Tits bigger than head - Check
Thighs that could kill a man - Check
Pussy you could lose an arm in - Check
Varicose veins like a map of the London Underground - Check
Stupid "Oh I'm so hot" look on face - Check
She actually thinks she's attractive - Check
I'll speak to to the Public Works Dept. and have them keep an eye
on the situation. We wish to keep the b0g, 0hi0 city streets safe and
clean for all. There is a scheduled flushing tonight, so watch where
you step if you attend a planned event in the gutters.