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Popcorn Pussy



To make this movie masturbator, you need: one cardboard popcorn bucket, an empty tube from a roll of toilet paper or paper towels, a latex glove, duct tape, a marker, scissors and an exacto knife.



  • Draw a circle




  • First empty the popcorn bucket. Position the toilet paper tube about two thirds of the way down the side, and trace around the outside of the tube with the marker. You can also position the hole on the bottom of the bucket, depending on the angle of your erection.



  • Cut the hole




  • Draw a small circle in the middle of the outline, and mark the circle into several wedge-shaped sections. Cut out the small inner circle with the exacto knife, then cut the inside lines from the middle to the outer edge of the large circle.



  • Insert the tube




  • Fold the triangular tabs inward. Insert the toilet paper tube into this hole in the side of the bucket.



  • Insert the latex glove




  • Insert the latex glove, fingers first, into the toilet paper tube and pull the fingers through the end. Fit the opening of the glove around the outside of the tube.



  • Pull the glove through the hole




  • Using your thumb or fingernail, press the edge of the latex glove into the space between the toilet paper tube and the cut and folded edge of the hole in the bucket. Hold the toilet paper tube in place and pull the edge of the latex glove past the tabs and into the inside of the bucket.



  • Secure with duct tape




  • Stabilize the tube with vertical strips of duct tape. Make sure the tape covers the tabs and the edge of the glove, and overlap the strips of tape as you go around the tube. Wrap it all
    with one long piece of duct tape around the tube.



  • Don't forget the lube!




  • Refill the bucket with popcorn to conceal your secret pocket pussy. Bring along some tissues and individual packets of lube. Then sit back and enjoy the show!

    posted by alcatracer on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 13:05:48 |

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    Link to this article: http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/article/26449

    r0XX0r on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 13:08:04 (#307191) (journal)
    http://team_leperstretch.istheshit.net/
    16 (24)
    beware of hot butter!
    reply to this comment

    Solar_jet-man on Saturday 24th June 2006, 19:24:53 (#317887)
    0 (0)
    need salt with that?
    reply to this comment

  • by ViVa on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 13:11:30
  • pr0be on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 13:15:18 (#307199)
    http://www.oranjes-bye-bye.de/
    7 (17)
    awwww, i missed you so much :')
    anyhow i [-] you :D
    reply to this comment

    _andread_ on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 13:51:49 (#307211)
    10 (16)
    you arrived just in time for me to spend my karma point :D
    reply to this comment

    robbenklopper on Thursday 20th April 2006, 07:04:35 (#307333)
    0 (2)
    [-]i & wb ;)
    reply to this comment

    misterblackula on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 13:14:11 (#307197) (journal)
    http://www.b0g.org/
    3 (9)
    those poor M&M guys!..but seriously how do you get this in the theater?
    reply to this comment

  • by ViVa on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 13:15:35
  • brownmullet on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 13:19:37 (#307202) (journal)
    3 (15)
    And 9 out of 10 b0ggers agree, STFU.
    reply to this comment

    ViVa on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 13:22:12 (#307203)
    -31 (57)
    ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
    reply to this comment

    brownmullet on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 13:55:04 (#307212) (journal)
    5 (13)
    Please don't yell at me.
    reply to this comment

    surgeonbob on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 14:22:21 (#307221) (journal)
    http://whyfiles.org/028heart/images/surgeon.jpg
    5 (19)
    HAHAHA OMFG THAT WAS A GOOD ONE YOU JUST LIKE TOTALY OWNED HIM LOLOCOPTER!!!!
    reply to this comment

    Weybl Himself on Thursday 20th April 2006, 03:39:48 (#307317)
    1 (5)
    No, and obviously niether do you, or you would have realised by now that nobody likes you and you're just a waste of sperm.
    reply to this comment

    ViVa on Friday 21st April 2006, 06:05:10 (#307381)
    -6 (14)
    neither*
    reply to this comment

    traviz on Thursday 20th April 2006, 06:22:21 (#307330)
    5 (7)
    [-] for being on b0g
    reply to this comment

    Dopey_scorpio on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 13:22:21 (#307204) (journal)
    http://www.jesus-is-lord.com
    13 (17)
    I love it how their eyes are blackened out half way through the article. Like they have become something dirty XD
    reply to this comment

  • by ViVa on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 14:13:38
  • surgeonbob on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 14:22:44 (#307222) (journal)
    http://whyfiles.org/028heart/images/surgeon.jpg
    7 (15)
    you [-] dopey, you die.
    reply to this comment

    akki on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 14:30:58 (#307224)
    1 (9)
    second that
    reply to this comment

    pr0be on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 15:51:54 (#307238)
    http://www.oranjes-bye-bye.de/
    3 (11)
    omg i wanna bang your bunny
    reply to this comment

    brownmullet on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 14:23:38 (#307223) (journal)
    2 (6)
    And you were asking if I understood the English language?
    Way to slaughter that sentence there, Cupcake.
    reply to this comment

    dr_gonzo on Thursday 20th April 2006, 04:23:16 (#307323)
    0 (2)
    [-] for beeing a buttmunching swamp-donkey
    reply to this comment

    Der Dude on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 14:17:27 (#307217)
    0 (4)
    Reminds me of that time I was in the newspapers, how embarrasing...
    reply to this comment

    marlb0r0man on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 21:08:51 (#307284)
    -1 (5)
    You made a fuck toy out of a newspaper? That would be fun on the subway!
    reply to this comment

    ass-hat on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 22:45:23 (#307300)
    -3 (3)
    what's so embarassing?
    reply to this comment

    Hairless_Weasel on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 13:29:23 (#307208) (journal)
    -1 (3)
    jesus christ i thought you were on everyons posts last time viva... anyway the fear in the red ones eyes would have been better if the hole was cut over its mouth
    reply to this comment

    mamuka on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 13:33:16 (#307209) (journal)
    http://mamuka.has-no-homepage.net
    1 (3)
    ah, good old duct tape.
    useful everywhere
    reply to this comment

    Airmack (80.138.119.*) on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 14:17:17 (#307216)
    -6 (10)
    To make you guys aware that this is NOT an original post:

    http://www.homemade-sex-to ys.com/popcorn/
    reply to this comment

    [skorpion] on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 16:50:23 (#307248) (journal)
    http://www.idonthaveanammusingurl.com
    0 (4)
    It is very rare that something original gets posted on b0g.
    reply to this comment

    Trizzle (212.8.174.*) on Thursday 20th April 2006, 02:32:52 (#307311)
    http://www.makerocketgonow.com
    7 (9)
    It is very rare that something original gets posted to the internet.
    reply to this comment

    the essence on Friday 21st April 2006, 19:12:11 (#307518)
    -2 (2)
    Good call. It is a well known geek fact that everything that has and will ever be known to mankind was posted on the net by 1999.
    reply to this comment

    madskaizer on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 16:02:09 (#307240)
    http://www.dieofmeteor.com
    -2 (6)
    whoever can fit their erect penis in a empty toilet roll got a small one
    reply to this comment

    ViVa on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 17:44:41 (#307253)
    -11 (21)
    My point.
    reply to this comment

    marlb0r0man on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 21:06:42 (#307282)
    -1 (3)
    Is what?
    reply to this comment

    ViVa on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 21:07:53 (#307283)
    -11 (17)
    "whoever can fit their erect penis in a empty toilet roll got a small one"
    reply to this comment

    marlb0r0man on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 21:10:30 (#307285)
    1 (5)
    And you can prove that!
    reply to this comment

    the essence on Friday 21st April 2006, 19:13:45 (#307519)
    -1 (3)
    Both of you realise the average male asshole is actually tighter than a loo roll?
    reply to this comment

    Shazzle on Tuesday 9th May 2006, 11:51:06 (#310086)
    0 (0)
    It is actually "in aN empty toilet roll"
    reply to this comment

    Shazzle on Tuesday 9th May 2006, 11:53:26 (#310087)
    0 (0)
    "...roll, has a small one."
    reply to this comment

    marlb0r0man on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 21:12:29 (#307287)
    1 (3)
    Yeah VIVA told you about that.
    reply to this comment

    madskaizer on Thursday 20th April 2006, 07:58:55 (#307335)
    http://www.dieofmeteor.com
    0 (2)
    viva is on ignore
    reply to this comment

    urinstein on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 20:25:28 (#307272)
    -3 (3)
    another quality post

    not
    reply to this comment

    hungry_hippo^^ on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 21:25:45 (#307290)
    0 (2)
    isn't easier to just find a female...
    reply to this comment

    marlb0r0man on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 21:47:28 (#307293)
    -1 (3)
    on b0g? Yeah right!
    reply to this comment

    TheThirdCross on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 22:22:08 (#307297) (journal)
    5 (7)
    finding a female is easy.

    holding them down for two and a half minutes, especially in a crowded theater, is a little more difficult.

    the popcorn bucket idea has it's merits.
    reply to this comment

    the essence on Friday 21st April 2006, 19:15:07 (#307520)
    1 (3)
    My favourite t-shirt to date is still the one that says "Keep calm... let's not turn this rape into a murder"
    reply to this comment

    Airmack (80.138.102.*) on Sunday 23rd April 2006, 15:58:43 (#307691)
    -2 (2)
    Haha where did you get that shirt? URL?
    reply to this comment

    Bionic-Badger on Wednesday 19th April 2006, 22:39:26 (#307298) (journal)
    1 (3)
    Lovely... even more annoying noises during the movie.
    reply to this comment

    doosh on Thursday 20th April 2006, 03:02:26 (#307315)
    0 (2)
    the copy of LOTR i downloaded looks like the dude who filmed it was using one of these things.
    reply to this comment

    neutrin on Thursday 20th April 2006, 03:44:16 (#307318)
    -3 (5)
    Shopped! If the cuts had been done as prescribed, the infolds wouldn't have had pointy edges.
    reply to this comment

    Thagreat on Friday 21st April 2006, 04:23:05 (#307374)
    -2 (2)
    I like chips more so i'll just stick to the pringles one.
    reply to this comment

    thc_stoned on Friday 21st April 2006, 05:16:52 (#307379)
    -3 (3)
    lol
    reply to this comment

    vixin on Tuesday 25th April 2006, 16:57:21 (#308053)
    -1 (1)
    Can you realy get your dick inside an empty tube from a roll of toilet paper? I can't...
    reply to this comment

    vixin on Tuesday 25th April 2006, 16:57:58 (#308054)
    -1 (1)
    Can you realy get your dick inside an empty tube from a roll of toilet paper? I can't...
    reply to this comment

    Julzilla on Thursday 4th May 2006, 19:30:37 (#309261)
    -1 (1)
    another pussy invention brought to you by b0g .....lol
    reply to this comment

    Julzilla on Thursday 4th May 2006, 19:31:47 (#309263)
    -1 (1)
    another pussy invention brought to you by b0g .....lol
    reply to this comment

    brownmullet on Thursday 4th May 2006, 20:16:00 (#309266) (journal)
    2 (2)
    You've been here for 2 min. and 7 fucking sec. so how the fuck would you know?
    Signed up on Thursday 4th May 2006, 19:29:40
    reply to this comment

    Julzilla on Thursday 4th May 2006, 21:23:07 (#309276)
    -1 (1)
    maybe cause i read bog all the time, nevered signed up and decided to sign up you fucking moron :)
    reply to this comment

    Julzilla on Thursday 4th May 2006, 21:25:07 (#309277)
    -1 (1)
    maybe cause i read bog all the time, nevered signed up and decided to sign up you fucking moron :)
    reply to this comment

    brownmullet on Thursday 4th May 2006, 22:01:26 (#309281) (journal)
    2 (2)
    If you "read *b0g all the time" you'd think that you'd have figured out how not to double post, asshair. :(
    reply to this comment

    Shazzle on Tuesday 9th May 2006, 11:57:49 (#310088)
    -1 (1)
    That's a good lackey.
    reply to this comment

    Xenomorphe on Wednesday 24th May 2006, 01:40:36 (#313303)
    2 (2)
    In the french film "La Boum" (one of the earliest Sophie Marceau's movie), a teenager put his (small) dick in a pop-corn bowl, WITHOUT toilet paper roll, nor ducktape.
    but his neighbour (a girl) tries to get some popcorn and : Surprise :p
    reply to this comment

    Ripper on Sunday 28th May 2006, 13:55:39 (#314179)
    -1 (1)
    she cant finde his little frenchcock, or?
    reply to this comment

    The_Wacky_Mr.Puppychunks on Thursday 26th October 2006, 06:09:07 (#335318)
    0 (0)
    I always thought that if you actually tried that, you would have to put the hole in the bottom of the bucket, but that way has potential too, I guess. I think its time to go to the theater... but no hot butter
    reply to this comment

    Sebek on Saturday 28th October 2006, 13:17:59 (#335403)
    0 (0)
    Why not hot butter? makes it glide more smoothly. Personally id rather use dog shit but thats just me.
    reply to this comment

    The_Wacky_Mr.Puppychunks on Tuesday 31st October 2006, 04:39:46 (#335759)
    0 (0)
    I guess everyone has their own preferences......... to each their own, eh? I am rather fond of not having a burned cock..... it got sunburned once and well, life got painful everytime a hot chick came by for the next week....
    reply to this comment

    Kullinahka on Monday 22nd January 2007, 08:54:02 (#346995)
    0 (0)
    What is the pH of sperm? You'd have to eat spermish popcorns if it melts the glove. Anyway, nice...
    reply to this comment

    Kullinahka on Monday 22nd January 2007, 08:57:03 (#346996)
    0 (0)
    Oh dang, why didn't he insert the tube in the creature's mouth? Then it would be more realistic. Blowjob! Nice...
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