Yarr. Finally. After all these years of jerking off to lousy p0rn –
I scored.
As expected, it happened when I at least expected it. Sounds weird? I don’t
think so.
So it was about Saturday midnight and I was at home all alone and I had
just finished a second meat-beating when my cellphone rang and I was
invited to a party in my hometown by a girl I’ve known for about 1-2 years,
but I haven’t seen her since I gratuated at high school (about 4 months
ago).
So we had a long boring conversation and a few drinks at the bar, when she
told me, that she had dumped her boyfriend. So it became more and more
interesting and after we decided do dance for some time it got very hot
and… sweaty.
I finally persuaded her to spend the night at my place and when we got
home… well…
I have to confess, that I messed it up. I always thought, that at this
point I would totally lose control and it would be over in 2 minutes or
something – I was wrong. More like 2 hours.
Unfortunately my parents got home at 7 in the morning and that’s when I
told her, we would have to stop.
Hehe, but in the end we did it again in the afternoon. This time I was not
that drunk anymore and fully aware of what I was doing and it was
fucking awesome… again for about two hours – and I didn’t come.
SHIT! She of course was quite pleased by my skills and
stamina, but she was disappointed she couldn’t “satisfy” me.
Whatever. I tried to jerk off after she has been gone the same day in the
evening and even I failed. Must have been that damned alcohol…
So kids, listen to somebody who knows what he’s talking about: DON’T DRINK
AND FUCK… you might be horny as hell, but it won’t work the way you want it
to…
At least, I’m no fucking Emo anymore (well, I’ve never been there, but I
felt like becoming one) and my new life as a MAN begins… SIEG!!
posted by Death_Tef on Saturday 5th November 2005, 07:15:54
The woman I settled with was the only one were I came at the same time as
her 9 times out of 10. If it lasted 1 min or 1 hour didn't matter:
coming together in a joint apotheosis is the aim of the game, IMO.
Hope you'll find it too Death Tef but I guess there will be more
accidents and jerking til then.
uh, btw. she told me, that she had several orgasms, but i didn't
belive her for a second. i mean, it can't be that easy to
sexually satisfy a woman. i mean, sure with all the shivering and
twitching and stuff, but i assume it was all fake.. but what for?
yea, i thought so.. i guess i'll have to stick it up her juicy
ass and cum all over her face and belly and rub that sticky shit deep
into her skin..
seriously, i will try again. i can't take it like that myself.
FCUK
