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Step 1: Remove the cover of your PC and create forms, using scrap wood that you may have. If you don't have wood, sheet plastic or heavy cardboard may do the trick. It must be able to support the weight of the concrete when it's poured. If you have nothing to create forms with, use a saw to cut studs out of the walls of your home. They should work well. If you don't own your home, ask your neighbor if you may cut some out of his. You may wish to give the forms a light coat of oil to make removal easier, once the concrete is hard.

Step 2: After your forms are in place, pour the concrete mix into a large container and add the appropriate amount of water. Concrete should be mixed to a thick consistency, without dry or powdery spots. If the mix is too watered down, it will run out of every little crack in the computer case and will not harden properly. Use a shovel to fill the case with concrete and work the concrete into place using your hands and/or a large screwdriver. Try to level the concrete, but keep it clear of screw holes or any place where the cover will mate with the chassis.



Step 3: Allow adequate time to cure and remove the forms. I allow about 8 hours to pass before removing the forms and about 24 hours before moving the PC.



Step 4: Once the forms are removed, the computer should be one big block of concrete on the inside. Replace the cover and wipe the PC down with a damp cloth to remove any concrete that may have run out of the case.



Step 5: When complete, this PC weighed approximately one-hundred-ten pounds. I left this computer in front of my home for a week and it was not stolen! Just imagine how secure it would be in your home! Sure, the computer may no longer function, but rest-assured that it won't be stolen! ...I would, also, recommend not ever plugging it back in!

posted by alcatracer on Sunday 8th January 2006, 12:25:28 |

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Death_Tef on Sunday 8th January 2006, 12:31:26 (#296526) (journal)
13 (13)
..and next week: placing your little sister in the bathtub and filling it with concrete.
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Wit on Sunday 8th January 2006, 12:55:32 (#296530) (journal)
http://sicklinks.org/news.php
5 (7)
I don't have a little sister...can I borrow yours?
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Death_Tef on Sunday 8th January 2006, 13:15:35 (#296533) (journal)
1 (3)
same here, buddy ¦|
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loose_crown on Monday 9th January 2006, 17:05:49 (#296683)
0 (0)
if you take the whole tub
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  • by mortimer on Monday 9th January 2006, 12:28:00
  • Gayminem on Monday 20th March 2006, 07:36:42 (#302647)
    0 (0)
    it's better if you fill it with SCAT MMMMM
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    pariah (69.29.218.*) on Sunday 8th January 2006, 12:37:51 (#296527)
    http://www.eljosh.com/
    0 (2)
    I'm tellin ya' It's beyond any other point being made, at thee moment.. More news at 11
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    boyblue on Sunday 8th January 2006, 12:50:30 (#296528)
    -3 (7)
    uhmmmm.. so ..
    does the pc actually work after doing this? I'm guessing not.

    But it would be fun to throw off a building or leave in the middle of the road.
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    mardicas on Sunday 8th January 2006, 21:11:37 (#296569)
    http://nuxx.dyn.ee/mardicas
    1 (1)
    uhm, i just thought thaqt it could be dont so it still works, and i do have a old PC to test it with. Ill do a post if i get time for this :)

    Oh, btw it sure is a good cooling system if it weights so much :)
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    Crack Baby on Monday 9th January 2006, 21:41:51 (#296699) (journal)
    0 (0)
    no room for the cooling fan on the CPU to spin, overheat. Your fucked.
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    ReaganYouth on Monday 9th January 2006, 01:18:20 (#296578)
    -1 (1)
    Step 5: When complete, this PC weighed approximately one-hundred-ten pounds. I left this computer in front of my home for a week and it was not stolen! Just imagine how secure it would be in your home! Sure, the computer may no longer function, but rest-assured that it won't be stolen! ...I would, also, recommend not ever plugging it back in!
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    surgeonbob on Sunday 8th January 2006, 12:50:36 (#296529) (journal)
    http://whyfiles.org/028heart/images/surgeon.jpg
    5 (5)
    also can be used as a boat anchor
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    Bixby (84.227.236.*) on Sunday 8th January 2006, 12:56:37 (#296531)
    3 (7)
    There are many ways to milk a dead cat.
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    _andread_ on Sunday 8th January 2006, 13:15:00 (#296532)
    0 (2)
    Errm, so that was your science project? :/
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    syroxfjant on Sunday 8th January 2006, 13:18:59 (#296534)
    http://epidemia.ath.cx
    -2 (2)
    omg, a computer made completely out of heatzink!!

    ..oh, it was concrete. :|
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    sir rupert nana on Sunday 8th January 2006, 13:19:00 (#296535) (journal)
    http://www.erichufschmid.net/Conspiracies12.htm
    3 (3)
    If you really want to impress us plug it in and upload photos.
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    Bionic-Badger on Sunday 8th January 2006, 13:39:40 (#296536) (journal)
    2 (2)
    Maybe tress should create a DIY site section for these oh-so-useful guides.
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    she-ra on Sunday 8th January 2006, 13:40:27 (#296537) (journal)
    http://www.remoteviewing.com/
    2 (2)
    i wish i killed my motherboard in such an honorable and considered way...
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  • by Except.... on Monday 9th January 2006, 00:12:41
  • Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Monday 9th January 2006, 08:29:50 (#296622) (journal)
    1 (1)
    Instead, it died a lonely, horrid death of...???
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    she-ra on Monday 9th January 2006, 09:29:47 (#296624) (journal)
    http://www.remoteviewing.com/
    1 (1)
    ... applied pressure. that lousy cooler brackets! i got a little nervous and malicious after a while.
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    Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Monday 9th January 2006, 14:04:47 (#296658) (journal)
    2 (2)
    Based on your level of malice, great honor may have been involved.
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    AcidBath on Sunday 8th January 2006, 13:57:11 (#296545)
    http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/users.php?w=AcidBath
    1 (1)
    Computer with oil cooling
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    Wit on Sunday 8th January 2006, 18:13:06 (#296556) (journal)
    http://sicklinks.org/news.php
    0 (2)
    Ich verstehe Deutsch nicht, aber es schaut abkühlt an.
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    Benzin on Tuesday 10th January 2006, 06:05:33 (#296786)
    http://naziniggers.com/
    0 (0)
    lol. Öl = beer in swedish, so i was pretty shocked :o
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    Cpt.Planet on Sunday 8th January 2006, 15:15:34 (#296549) (journal)
    http://www.turner.com/planet/index_splash.html
    3 (3)
    This would be a great practical joke at a lan party while somebody is sleeping :)
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    loose_crown on Monday 9th January 2006, 17:08:31 (#296684)
    0 (0)
    sleeping at least 24hrs
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    MyersGuy on Sunday 8th January 2006, 17:13:31 (#296554)
    -1 (1)
    Everyone knows people at LAN parties are vampires, and cannot fall asleep.

    Your point is invalid.

    This is also a great, funny thing to do to school computers. If someone's using a mobile computer lab, imagine the great, big laugh they'll make as their cart gets weighed down from 120 pounds, to a backbreaking 1760 pounds! Ha ha!
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    kr0me on Sunday 8th January 2006, 22:55:04 (#296570)
    4 (4)
    Did the same thing to a cat to stop it running around... mutherfucker wont move now
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  • by Your mom on Sunday 8th January 2006, 23:04:19
  • IAK.SAKKAK on Monday 9th January 2006, 01:26:15 (#296579)
    http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/
    0 (0)
    You can do the same with your kids to prevent them from running away and getting into trouble...
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    dr_gonzo on Monday 9th January 2006, 02:25:05 (#296581)
    0 (0)
    i would actually prefer lead over concrete
    also leaves less dust
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    SoulJah on Monday 9th January 2006, 04:24:39 (#296587)
    http://www.unangelic.org/stupidlogic
    2 (2)
    DUDE! POST THE 3DMARK ON THAT BIZZATCH!!!
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    misterblackula on Monday 9th January 2006, 11:54:24 (#296626) (journal)
    http://www.b0g.org/
    0 (0)
    Built to last!
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    hankywillis on Tuesday 10th January 2006, 10:29:30 (#296836)
    http://www.jqpb.com
    0 (0)
    Better than concrete shoes
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    hankywillis on Tuesday 10th January 2006, 10:29:50 (#296837)
    http://www.jqpb.com
    0 (0)
    Better than concrete shoes
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  • by beastman++ on Tuesday 14th February 2006, 00:45:37
  • by Crater on Friday 24th February 2006, 05:29:18
  • by James@albumfire.com on Thursday 20th April 2006, 01:38:47
  • Sebek on Saturday 28th October 2006, 12:40:08 (#335401)
    0 (0)
    A bit excessive to stop the feds nicking the kiddie porn on your pc i think
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