Ken Shabby on Sunday 18th May 2008, 06:09:33 (#407553) 2 (4)

He is like the Bourbons. I mean those who never learn and never forget. reply to this comment

NutZ on Sunday 18th May 2008, 06:21:50 (#407555) (journal) 3 (5)

He's been caught stealing stuff before. reply to this comment

Gooch_Rash on Sunday 18th May 2008, 06:33:20 (#407558) (journal) 6 (8)

And apparently is a slow learner. reply to this comment

SlimboyFat on Sunday 18th May 2008, 06:42:49 (#407560) 8 (8)

Reloading takes like hours reply to this comment

Hinnu on Sunday 18th May 2008, 07:47:01 (#407567) 1 (3)

he terrorises the paralympic games reply to this comment

sisteskrik on Sunday 18th May 2008, 07:58:26 (#407574) (journal) 0 (2)

disposable hero. reply to this comment

cuntlicker on Sunday 18th May 2008, 08:30:11 (#407577) -2 (2)

what fuckin use is this prick going to be in a firefight?Take his legs next,then eyes,then ears. reply to this comment

Tomcaster69 on Sunday 18th May 2008, 08:46:37 (#407580) 2 (4)

He wants his afterlife virgins. A deal is a deal, hands down. reply to this comment

ScatHo on Sunday 18th May 2008, 10:28:40 (#407590) -1 (3)

Officer Stumpy reporting for duty. reply to this comment

Dick Hurtz on Sunday 18th May 2008, 10:50:03 (#407595) -2 (2)

It's a good thing they didn't give Ackmed a handgun. reply to this comment

SloeDirt on Sunday 18th May 2008, 10:51:22 (#407596) -1 (1)

Upon returning to the force from medical leave, he told his Seargent he didn't want to be in the Bomb Recovery Unit anymore. Sarge, naturally being a dick, as the movies have proved, time and time again, put him on riot control. reply to this comment

shb on Sunday 18th May 2008, 11:11:12 (#407605) -1 (1)

lets see him take a piss reply to this comment

Skilt on Sunday 18th May 2008, 13:15:27 (#407608) 0 (0)

or a wank? reply to this comment

liclit on Sunday 18th May 2008, 19:39:54 (#407634) (journal) 0 (0)

he has no more sex-life reply to this comment

Tomcaster69 on Sunday 18th May 2008, 20:56:36 (#407642) -2 (2)

"Happiness is a warm gun."- John(I am the deadman)Lennon. reply to this comment

Harry P. Ness on Sunday 18th May 2008, 11:19:22 (#407606) (journal) -1 (1)

At least he can't give people the finger anymore reply to this comment

Sonix69 on Sunday 18th May 2008, 11:45:51 (#407607) 0 (0)

al Qaeda is an Equal Opportunity Employer. reply to this comment

misterblackula on Sunday 18th May 2008, 13:37:33 (#407611) (journal) 0 (0)

Try try again reply to this comment

TheThirdCross on Sunday 18th May 2008, 15:54:40 (#407619) (journal) 0 (0)

maybe he'll do a better job at this than he did as a suicide bomber reply to this comment

surgeonbob on Sunday 18th May 2008, 18:46:00 (#407626) (journal) 0 (0)

how does i pull triggor reply to this comment

Tomcaster69 on Sunday 18th May 2008, 20:57:47 (#407643) 0 (0)

it has a pubic hair trigger. reply to this comment

UrbanJihad on Sunday 18th May 2008, 19:42:42 (#407636) 0 (0)

Mother said, don't play with explosives! reply to this comment

AToM on Sunday 18th May 2008, 20:23:09 (#407639) 0 (0)

He just carries it around to scare people reply to this comment

suppositori_spelling on Monday 19th May 2008, 03:45:30 (#407655) 1 (1)

my hero! i'd let him 'wrist' me reply to this comment

Bionic-Badger on Monday 19th May 2008, 15:13:09 (#407663) (journal) 0 (0)

Sadly, he probably has better aim than most of them. reply to this comment