Teacher asked Bill, the drawing wiz-kid of the class, to make some
illustrations on the classical theme "How I spent my vacation".
Teacher was somewhat disturbed by the result, though.
Anyway, as for the question "Why are all young boys gay?" the
obvious answer is: because girls their age don't have tits.
This will fit right into my Power Point presentation I'm giving to
"friends" and family during their visit at my Gayduation party
from Ithaca U.!!! Roast Pork for all, and I'm gonna make a pig out of
myself. I've gotten alot of Marlon Brando pics in the mail lately, I
wonder why? Aaron, are you "pulling" my leg again? I'll
write you up in the Ithacan if you don't behave, peachscheeks!