Yes biznatches, the regular olympics sucks ass because the athletes who
take part in the games are assholes who think they are better than everyone
else. The only way to make them cool is to cut one of their limbs off in
the cruelest way and make them take part in the PARALYMPICS
The paralympics are great because the participants are FUCKING CRAZY! They
feel ashamed of their disabilities and want to prove that they are still
able bodied individuals by competing against eachother for our
entertainment! :D
They are very suicidal ppl. This gives them their super courage to throw
their already very damaged bodies into danger! This way they either die or
get the extreme glory that they so richly deserve.
Many ppl dont see that these guys put 200% more effort into their actions,
than that of a normal athlete. Also many of them are FORCED to use
performance enhancing drugs just to live!
to be continued....
posted by Dopey_scorpio on Tuesday 5th April 2005, 01:46:58
The Olympics is for Pussies pt.1
