday 17th January 2005, 18:11:57 (#199076) http://unangelic.org/stupidlogic -1 (1)

He's much more $exier now... reply to this comment

jawshh on Monday 17th January 2005, 18:18:53 (#199079) http://www.metal-archives.com -1 (1)

Kinky reply to this comment

Duff Man on Monday 17th January 2005, 19:20:58 (#199096) http://www.clubvibes.com/magazine/article.asp?id=2052 -1 (1)

looks like hes on crack, thats why i like em. good ol bill reply to this comment

kaelyiesta on Monday 17th January 2005, 23:56:46 (#199137) -1 (1)

why do you think so many US dollars have trace amounts of cocain on them? who else circulates that much money around? reply to this comment

no_wookies on Tuesday 18th January 2005, 01:44:52 (#199156) (journal) http://www.bukkake.edu -1 (1)

He failed the Calvin Klein modelling shoots and this is how he ends up reply to this comment

Varth Dader on Tuesday 18th January 2005, 02:45:34 (#199162) Yes, but you aint gettin' it 1 (3)

You're all just jealous because he owned us all in marketing. I woulda done the same thing in his position. Who's really the loser here? Him, who is one of THE richest men on earth? Or us, who laugh and ridicule him for his success? reply to this comment

by memory on Friday 21st January 2005, 00:27:22

Buttplug on Friday 21st January 2005, 19:10:13 (#200384) 0 (0)

Oh definately him. reply to this comment

fuqnbastard on Tuesday 18th January 2005, 03:21:15 (#199174) -2 (2)

I'd hit it ... WITH A DDOS ATTACK FROM MY LINUX H4x0r PC AHAHAHAHAAHHADSH reply to this comment

SlimboyFat on Tuesday 18th January 2005, 04:08:28 (#199180) -1 (1)

He must be in love with the camera man. I bet they had some anal sex after the pictures were taken reply to this comment

mrgoat on Tuesday 18th January 2005, 04:37:33 (#199194) http://www.middleoftheinternet.com/ -1 (1)

we sure did ;) reply to this comment

SlimboyFat on Tuesday 18th January 2005, 06:10:22 (#199209) -1 (1)

And, was he tight ? reply to this comment

mrgoat on Tuesday 18th January 2005, 06:48:51 (#199226) http://www.middleoftheinternet.com/ 1 (3)

more than your sister reply to this comment

SlimboyFat on Tuesday 18th January 2005, 08:55:31 (#199264) -2 (2)

Come on look at yourself. You never had sex reply to this comment

TheFooster on Tuesday 18th January 2005, 09:07:29 (#199266) (journal) http://www.kehoe73.freeserve.co.uk/rubberflair.htm -1 (3)

just like you reply to this comment

SlimboyFat on Tuesday 18th January 2005, 11:24:04 (#199310) -1 (1)

and of course you reply to this comment

YoDaaah on Wednesday 19th January 2005, 13:26:41 (#199729) (journal) http://www.joecartoon.com 0 (0)

cuz your gaymen reply to this comment

by Mel on Sunday 23rd January 2005, 05:04:56

gHouLaSh on Tuesday 18th January 2005, 04:40:09 (#199195) -1 (1)

why does he throw with floppy disks? :( reply to this comment

Steff on Tuesday 18th January 2005, 07:55:16 (#199254) http://www.angelfire.com/anime/FF9/cartoon/freakazoid.html -1 (1)

he thinks those are UFOs reply to this comment

senior_enema on Tuesday 18th January 2005, 06:47:35 (#199224) -1 (1)

delicous karma for anyone who explains why and under what circumstances those pictures where made. reply to this comment

Gooch_Rash on Tuesday 18th January 2005, 16:43:11 (#199432) (journal) who needs a home page when b0g is alive and well? 0 (0)

My money would be on after the "IPO after party" reply to this comment

Ner`zhul on Tuesday 18th January 2005, 07:04:13 (#199229) http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/story/chapter4.shtml#25 0 (2)

you know something? he and his wife came up with the company name on their honeymoon. you know... micro... soft... ;) :p reply to this comment

Helix on Tuesday 18th January 2005, 07:29:55 (#199239) www.goat.cx -1 (1)

I wanna jiggle his floppy! reply to this comment

djani on Tuesday 18th January 2005, 08:08:25 (#199258) -1 (1)

he looks stoned reply to this comment

mcgurk on Tuesday 18th January 2005, 16:56:07 (#199439) 0 (0)

The truly scary thing is that he looks halfway decent in the pic on the right. Creepy as hell, but halfway decent. reply to this comment

Dopey_scorpio on Tuesday 18th January 2005, 20:45:10 (#199490) (journal) http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/images/z-latest.gif 1 (1)

FAG!!!! LOL XD reply to this comment

midibite on Wednesday 19th January 2005, 01:17:55 (#199535) 0 (0)

pretty much he says what Dave Chappell says: I'm Rich Beeyaatch! reply to this comment

ciph on Wednesday 19th January 2005, 16:05:13 (#199752) 0 (0)

FROM: http://blog.monkeymethods.org/2005/01/bill-gates-strikes-pose-for-teen-beat .html reply to this comment

by vharshyde on Thursday 20th January 2005, 09:12:32

by Keeffy on Friday 21st January 2005, 03:10:00

by nicola on Friday 21st January 2005, 14:38:22

by miserysoft on Monday 24th January 2005, 02:56:34

by RADAGAST on Wednesday 2nd February 2005, 13:43:48

DiabolusAbsconditus on Tuesday 29th August 2006, 21:25:00 (#326597) 0 (0)

If he was gay i would be his husband anyday......or wife reply to this comment