r0XX0r on Sunday 27th July 2008, 04:25:56 (#412084) (journal) 9 (15)

Sue the postal-office, the neighbours & mom. Profit. reply to this comment

dotdot on Sunday 27th July 2008, 06:58:02 (#412092) 4 (10)

He'd just use the money for more pocket pussies. reply to this comment

pariah on Sunday 27th July 2008, 14:38:41 (#412107) (journal) 3 (9)

and enjoy. reply to this comment

Tangloppen Hannibal on Sunday 27th July 2008, 04:37:49 (#412085) 13 (13)

always good to have something to talk about at the family dinnertable reply to this comment

Sumerah on Sunday 27th July 2008, 04:39:25 (#412086) (journal) 8 (10)

Moms shouldn't use smiles. That's what's really freaking me out. reply to this comment

wool on Sunday 27th July 2008, 16:27:32 (#412109) (journal) 5 (5)

If she was any sort of a real mother poor nick would'nt of had to order that in the first place. reply to this comment

coconut on Sunday 27th July 2008, 05:04:21 (#412087) 1 (5)

enlarge your neighborhood! reply to this comment

Affenman88 on Sunday 27th July 2008, 05:53:15 (#412088) -5 (7)

shit happens reply to this comment

Egge on Sunday 27th July 2008, 06:01:00 (#412089) 3 (3)

At least priority mail reply to this comment

mrchoz on Monday 28th July 2008, 12:36:21 (#412119) -1 (3)

and made in the USA :) reply to this comment

JudgeDredd on Sunday 27th July 2008, 06:02:09 (#412090) 2 (4)

I'd prefer Fleshlight. reply to this comment

alcatracer on Sunday 27th July 2008, 08:13:57 (#412093) (journal) 2 (2)

+1 Would prefer a girl tho, but a Fleshlight doesn't talk or complain. reply to this comment

anusrectum on Sunday 27th July 2008, 06:06:04 (#412091) 4 (6)

"I swear dad talked me into it" reply to this comment

Osquip on Sunday 27th July 2008, 08:25:46 (#412094) (journal) 9 (9)

I'd clean it first, maybe the neighbour had a little test drive reply to this comment

sisteskrik on Sunday 27th July 2008, 09:02:46 (#412095) (journal) 2 (8)

What's with americans and their notes mania? Can't they talk instead of leaving bits of paper all around? reply to this comment

Bionic-Badger on Sunday 27th July 2008, 13:32:13 (#412102) (journal) 1 (3)

We have better things to do than hang around and wait until someone wakes up or comes home to deliver a message that we'd only remember by writing down anyway. reply to this comment

Alpha Male on Monday 28th July 2008, 09:00:24 (#412115) -2 (4)

Thats why we have EMAIL and TEXT MESSAGING - who writes anymore? I saw a pen once at the Smithsonian. reply to this comment

Bionic-Badger on Tuesday 29th July 2008, 01:09:37 (#412124) (journal) 0 (0)

Meh, you can't attach an email or text message to the object you're referring to. reply to this comment

Lurker on Friday 8th August 2008, 08:28:23 (#412855) 0 (0)

But then you can't see the mums face when she see what it is. Hell, it'd be worth hanging around a few hours to see the sons face when he realizes that both his neighbour and mom know his dirty secrets. reply to this comment

Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Sunday 27th July 2008, 10:44:54 (#412096) (journal) 4 (4)

Wait until Mom sees what Little Johnny ordered for next week!! reply to this comment

Alpha Male on Monday 28th July 2008, 09:01:58 (#412116) -1 (3)

Yeah! An I.E.D. for the neighbor to open - teach his ass a lesson. reply to this comment

Gooch_Rash on Sunday 27th July 2008, 10:46:50 (#412097) (journal) 6 (6)

I love the 'enjoy' from the neighbors. reply to this comment

surgeonbob on Sunday 27th July 2008, 12:16:54 (#412098) (journal) 0 (2)

so then who took the pics? reply to this comment

Stuff on Sunday 27th July 2008, 12:58:12 (#412100) 1 (5)

the sister, known as pug-o-war on b0g reply to this comment

Frace on Sunday 27th July 2008, 13:17:25 (#412101) 1 (5)

that's her on the cover reply to this comment

Alpha Male on Monday 28th July 2008, 09:03:04 (#412117) -3 (7)

Ok...what are you smokin? reply to this comment

Frace on Tuesday 29th July 2008, 03:29:06 (#412131) 0 (0)

want some? reply to this comment

Bionic-Badger on Sunday 27th July 2008, 13:33:23 (#412103) (journal) 5 (5)

A good neighbor wouldn't open the package up if it wasn't addressed to them. reply to this comment

Gooch_Rash on Sunday 27th July 2008, 14:08:43 (#412105) (journal) 4 (4)

a better neighbor, upon opening box and finding fake pussy would have waited until boy was home alone, then took it over and gave it back on the guiet. He'd have had a grateful teenager that owed a fucking huge favor.... reply to this comment

Bionic-Badger on Monday 28th July 2008, 07:49:02 (#412114) (journal) 2 (2)

I dunno, I'd prefer the neighbor who wouldn't open it, so they can't blackmail me, though I'd rather be the blackmailing neighbor. reply to this comment

gigantor on Monday 28th July 2008, 10:37:09 (#412118) (journal) 2 (2)

or a good mom. not much creepier than having your parents open your mail. reply to this comment

Bionic-Badger on Tuesday 29th July 2008, 01:15:00 (#412125) (journal) 1 (1)

Yeah, that was one of the good things my parents did. The box was received and left untouched until I opened it. Not that I was ordering fleshlites, but it's still good to know your parents respect your stuff. Speaking of which, I never understood how my friends tolerated the household "policy" or lack of one denying it, where family members would mess with each others' possessions without permission. My friend had to literally store all his personal belongings ON HIS BED so this siblings wouldn't play with/break it. What dysfunctional parenting. reply to this comment

Seeenister! on Monday 28th July 2008, 00:21:49 (#412112) 1 (3)

Pussy in a stick.Great gift. reply to this comment

TastyPanties on Monday 28th July 2008, 19:32:22 (#412120) (journal) 0 (0)

i hope mom had the class to show her son how it should really be fucked reply to this comment

DeTHMoNK on Wednesday 30th July 2008, 02:48:29 (#412166) 0 (0)

So..visiting the Something Awful forums lately? reply to this comment

sadhusatan on Wednesday 30th July 2008, 11:44:33 (#412209) 0 (0)

The important thing is no one used it or threw it away so fapping with the magical device is still possible. reply to this comment

Pvt. Pirate on Saturday 2nd August 2008, 10:08:35 (#412416) 0 (0)

"enjoy" LOL, i bet he will :D reply to this comment