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b0g poll
Problem Tibet:
Free Tibet!
screw them bastards, I don't know 'em so I don't care
wtf's a Tibet? Can you wipe your ass with one?
Increase the killing. B0g needs more offensive shit anyway
Liars! Tibet is, was and always will be a Chinese province.
It's all a lie. There is no Tibet. The jews did it, just like 9/11, just like they faked the holocaust and just like the jews started WW2. The jews always do it!
Other:
Next poll please. This one sucks balls.
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Well, it’s about time to make another journal entry, isn’t it?
You’re right.. nothing happened – and therefore, there is nothing to say or even write down.
But.. I had a few interesting moments this month..
Settle down and enjoy this trip – I offer you young pussy and a lot of juicy juices..
(Say hello to henriete. she's an aspiring new face in the model-biz)


First of all, I’m going to tell you about my tidious trip to the mountains where I had to do some mapping-photograph-shit nobody gives a fuck about.. it was quite dangerous, because we were working in a canyon – but the money says it was worth it.
(i took a photo of this old truck for.. uhm.. who of you shitnuts likes these crappy things?)


Back home I was thinking about getting laid.. I mean.. I always think about getting laid, but this time, i was like “OMFG, I needs pussy!!” because there was no fapping for about 6 days. 6 days!!! You know what that means? But before I could even move over to the telephone and call some chicks attatched to punani who I eventually could have had sex with, I was overwhelmed by the urge to jerk off to p0rn.. so I dids and I wasted a huge load of possible future life. Gruesome, that was.. all over.. the screen/floor/walls..
(I haven't experienced a BJ yet.. but i dream of it every day and every night..)


Today is 2nd december and that means, that last time I actually scored was.. one month ago. It makes me very sad, but I am a sad, lazy cunt and it’s cold outside so I don’t wanna leave the house. Sooner or later something will happen.. involving girls. I’m planning to make a party next week.. want me to make some pics of young chicks lusting for schlong dicks that won’t fit in their … … uuuh… horny… pits? Yea, I suck at rapping, but I rule at fapping..
(here's an example of a young naughty teen-whore.. yesterday she called me and told me she likes it up the ass)



Btw. I’m seriously starting to learn how to play the drums.. does anyone of you sickos know a good book/DVD concerning drum-playing-technique?

ciao..

(now watch this 3-minute-gif-file..)
posted by Death_Tef on Thursday 1st December 2005, 15:50:19read 1104 times

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surgeonbob on Thursday 1st December 2005, 15:55:28 (#25600) (journal)
http://whyfiles.org/028heart/images/surgeon.jpg
im the one who likes big heavy equipment. that thing's cool but its too small and im not a big fan of open cabs.

btw: eventualy i'll post a pic of the biggest vechicle i have ever seen in person. i call it the doomsday hellgrater machine...
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Wraith311 on Thursday 1st December 2005, 16:38:53 (#25607) (journal)
http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/
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never had a bj???? That's terrible, I feel for you. My new gf actually loves to give head and can deep throat, unbelievable!!! I'm going to introduce her to my mother.... and then tell her what this girl does to her son.
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Death_Tef on Friday 2nd December 2005, 03:02:46 (#25636) (journal)
http://de.geocities.com/laplasmoperato/
deepthroat must be kewl.. it looks fantastic, when chicks are lying on their backs while getting rammed in the mouth me huge cock 8]~
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Dr Doom on Thursday 1st December 2005, 16:40:20 (#25608)
That is an awesome gif, must save!
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Thursday 1st December 2005, 17:58:51 (#25618) (journal)
Your honesty is heartwarming. I can't imagine life without my woman's passion played out with her mouth on my cock!!

Seriously. Giving & getting head is a truly magical experience.

Cheers to you, celibate one. May the Laws of Karmatic Balance fulfill your wishes of oral sex. SOON!! :)
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YoDaaah on Friday 2nd December 2005, 03:37:56 (#25640) (journal)
http://www.joecartoon.com
mayb u get a blow up barbara in x-mas gift to practice on :DD
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kogneto on Friday 2nd December 2005, 20:37:00 (#25704) (journal)
my first bj was unpleasant (too much teeth) so if a girl says "im not very good" take her word for it
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liclit on Saturday 3rd December 2005, 10:06:59 (#25724) (journal)
The first time i got head the girl said she loved dick. I did not know she loved to bite dick too.
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Death_Tef on Monday 5th December 2005, 13:27:44 (#25830) (journal)
http://de.geocities.com/laplasmoperato/
thx for the hints, guys!
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