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1695 (0): (4)(6)
<dna`> if you were a female i would've let u sleep in my place :(
<shudder> what if i was a really fat and ugly female?
<shudder> and had herpes
<dna`> i dont care
1692 (3): (5)(7)
<Camo> i once had a girl
<Camo> or should i say, she once had me!
<criterion> really
<Camo> no, never :(
<criterion> LOL
1691 (3): (-2)(6)
< squidfarts> I'm ain't used to speak English.
1690 (1): (9)(9)
< fulper> yeah, no flies
< fulper> except when we move old people
< fulper> we cleared out this old ppl home
< fulper> and this guy sat there
< fulper> he shit himself and had spilled hot coffee on his dick
< Trizzle> hahaha
< fulper> just sitting there "haaalp.... haaaalp"
< fulper> haha
< Trizzle> hahaha old people
1689 (1): (10)(12)
<dumm_german> sometimes I don't even pronounce german correctly
<dumm_german> some kind of disorder in my brain
<Saribro> it's called "being german"
<dumm_german> it also causes me to hate jews
1688 (1): (5)(7)
* LesVoix (.@LesVoix.users.undernet.org) has joined #b0g
<LesVoix> I made numerous complaints, including one to ic3 about the b0g website
* LesVoix (.@LesVoix.users.undernet.org) has left #b0g (you will pay)
1685 (1): (7)(9)
<boy_blue> tress should aprove all posts, because its christmass
<dumm_german> yeah, piss off
<boy_blue> tell me mr german, is scat foreplay for you or is that just on special occasions ?
1684 (1): (0)(12)
<ill_favors> my hardrive got fried
<ill_favors> and my motherboard
<mortiis> i'd like you to fry my penis
<ill_favors> and my power source
<mortiis> not literally
<ill_favors> fry it in love oil
<mortiis> yes
<ill_favors> with salt
<mortiis> well, that'd only hurt you
1680 (2): (4)(10)
<Scare-Crow> beer=love
<Scare-Crow> especially around fat women
<Scare-Crow> and butter-faces
1679 (1): (6)(12)
< Ostrogoth> robert Pickton wanted to kill 50 prostitutes
< Ostrogoth> he almost got it
< Trizzle> who doesn't want to kill 50 prostitutes?
< Ostrogoth> belgians
< Trizzle> maybe some but I'd loveto
< Trizzle> if it were legal
1668 (0): (16)(30)
<random_attac> dose anybody even fucking speak in b0g anymore, is do we keep this room purely for centimental reasons ?
<mortiis> "we"?
<mortiis> how do you fit in?
<random_attac> i once was a regular, but i went to live in tibet for a while ............and you know
<mortiis> no
<mortiis> i've never seen you before
<random_attac> perhaps
<random_attac> maybe i went back in time to prevent my past self from associating with b0g and i just arrived back to my point of origin and the space time conflict that resulted caused a reversal of the temporal shift rendering my trip void as though it never happend
1666 (0): (-5)(13)
<Kasyx> http://www.yahoobreakingnews.com/news1.html
<random_attac> so all human life is about to end ?
<Kasyx> aye
<Kasyx> wanna cyber?
<random_attac> are you a member the the canine species ?
<Kasyx> I can be
<random_attac> ...........i have peanut butter
<Kasyx> ...
<Kasyx> i have a tongue
1665 (1): (5)(11)
< DNA> i <3 black langerie :<
< trizzle_> yeah me too
< trizzle_> on gurls
1663 (3): (2)(12)
< solarisx> i got off my ass and started playing football for high school
< solarisx> then i got out of that phase and started lifting
< solarisx> now i just lift, drink beer, and fuck older women.
< solarisx> and i have a myspace :>
1659 (4): (-2)(16)
<taliban> 
<taliban> &(
<taliban> u r read braille?
<Trizzle> I r touched screens, nothing happned
1654 (4): (18)(22)
<Devoto> "The apple may have been forbidden, but your cherry is all mine"
<Devoto> if that doesn't work, fuck her in the ass. Religious bitches are all about the anal sex.
<Devoto> It's the back door to no premarital sex.
1652 (5): (37)(41)
<Trizzle> I get wattery eyes when I drink alot of cola at once
<kogneto> cause of the phosphoric acid
<Trizzle> No its because my dad once raped me with a cola bottle
1649 (2): (-6)(16)
<@Camo`_`> pics on internet are acceptibale now thanks to myspace and stuff
1648 (1): (-5)(15)
<_bored> he was twice my size, I didn't dare to try anything
1646 (1): (7)(13)
<Devoto> Jesus fucking christ it takes way too much work to get fired
<Devoto> it takes more work to get fired than it does to stay employed :(
<Devoto> What kind of fucked up world lets that happen?
1645 (4): (2)(8)
<Jo||yRog3r> good morning
<kogneto> dude
<kogneto> i hung out with that lesbian girl again
<kogneto> she was all over my nuts
<kogneto> she was gonna go down on me but i didn't know if my mom was gonna come out
<kogneto> i need to get my own place
<Jo||yRog3r> yep
<Jo||yRog3r> but mothers are proud of their sons getting head
<Jo||yRog3r> so what is your problem?
<kogneto> im baked
<Jo||yRog3r> pfff
1644 (1): (8)(14)
(Devoto) I havent showered in 4 days
(mortiis) http://www.cheswick.com/ches/map/gallery/index.html
(hilikus) Devoto: why is that?
(Devoto) because I haven't stepped into the shower and turned the knobs which control the water?
(mortiis) that's how you haven't done it, the question was why
(hilikus) Ok, so, you're just a lazy one.
(Devoto) I haven't gone out anywhere
(Devoto) oh no wait, I have.
(Devoto) hhmmm, lazyness then
(Devoto) any how, back to porn!
* Devoto has quit (Quit: my penis stinks of cheese)
(Riddler``) that quit message could be frighteningly accurate at this point
1641 (8): (24)(26)
<kogneto> devoto, you're dumb
<Devoto> how, ironic.
<kogneto> how is that ironic?
<Devoto> I rest my case.
1640 (1): (19)(21)
<Camo> i wish this phone has micro SD slot tho
<tress> somewhere you could finally put your penis and have it feel tight?
1635 (10): (9)(19)
<@taliban> rape is legal in lebanon aslong as you give the father of your victim a goat
1632 (1): (-3)(13)
<DNA`> i decided to cut my penis
<tress1> you should get onto nasa, tell them you have a telescope that can see to the start of the universe
1631 (0): (2)(10)
<@mortiis> Cadillac Tah - You's A Bozo ft. Young Merc (1:56 / 2:03)
<@mortiis> this is dedicated to you, taliban
<@taliban> mortiis you listen to such gay music
<@taliban> chris daughtry - it's not over
<@taliban> this is the dewd from american idol
<@taliban> good song
1630 (0): (5)(7)
<taliban> time to strap up w/ explosives soldier
<DNA`> can't do that man
<DNA`> i'm not completely cicumsized
<DNA`> and i listen to metal music
<banan> not "completely" circumsized?
<DNA`> banan yeah
<DNA`> i dunno why
<DNA`> my parents said it was war
<DNA`> and the doctor ran away before finishing completely
1629 (2): (16)(18)
<DNA`> i have a question
<DNA`> u have an answer?
<DNA`> so if i lick a woman who is menstruating
<DNA`> is it bad?
<DNA`> will i get sick or die or something
<DNA`> no seriously is it safe?
<tress> no
<tress> what is coming out you see
<tress> it is pure concentrated evil
1628 (0): (-1)(7)
<DNA`> tress
<DNA`> i showed my penis to a british woman
<DNA`> she liked it alot
<tress> she die of fright?
<tress> oh cool
<DNA`> and she showed me her flaps :D
<DNA`> tress it was on cam :(
<tress> oh
<DNA`> just got an erection
<DNA`> then her uhh internet broke
<DNA`> and seroiusly she didn't come online since that day

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