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At a family function, you're 12 yr. old neice says to you privately, "Uncle Chris, what's a blow job?" Do you...
Go into great detail about when a man and woman love each other... blah blah blah (Fucking Emo Pussy)
Instantly get a raging boner and start looking for a private place to teach her (Molester)
Run to the bathroom and proceed to cover the wall with your man plaster. (Normal/Moleste r Denial)
Tell her what it is, and not to feel bad. You even had to tell her mommasister what it was. (Backwoods Fuckin' Inbred)
Privately ask your sister to have a talk with her (Faggot)
Other (Molester/ Fag)
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My health > yours

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For the last few days I have feasted upon nothing but mangoes, strawberries, broccolli, cauliflower, sweet chilli sauce, tomatoes, and a nice big steak once every three days.
Right now I am having a grapefruit for breakfast, lucky me =D
For the past 6 weeks I have ridden an average of 22km on my push-bike, and do weights (10kg dumbbells) for an hour or so every day.

I am STILL pretty heavily-built (read: fat, but not obese) and still weigh in at 120kg.
EDIT: I have weighed that much for the last 6 years, regardless of how much I eat or excersize. This works both ways; I don't really put on weight either.
What the hells, man?

...My body is so godsdamn hardcore!!!

Unrelated image of my flatmate:
posted by Azrael on Sunday 20th November 2005, 18:04:06read 865 times

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kogneto on Sunday 20th November 2005, 18:08:39 (#24463) (journal)
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no sir, for my body is definitively more hardcore than thou...st.

try Physical Training every day of the week, which is quite more strenuous than your measly bike and weight lifting.

behold for my body holds no excess fat, and my muskels are much bigger.

fatty
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Azrael on Sunday 20th November 2005, 18:13:32 (#24465) (journal)
http://www.crappisoft.net
Probably =P
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Sunday 20th November 2005, 18:28:24 (#24468) (journal)
Seriously?

Dude, there's a WHOLE world out there for your to explore if your REALLY want to go hardcore! :-o

Keep up what you're doing & with a few modifications of your diet, we'll have you whipped into shape no problem. :)
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Azrael on Sunday 20th November 2005, 19:02:20 (#24470) (journal)
http://www.crappisoft.net
Thing is, I've weighed 120kg since about grade 10, a good 6 years ago. I did no excersize then. Just stayed approximate the same weight and shape for the last six freakin' years, no matter how much chocolate I eat or how much excersize I do. Just one of those things.

It's kinda frustrating, and kinda hardcore. =D
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Sunday 20th November 2005, 21:51:18 (#24472) (journal)
The joys of youth.
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YoDaaah on Monday 21st November 2005, 01:45:23 (#24475) (journal)
http://www.joecartoon.com
120kg..keep up the good work with cycling and long walks..and the most important thing.eating the right food.buy a book bout asian food..almost no fat food..im into that now..not cuz im having probs..i just like the food :)
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anonymaniac on Monday 21st November 2005, 02:02:32 (#24476)
http://redmeat.lapin.org/index.php?number=1
your cowboy friend has a problem
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TheThirdCross on Tuesday 22nd November 2005, 06:18:20 (#24518) (journal)
he comes from france.
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r0XX0r on Monday 21st November 2005, 03:01:19 (#24479) (journal)
http://team_leperstretch.istheshit.net/
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Well done, eating fruit and healthy stuff.
Your flatmate is such a conehead!
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Death_Tef on Monday 21st November 2005, 04:41:54 (#24481) (journal)
http://de.geocities.com/laplasmoperato/
i'm 50% of you.. awesome!! and since 2 weeks i try to eat whenever it's possible - i wanne become big and strong someday..
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haze on Tuesday 22nd November 2005, 09:17:10 (#24524) (journal)
you only weigh sixty fuckin kilograms? how tall are you?

hopefully like half a meter
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insane_wacko on Monday 21st November 2005, 04:49:40 (#24482) (journal)
http://artpad.art.com/?ifx406xpvjc
i rode 5km in 20 mins every day for 3.5 weeks, and ate healther. lost 12kg in that time. stopped after being fined $150 for not wearing a helmet. fuck tha police.
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FuerLandundKoenig on Monday 21st November 2005, 04:55:20 (#24483) (journal)
i ride 10km in 10 mins every day for the last 6 years, without wearing a helmet...
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insane_wacko on Tuesday 22nd November 2005, 06:33:40 (#24520) (journal)
http://artpad.art.com/?ifx406xpvjc
3 weeks compared to 6 years.... you see the difference.
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haze on Tuesday 22nd November 2005, 09:23:40 (#24525) (journal)
I rode 20 km in 5 mins every day for the last 12 years, without a saddle...
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FuerLandundKoenig on Wednesday 23rd November 2005, 05:13:30 (#24581) (journal)
thatīs because you like anal penetration
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Azrael on Monday 21st November 2005, 18:40:24 (#24507) (journal)
http://www.crappisoft.net
My fine was $50. I jsut started wearing a helmet, since I have no other method of transportation.
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hungry_hippo^^ on Monday 21st November 2005, 08:56:39 (#24490)
You want to know how to get in shape seriously. Get a copy of Men's Health mag and READ IT. I'm not large (despite my avatar) but i'm always looking for ways to become a better athlete. You can continue starving yourself on mangoes and other bullshit or read about how really fit people get that way. The secret is to eat more often. Wut? Really, if you snack on a continual basis your body begins to realize that it doesn't need to store fat bacause there is a steady supply of nutrients coming in. It also means that you're not as hungry when it comes to dinner, which is the worst time to eat a large meal. This does not mean to stuff Ho Hos down your throat every hour, it's good foods like fruits and nuts and granola, healthy stuff. But make sure to find things that you like to eat or it will never work. Lastly, every day make a protein shake in a blender (ie. fruit, milk, oj, peanut butter, protein whey) and drink it after your workout. Experiment with the ingredients, there's no wrong way, just what tastes good. Protein is a fat burner and it also helps repair your muscles for the next workout. Speaking of workouts, once again, do something that you enjoy. Don't go to the gym just because you think it will make you look better. Try going on a hike, swimming, rollerblading, anything that exerts energy and try to continue getting better at it.
The best part is, the more in shape you get, the more you want to do because your energy level increases...also your sex drive. Although b0ggers definitely don't need help there.

Hope that was helpful...btw after doing the above i ran my first triathalon in August and am looking forward to many more.
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Azrael on Monday 21st November 2005, 11:06:51 (#24492) (journal)
http://www.crappisoft.net
I don't particularly WANT to get "in shape".
I'm standard height, medium-heavy build, and a fucking tank. I am a wall of fucking concrete, and that's how I like it.
I'm the most physically strong of most of my friends, I can keep up with most people in a sprint, and just thin enough not to get automatically rejected by the ladies.
I really like my body.
Abd yeah... most of what you said is common knowledge these days. It's amazing what they teach kids in school now, some of it is actually useful O.O
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Death_Tef on Monday 21st November 2005, 12:07:05 (#24497) (journal)
http://de.geocities.com/laplasmoperato/
somebody knows what he's talking about.. i'm sure your private message inbox will fill up with nasty pics and stuff from the chicks.. and the gheys.
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MrBeen on Monday 21st November 2005, 13:17:30 (#24502) (journal)
Don't expect changes in 6 weeks!! Food: Eat a little bit of everything, avoiding "sweets" and prefab food. Exercise: Do at least 20-40 minutes a day. You can do the half in the morning and the other half by night. If you can follow this regularly, with certainty, in a year or two you can see the changes and your body can remember it too. G00d luck!
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Azrael on Monday 21st November 2005, 18:29:05 (#24506) (journal)
http://www.crappisoft.net
Godsdammit, how many times do I have to say it?
I LIKE my body!
I appreciate your adice, but it doesn't mean squat to me, because I *easily* do enough exercise to keep me healthy and fit; I just don't LOOK it is all, but I don't care about that, I LIKE being the size and shape I am!
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hungry_hippo^^ on Monday 21st November 2005, 18:55:15 (#24508)
then what the fuck are you posting this shit for. First you say you're fat, now you're a tank. WTF. People are posting good advice to try and help you and now you don't want it. Hello????
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Azrael on Monday 21st November 2005, 19:32:35 (#24511) (journal)
http://www.crappisoft.net
I look fat. I kind of am, I suppose, but it's far more muscle-mass than fat.

To all who posted advice, thank you, muchly appreciated, but this is a journal entry. If I really wanted advice I'd have posted on the forum =)
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haze on Tuesday 22nd November 2005, 09:25:44 (#24526) (journal)
I bet its just that you have 'heavy bones'

hehehe
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