Stand on a clean sheet and just shake his head as hard as he fucking
can.....farthest maggot wins.
Host a new reality tv show "Who's a Ho Now?" See who will
really be his girlfriend for the money....
Nurse Challenges
Kissing Contest
Baby Mama
Spittoon Chug
Maggot Management
and of course: Spit Tobacco Commercials - All Smiles on Morphine!
OK we get the point no drinking smoking or sex now children.
footnote maggots have been used throughout history to clean wounds of dead
flesh and are still in some use today in the medical field though somewhat
limitted as are leaches.
usually, medical maggots are raised in a sterile environment and are
applied to a clean wound under controlled conditions and monitored by
medical staff.
I'm just spitballin' here, but I'm pretty sure these
were just casually shat out of a fly's ass on a stroll while
Jimmy here was napping.