Following Ms. O'Donnell's untimely quips about Anna Nicole Smith, just hours before her death. Guilt, it would appear, has motivated the celebrity lesbian to accept the role as the new face of slimming wonder drug that Ms Smith had made her own.
Breakfast lunch and dinner for Rosie
Rosie will attempt to shed her current 300lbs weight and reduce to a size 0 in just 4 weeks.
Doctors have warned that this could be dangerous, not only to Ms O'Donnell but to others due to the amount of methane gas produced.
Ms. O'Donnell pulled out of her launch of the new Mc 'Elvis' Burger (Peanut Butter, Jello (Jam) and goose fat on a 1/2 pound slab of ground beef) at The Ronald McDonald 'Super-size' Restaurant ( Known locally as GREASLAND), Memphis Tennessee, scheduled for today. A role she hastily accepted after Kirsty Alley and Janet Jackson were found to be too slim.
Ms. O'Donnell accepted the fat shedding challenge in deference to Anna Nicole Smith's talent, also fearing the legal team that a money grabbing law firm could assemble on the back of the disputed fortune left by the Silicone Siren.
Ms O'Donnell stated today of the 4 week task..."It's do or die".
"Fingers crossed Rosie!"
posted by pariah on Monday 12th February 2007, 14:09:26
Now she's on this "gossip" show, the view...
which is retarded.. a bunch of fat cunts with like one hot
one.. and they do nothing but sit around and talk shit about
everyone. It's fucking worthless!