Some folks keep a "dream journal" near their bed to record
what they dreamed so they can remember them later.
Well I don't keep a dream journal, but I do keep a pad of paper near
my bed in case I get a good idea or think of something that I know I will
forget by the next morning. Sometimes I'll even write down some funky
dreams I have.
So I read over some of my old entries in that pad of paper. I put a date
near each entry so I know when they happened, and I found one from
September 5th, 2006. Here's what it read:
Downstairs someplace Elroy (dog, pug) takes a dump right at the doorstep
of my room (falls asleep). For some reason <my sister> is going to
tell me something and walks in and steps on it slightly. She doesn't
notice at first, then "EEWWWWW!" and she curls toes to get it
off. POTG then comes and cleans it up with tongs.
I managed to even draw what the scene looked like:
The crazy thing is that a year later I was renting some room from some
family, and they kept their dog inside for some stupid reason. That dog
would shit on the floor and one night I was getting up to take a piss and
stepped on that fucking dog's shit that was right in front of the door
of the bathroom.
Damn b0g dreams screwing with my reality!
posted by Bionic-Badger on Wednesday 16th April 2008, 01:47:18
jawshh on Wednesday 16th April 2008, 03:33:19 (#63705)
My dreams always depend on the music that's playing while I sleep. I
slept to Buckethead last night and had dreams about the Bermuda Triangle
and Pirate Ghosts.
Fuck that shit man! I'm happy to hear that you can do it.
If I jotted down all the fucked up shit that goes through my brain while
I'm sleeping, I'd be up all night writing.
The way
I've got it set up is based on survival of the fittest.
If
whatever thought you are can be significant enough to have some other part
of the brain commit resources to memory that will survive this sleep cycle,
then you're worthy of continuing allocation of future thought cycles
to it. Which may lead to possibly one day getting written down.
GLORY HALLELUJAH if anything ever gets done about it!!!
But some dreams just have to be jotted down, especially if they
involve stepping in shit and Elroy! It helps if you don't sit up
and have the blood leave your brain, though it makes it a pain to
write.
the past few nights ive remembered my dreams. one involved the cast of
fraiser being slaughtered in a house alot like my great grandmothers,
another a friend of mine tickled his gf on a couch till she peed on him,
then went about their business like nothing happened.
Funky dream from 2006
