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At a family function, you're 12 yr. old neice says to you privately, "Uncle Chris, what's a blow job?" Do you...
Go into great detail about when a man and woman love each other... blah blah blah (Fucking Emo Pussy)
Instantly get a raging boner and start looking for a private place to teach her (Molester)
Run to the bathroom and proceed to cover the wall with your man plaster. (Normal/Moleste r Denial)
Tell her what it is, and not to feel bad. You even had to tell her mommasister what it was. (Backwoods Fuckin' Inbred)
Privately ask your sister to have a talk with her (Faggot)
Other (Molester/ Fag)
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Damn good day.

Okay, it's about time I posted this.

Tuesday started out as any other, for me. Getting up on dawn because I can't sleep in, checking a few webcomic sites before getting ready to go to Job Training (this crap thing the welfare agency in this country makes you do if you work under 20 hours a week. I work 18.).

I happen to check my bank balance. My tax return had come in. $1,300.00. Woohoo!

Then I got to Job Training, someone there mentioned a good IT job in the paper. Yea, yeah, I say, like there's IT jobs in this town. There was, I give the guy a ring, turns out it's HelpDesk at a large mining company, he really liked the sound of me, I'm exactly the sort of person they want, and noone else had applied so far. Woohoo!

To celebrate my good day so far, lunch was four beers ($2 each, it was Cheap Tuesday) and five games of pool with some random. He handed me my arse on a platter, I then handed it back =]

On the way home, I just happen to bump into a girl I like. Just out of the blue. She's awesome! She's a really h4wt punk-chick geek with a passion for oldskool gaming (I know 2 people in my entire town who would be able to beat her at Quake 1, and she kicks arse at pretty much every game on the Atari).
I ask her out, she says yes!

Walking on sunshine, I ride home. As I get home, I notice a package had come in the mail. It turned out to be the thing I bought off ebay a few weeks ago, it had finally come!

I get home, two of my flatmates in the lounge, doing nothing as usual (not that I have anything wrong that, power to 'em). I relate to them my awesome day, and then they suggest getting riteously drunk to celebrate! "Brilliant!", I say, and we head on down to the nearest liquor store.

Between us, we buy $250 worth of spirits, liqueur, beer and pre-mix drinks, most of which gets drunk that night.
To top off this most perfect of days, we were undercharged $40 when we bought that, only paying $210.

In the words of the main dude from Office Space:
"Fuckin' A."


Completely unrelated pic of a wyrm I did, back in my early fantasy/scifi-obsessed highschool years, just because you deserve a picture.


Oh, and RavensClaw is whinging, bible-bashing troll that thinks a hell of a lot (which is good), but STOPS thinking when he thinks he knows the answers (which is bad).
IMHO.
posted by Azrael on Thursday 10th November 2005, 14:03:34read 737 times

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Shotgun_Facelift on Thursday 10th November 2005, 14:17:00 (#23710)
http://www.4chan.org/flash/emo.html
Sweet, i'd like to have $1.300.00 in tax money too ^^

and you had some drawing skillz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Azrael on Thursday 10th November 2005, 14:32:41 (#23714) (journal)
http://www.crappisoft.net
thanks, but as i said, that drawing was done years ago.
this here is the most recent drawing i've done that is online, and even that as a good year ago, at least.
thi s is Trizzle's photoshop of it, godsbless that man.
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Shotgun_Facelift on Thursday 10th November 2005, 16:19:37 (#23729)
http://www.4chan.org/flash/emo.html
hehe, sweet ^^
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liclit on Thursday 10th November 2005, 14:57:48 (#23715) (journal)
hope it keeps up
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brownmullet on Thursday 10th November 2005, 15:01:55 (#23716) (journal)
A most excellent day!

Good luck with the job, but more importantly, good luck with the really h4wt punk-chick geek! (Pics. MAN!)
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Azrael on Thursday 10th November 2005, 15:10:40 (#23717) (journal)
http://www.crappisoft.net
ASAP.
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Bionic-Badger on Thursday 10th November 2005, 15:25:03 (#23721) (journal)
That's $1,300 you could've been earning interest on.
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Azrael on Thursday 10th November 2005, 15:31:16 (#23722) (journal)
http://www.crappisoft.net
What? How? This I haven't heard. Tell me more =D
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r0XX0r on Thursday 10th November 2005, 16:12:46 (#23725) (journal)
http://team_leperstretch.istheshit.net/
Seems like a friggin awesome day!
...A more different S..
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misterblackula on Thursday 10th November 2005, 16:42:51 (#23732) (journal)
Sweet, a nice confidence boost can make all the difference. You’re going to get that job, nail that broad and crush her in Quake!
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Azrael on Thursday 10th November 2005, 16:46:21 (#23733) (journal)
http://www.crappisoft.net
How's crush that broad and nail her in Quake? =]

...Hell, just nail 'er ^_^
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F@C3R4Pe on Thursday 10th November 2005, 16:51:35 (#23735) (journal)
http://www.opbp.clanpage.de
... and then you woke up?
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Azrael on Thursday 10th November 2005, 17:07:22 (#23736) (journal)
http://www.crappisoft.net
All real, I assure you. Things tend to happen to me in bunches.
For instance, about 6-7 weeks ago, I lost my job, my driver's license, a 200gb HDD, and a really good friend.
As I said, bunches.
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surgeonbob on Thursday 10th November 2005, 18:31:51 (#23739) (journal)
http://whyfiles.org/028heart/images/surgeon.jpg
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you D&D faggot.

jk. nice story btw
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wampa on Thursday 10th November 2005, 19:54:07 (#23740)
http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/users.php?w=wampa
Trogdor the Burninator
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insane_wacko on Thursday 10th November 2005, 20:22:16 (#23741) (journal)
http://artpad.art.com/?ifx406xpvjc
4 (4)
you gave him your ass?
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Death_Tef on Friday 11th November 2005, 02:06:45 (#23744) (journal)
http://de.geocities.com/laplasmoperato/
1 (1)
being happy sounds nice. i wanna try that too..
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RavensClaw on Friday 11th November 2005, 09:03:20 (#23778)
And how many lottery tickets did you buy?
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Azrael on Friday 11th November 2005, 18:15:46 (#23817) (journal)
http://www.crappisoft.net
None, I know when not to push my luck :P
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kogneto on Friday 11th November 2005, 23:01:20 (#23836) (journal)
very well written story

also sounds like a kick ass day, things like this happen to me but usually are followed by sucky days where everything goes wrong. the important thing is to enjoy the good days for every ounce you can squeeze out of them, and it sounds like you did.

a congratulations on this quality journal entry and a karma point next time i get one
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Fanatic on Saturday 12th November 2005, 03:07:45 (#23847) (journal)
http://www.cant-touch-this.co.uk/morningglory/mg15.jpg
Congratulations , getting drunk is always fun !
/me gets ready for todays party
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