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Antigone brownmullet the hermit Devoto

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My triumphant return!

Not saying that my absence was noticed in any way... just sayin' that, y'know, I'm still alive, n'all...

Gah. DSL modem died, then my flatmate didn't pay our phone bill (read: HER phone bill) for ten weeks so the phone got disconnected.

Best part of three months without the 'net. I coped pretty well, as I expected myself to. Binge drinking. Casual violence. Weekly games of Texas Hold'em poker. Sex. Burning stuff.

In the intravening time I have got engaged.
She's an awesome lil' nerdchikkie. I-cup sized boobs. Into D&D, reading, gaming, etc... pretty much everything I am except for cars. She's into motorbikes, which I don't have much of an idea about. Originally a farmgirl, which is cool, 'cause her grandparents own a big-arse orchard/sheep/marron (sorta like a freshwater crayfish) farm... which is all kinds of awesome, as at some point of my life I've lived/grown up on all of those.

I also bought a camera with an underwater housing, letting me take some nice photos of the Australian summer and what I did in it... So, without futher stalling for time...

Some of my favourite material things in the world. Sundried tomatoes, stuffed garlic olives, and Bombay Sapphire Gin and Tonics.
Oh yeah... and a Promotional-Only (Not for Resale), only 500 ever pressed, limited edition Tool vinyl of their album Lateralus.
Also glimpses of my phone and 2-terabyte fileserver. But meh, TOOL!!! Who I'm also going to see in November.


A staple-tower/city/maze/pattern/thing I made while bored at work.


DVD of Hellsing, the best anime ever. This is the first of 20 episodes of the new series being released, currently at 3 released. For those interested.


Australian sunsets above and below:



Pirate Beer! Yarrr!


^^ Some creative bugger that used a bin to cart around shit in, effectively creating a trailer that you don't have to licence or pay stupid taxes on.

And now, pictures taken while swimming around my glorious South-West of Western Australia:






*shrugs*
Not very interesting for you guys, I'm sure, due it's rather noticable lack of tits. Well, fua, they're mine.
posted by Azrael on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 04:58:25read 1009 times

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makc on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 05:42:26 (#49271) (journal)
- generally, how does one notice the absense of thing? i mean look around: what is absent right there and now? infinite number of things, right, or at least more than you can ever name. so, the absense of lots of things cannot physically be noticed.

- taxes for having a trailer ???
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Azrael on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 05:47:16 (#49272) (journal)
Taxes, licences for owning something that doesn't have an engine but nevertheless has wheels... stupid trailers...
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Bionic-Badger on Wednesday 18th April 2007, 02:09:36 (#49353) (journal)
Yeah, that struck me as odd...
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Azrael on Wednesday 18th April 2007, 03:56:18 (#49364) (journal)
If you own a boat, plane, caravan, or trailer, you pay some sort of "rich person" tax. At least, this is what I'm told.
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r0XX0r on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 05:53:39 (#49273) (journal)
I want everything in this journal besides the stuffed garlic olives.
I-cup? is that like "wheelbarrow needed to carry around" size?
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Azrael on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 05:58:16 (#49274) (journal)
It's like a, b, c (average), d (large average), e, f, g, h, *I*-sized, yes.
Though cup sizes take into account other sizes, and considering she's fairly short, the cupsize sounds more impressive than it really is =P
If she was, say about 6feet tall, it might only be a double-D or an E.
Even so ^_^
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YoDaaah on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 06:10:30 (#49275) (journal)
so shes like boobs with feet sticking out under ;]
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yettti activist on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 08:18:58 (#49281) (journal)
ha i thought that was the art work of alex grey
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Azrael on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 08:29:01 (#49282) (journal)
What, the picture ont he Tool album or the staple-castle... or what?
=P
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yettti activist on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 10:40:54 (#49295) (journal)
haha the tool album, alex grey does a lot of the art work for tool, i think he did a few album covers
www.alexgrey.com
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Azrael on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 17:11:27 (#49326) (journal)
Oooers! Thanks!
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misterblackula on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 08:35:52 (#49283) (journal)
are all the tits yours ? cant you spare us a singe tit
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Azrael on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 08:49:44 (#49284) (journal)
All my GF's are, at least :P
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pug-O-war on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 08:51:13 (#49285)
eye see you pee?
I-cup stands for "I" wish they were real.
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Azrael on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 09:27:18 (#49288) (journal)
Heh... they're real allright =P
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pug-O-war on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 10:47:46 (#49296)
we need pic proof. =D~
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Azrael on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 16:27:46 (#49319) (journal)
Working on it. Give me time... she'll become a willing bogette feature eventually =P
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liclit on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 22:35:11 (#49344) (journal)
i shall wait
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Trogdor the Burninator on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 09:49:31 (#49290) (journal)
Pretty sunsets.
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Azrael on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 16:34:12 (#49322) (journal)
Danke ^_^
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brownmullet on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 11:42:46 (#49301) (journal)
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When she asks you what you want for your birthday tell her you need a new wallet.

(Tool kicks ass!)
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Gooch_Rash on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 12:40:15 (#49302) (journal)
Very Nice, welcome back

you must be REEEEEEEEEEALY bored at work.
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gHouLaSh on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 14:07:03 (#49305)
Swastika tower, weee!
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haze on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 14:29:19 (#49310) (journal)
where did my comment go? When I posted it it showed up as comment #0 and the journal was gone :-S
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Azrael on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 16:26:46 (#49318) (journal)
NFI dude, sorry :-|
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Dono on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 17:36:13 (#49329) (journal)
This picture is marvellous. I'd like to save it -- do you have it in higher resolution?
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Trizzle (81.83.165.*) on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 18:15:01 (#49331)
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me too
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Azrael on Wednesday 18th April 2007, 03:57:47 (#49365) (journal)
Will post later tonight, if I remember... it looks even better in high-res :-)
I have a few people comment on that one, including a few mates that own like $4000 worth of camera gear... so I'm fairly happy with it ^_^
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 18:13:56 (#49330) (journal)
You've got some catchin' up to do. You can start with the "art" pictures of your nude fiance. (Congratulations!)

Better get busy!
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U R GHEY on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 20:21:05 (#49337)
You grew up fucking sheep in an orchard with marrons stuffed up your ass?
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Azrael on Wednesday 18th April 2007, 04:02:25 (#49366) (journal)
...Who am I to kill your fantasy?
Sure, why not. Yep. That's how I grew up, alright, got it in one.
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U R GHEY on Wednesday 18th April 2007, 17:59:29 (#49418)
You are to kind, sir.
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ill favors on Tuesday 17th April 2007, 21:10:02 (#49342) (journal)
what did you do with those sheep?
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Azrael on Wednesday 18th April 2007, 04:03:05 (#49367) (journal)
See above =P
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Osquip on Wednesday 18th April 2007, 10:34:40 (#49386) (journal)
Tool is gay
Hellsing is gay
And your gf is probably fat
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Azrael on Wednesday 18th April 2007, 16:26:42 (#49413) (journal)
Well, someone's obviously jealous.
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Osquip on Wednesday 18th April 2007, 17:09:30 (#49415) (journal)
if she isn't fat I am jealous
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usuf on Wednesday 18th April 2007, 20:09:18 (#49425)
Tool is one of the only modern bands to make good rock music.
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Azrael on Thursday 19th April 2007, 04:33:12 (#49436) (journal)
You are absolutely right =D
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Malverde on Wednesday 18th April 2007, 16:02:34 (#49407) (journal)
I'm stealing your wallet and that coffee cup, and your room it's very clean, man! :O
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