Story: I know this chick. She’s about 2-3 years older than me. I
once tried to make out with her, but she refused and called me a canned
idiot. Since she’s always with my friends I used to still see her a lot.
Time went by and we started to talk again and became good friends. Recently
we’ve met occasionally because we were planning a dancing competition for a
friend’s birthday party.
Well, the competition was over and she came over to me – being drunk like
hell - telling me (i was also very drunk)
she wants to have “some fun” (but I've learned from
my mistakes)
Now I know, that she’s a naughty girl, but I know she’s got a boyfriend. In
the end we merely kissed and she left kinda disappointed.
So what the fuck?? Later I wanted to find out what she's thinking and
I called her trying not to sound too serious – I failed. That’s so crappy.
Sure, my first thought was “Screw her BF – go make her happy!” but I think
she was just whoring around – which is great!! But what do you people
think? Can i poke her without any scruples? does she really
want to barry white?
random not-so-unrelatedness:
posted by Death_Tef on Monday 19th December 2005, 14:56:29
Just bust out the question in a "manly", grownup kinda way:
"Hey baby, you & I seem to have something goin' on. How
about we spend a little time rompin' around the bedroom naked while
listening to Barry White?"
Quit worrying & thinking
so much about it. Let the ladies know you're a big fan of theirs,
treat 'em like queens, & tell them you're interested in
sharing multiple orgasms. :)
Her 'ol man isn't an
issue unless he catches you doin' his lady. Then, you never know.
Tell him that you're doing him a favor. She obviously is going to be
fucking around on him & you helped him find out. Kick him in the nuts
& run...
She got a ring on her finger? No? Then she’s fair game.
When a women is look’in to break up with a guy they will always find
someone else first before leaving and it might as well be you.
If she isn’t look’in to break but just can’t keep her legs closed, she’ll
always find someone willing and again, it might as well be you.
Full steam ahead!!
listen to me, i'm a girl.
if she comes up to you while she's drunk and sais she wants to mess
around, she means it. boyfriend or not, don't let her down!
oh yeah and it's my birthday today so everyone should give me sex
today i got a message from her. there were some really kind words included.
i'm so happy.. and horny.
so, where can i get these trendy lightspeed briefs?
If the bitch doesn't raise her tail the dog won't fuck her. My
point is in such cases it's always the woman to blame not the guy.
Fuck her like there's no tomorrow.
IT IS TIME!!
