So are you trying to tell me if some dudes dick is in your ass and
your balls are not touching it is ok? Or when you are sucking your
buddys dick and his balls are bouncing off your chin but not touching
your balls that is ok? Good luck with that denial.
You didn't get the invite? We're sorry about that.
Please update your contact information with our
Administrative Assistant. Then stand by for conformation of the
change to our database.
Until then, feel free to call in
& check the schedule for upcoming events.
We're
having the quarterly "SBADHC for Charity" fundraiser.
One of goofus's all time most favorite happenings. (Besides our
annual "Give goofus the Goo" blowjob fest. He loves
that one...)