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Dear fellow b0gger !

I'm writing you, because it has been about exactly one year by now. It happened, that this is my 12th journal entry within twelve months. You are correct – there's no meaning behind all this, but still, I'd like you to stay right there and take a few minutes reading these words...

Since my first journal entry I expirienced all kinds of strange, amusing and infuriating situations and met the most idiotic as well as the most lovable kinds of people. Young and old, fat and undernourished, tedious and randy – I've seen them all. Unexpectedly of course. It was fun.


(random pictures of pimps and sluts - never met any of those, but i thought they deserve some attention)


One year ago I told you about not having sex, one month later you probably read the entry about surprisingly shagging a nice chick and the following entries about not having sex again, due to complete incompetence. Those were the worst times. A lot of lonely nights, a lot of depressing black metal, a lot of rather painful wanksessions. Those were the days...

(the guys you can see here are members of the band Nocte Obducta - unfortunately this band does not exist anymore - however, they are without a doubt the greatest musicians ever)


So this summer I started meeting cute chicks again. At the beginning I failed again and again to get into serious business, but later on I finally found myself in bed with this awesome girl. That's right: she is awesome! Well, she's not beautiful, but nevertheless cute (in other words: lusting for throbbing cock)... of course I’m only talking about her face here. Because the rest of her body is simply amazing!! She truly is a bombshell. Big tits (not that I would care, but BIG tits), tender, slightly tanned skin and the most bestest butt there is!! 8D~

(no, that's not her but this is the type of ass i'm talking about here - I'm loving it - literally)


Now for the not-so-good-part: I suck. Yea, I put my tounge between her legs and she sucked me as well – but that's not my point. As you remember from previous entries, I always mentioned, that I failed to put my hot juice in/on the girls I fucked with. ... and that's how it is: after a couple of attempts to end our up-to-3hours fuck-sessions with a fair cumshot, I'm about to resign. We tried a lot – believ me, but it's like she doesn't make me hard enough no matter what. (I'm afraid 80% is normal – 100% would be anal – forced, hard anal)

(this makes me hard. i don't know why, but penetrating a girl's ass seems so much more pleasureable to me)


I'm convinced that I'm not sick or gay, but there might be something wrong with my mind (..uhm okay - sick. gay-sick apparently). I can't "let go". I can't relax. It's like those "gotta satisfy" , "gotta last", "don't be a bad fuck", "don't make her think you never did this before" thoughts are swirling around in my head all the time. I can't switch to the "mmmmmmmh!! Oooh momma!!" fuck-mode.

(the worst part of this drama is when i gotta go to work with blue, hard balls. hell!!)


THIS SUCKS!!1

Still, I finally fuck around. ... also, it's my birthday once again. Celebrate me and stick a candle in your butt!!
Tef

PS: I'll change my avatar \Ö/
posted by Death_Tef on Tuesday 3rd October 2006, 11:09:22read 1193 times

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Trizzle (81.83.169.*) on Tuesday 3rd October 2006, 11:21:11 (#39459)
4 (4)
Happy birthday, get more confidence and anal sex is overrated, vagina is x3 better, approximately.
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liclit on Tuesday 3rd October 2006, 11:41:52 (#39463) (journal)
i concur
and
happy b-day
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dooftard on Tuesday 3rd October 2006, 11:26:04 (#39460) (journal)
maybe they're all just loose; this is why you prefer the anal sphincter muscle
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Death_Tef on Tuesday 3rd October 2006, 15:09:02 (#39481) (journal)
do you know my good friend Dr.Kegel?
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Lamer Lamerov on Wednesday 4th October 2006, 11:59:02 (#39543)
I can't explain why, but I kind of liked your former avatar better.
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Bionic-Badger on Wednesday 4th October 2006, 23:17:22 (#39561) (journal)
Yeah, it was easier to identify the kookie-eyed baby.
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 3rd October 2006, 11:40:43 (#39461) (journal)
Happy Birthday. Tef!

Try using a cockring that's not so tight maybe. You're backing up the plumbing... ;)
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---ASSHOLE#1--- on Wednesday 4th October 2006, 08:28:39 (#39530)
What does a cockring do?
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Death_Tef on Wednesday 4th October 2006, 14:55:12 (#39552) (journal)
a cockring makes your cock happy ... and by 'happy' i mean 'hard' ... and by 'makes' i mean 'keeps'.
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misterblackula on Tuesday 3rd October 2006, 11:45:51 (#39465) (journal)
Keep trying, thats the fun part

Happy B-day
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Hairless_Weasel on Tuesday 3rd October 2006, 12:49:21 (#39467) (journal)
you should give kogneto lessons on how to break up an entry, yours isnt even that long and its got alot of pics and whatnot. for being an actual journal its still amusing. i give you a ten
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Death_Tef on Tuesday 3rd October 2006, 15:10:49 (#39482) (journal)
i'm honoured by your kind words mr.weasel. i try to keep my audience entertained.
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kogneto on Tuesday 3rd October 2006, 20:45:40 (#39496) (journal)
0 (4)
meh i try to keep myself entertained, and then just regail the incidents to my fellow boggers/boggettes

pictures are overrated when they don't have any relevance

besides, i'm practicing for my book, and it's not gonna be no damn kid's story
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Mike_Stoned on Wednesday 4th October 2006, 01:21:41 (#39508) (journal)
yea, kid's stories tend to have a lot of pictures.
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Bionic-Badger on Wednesday 4th October 2006, 02:18:03 (#39512) (journal)
While your writing is entertaining, I do like seeing semi-related images within the body though. They break up the flow of the article and give the eyes a place to rest after long gobs of text. I do that in my articles ala rotten.com, even if the images are not directly related.
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kaboom on Tuesday 3rd October 2006, 14:21:06 (#39475) (journal)
Great entry, Happy Birthday!
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Pizzaburst on Tuesday 3rd October 2006, 14:29:50 (#39477) (journal)
3 (3)
Happee birthday to you too!

Not trying to be all understanding and stuff but I first had those "gotta satisfy" thoughts also. It'll pass once you find THE girl. And go for the anal if you like to :D
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Der_Henkerlein on Tuesday 3rd October 2006, 14:57:40 (#39480) (journal)
One piece of advice to you: try degrading the bitch.
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Death_Tef on Tuesday 3rd October 2006, 15:13:29 (#39483) (journal)
i tried, but didn't had the balls to go on. i'll definetly keep that advice in mind for the future, sir.
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Bush is God (142.163.78.*) on Tuesday 3rd October 2006, 16:30:14 (#39487)
1 (1)
introduce her to b0g, if she sticks around you're on your own

happy b-day
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kogneto on Tuesday 3rd October 2006, 20:46:51 (#39497) (journal)
meh i had that problem, solution is, get her on the pill, and take the condom off

cause i mean, you're not getting any younger, why not create some illegitimate offspring
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Death_Tef on Wednesday 4th October 2006, 07:44:38 (#39527) (journal)
some illegitimate offspring - you mean sexually transmitted deseases?

however, we did not use a condom - ever!!
("ich will ohne kondom" - orgi69)
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LudwigVan on Thursday 5th October 2006, 08:17:46 (#39562)
OMG I just love Orgie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaShkK5I5T4
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surgeonbob on Tuesday 3rd October 2006, 22:39:50 (#39502) (journal)
4 (4)
you listen to black metal AND you're getting laid?
the world really IS ending
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Death_Tef on Wednesday 4th October 2006, 07:55:01 (#39528) (journal)
2 (2)
told you guys i'm not like the rest :D
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Vindicator on Wednesday 4th October 2006, 09:01:52 (#39532) (journal)
3 (3)
Happy birthday man, congrats on the fucking!

what you described happens to me quite often (1 out of 3 times), but that's usually when I smoke too much hash before the sex... in those cases, it is advised to do some degrading like Der_Henkerlein said, maybe some dirty talking, smack her around a bit, put her in the position YOU want, and imagine you're in a porno. if your fucksessions last 3 hrs, you can rest assured that she had her share and her pussy is probably already aching, so think about yourself, sailor.
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Death_Tef on Wednesday 4th October 2006, 15:00:19 (#39554) (journal)
1 (1)
..and imagine you're in a porno. - this is how i live every day.

seriously i guess there will be some bare-butt-slapping and rather rough pussy-to-mouth cocksucking next time :D
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gHouLaSh on Wednesday 4th October 2006, 14:35:13 (#39550)
np: King Orgasmus One - A.N.A.L (0:35/1:32)
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Death_Tef on Wednesday 4th October 2006, 14:52:26 (#39551) (journal)
upload!!
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ill favors on Saturday 27th January 2007, 13:06:06 (#45139) (journal)
gift to your self, k-y lube, a buttplug and a happy birthday.
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