HOORAY! I WAS NOT
ABORTED!!! THANKS MOM AND DAD! SING FOR ME!
Today i turned 2600 years old! A little older than Jesus so he kinda sees
me as a role model. Its like im his older cooler brother who he can go to
for advice or to help him out when he's being bullied.
I feel kind of bad because i got him into drugs and he became one of those
guys that goes too far. He was always trying to outdo me and beat my
records even though he was way too young for it.
So then one day he bursts into my room all frantic that he's gonna get
crucified and i told him that mabey he should lay of the stuff for awhile,
but he freaked out started crying an shit. So i went and told the police
and they took him away to get the professional help he needed. I havent
talked to him since but i assume it all turned out for the better.
Thank you God for all the fucked up shit you have given us to laugh at like
fanatics, retards, and the victims.
posted by Dopey_scorpio on Thursday 8th November 2007, 23:40:29
nymphetamine (86.153.20.*) on Friday 9th November 2007, 02:36:00 (#58107)
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When you was a teenager... thousands of years ago, your bro moaned on about
his dad this and his dad that and got his sand shuffling mates to write
down his crazy proclamation journals, (thank fuck my space wasn't
invented by your dad then...) his live journals spawned three major world
religions and right now, in the age of the Internet, and space travel,
we're all killing, torturing and fucking each other.
Happy Not-aborted-YET Day!
Geriatric abortions leave a strange taste in your mouth for days, so I
hear.
I'm sending you happy frenchie rays of doom from QC!
;)
If I ever go to Sask., I'll pet you on the head.
...And DON'T get Bell HerpesVu. It sucks, unless you have thousands of
dollars to waste.
HAPPY NOT ABORTED DAY!!!
