Obama's first act as President will be...
To rip up the
Rose Garden and
replace it with
a watermelon
patch
To appoint
Oprah Secretary
of Steak
Steal the
hubcaps off of
Air Force One
Replace all the
inaguration
champangne with
Colt 45
Shine George
Bush's
shoes
Bomb all the
Christian
churches in
America
Take the Oath
of Office over
the Koran
instead of the
Bible
Stop post
bumping on b0g
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