HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! posted by Gooch_Rash @ 15:18:13 - 29 comments
      I'M GOING TO THE OLYMPICS!!...

The Teenage Adventures of Gooch Rash Volume One posted by Gooch_Rash @ 00:57:32 - 25 comments
      Enjoy, Kids....

QUIT BITCHING AND GET TO WORK!!! posted by Gooch_Rash @ 22:30:28 - 36 comments
      To all the people not posting but bitching about the content here on b0g: ...

Christmas End posted by Gooch_Rash @ 23:04:59 - 15 comments
      Twas the day after Christmas, and my wife's a saint, With the whole f...

I am fucking in love! posted by Gooch_Rash @ 02:15:09 - 27 comments
      With my brand new iPhone...

A Thanksgiving Offering - - Of Poetry. posted by Gooch_Rash @ 01:03:44 - 16 comments
      Thanksgiving is great - it's no lie! Turkey, stuffing and loads of pi...

The Rape of Two Virgins posted by Gooch_Rash @ 14:52:13 - 11 comments
      Fuckadoodle Doo...

I knew it - a Photoshop Contest posted by Gooch_Rash @ 17:00:17 - 15 comments
      Nobody could be that fucking excited about soap, wiper blades, or hooks to ...

The Teenage Adventures of Gooch Rash-July 4th Edition posted by Gooch_Rash @ 08:46:19 - 21 comments
      July 4th is of particular note in my life, I can remember where I was on ne...

Fuckety doo dah posted by Gooch_Rash @ 12:39:02 - 9 comments
      do-over!...

Tattoo Horrors posted by Gooch_Rash @ 10:33:40 - 40 comments
      I was searching for something fun to do to our last photoshop, and ran acro...

Terminator Salvation - - Jesis Fucking Christ posted by Gooch_Rash @ 16:36:19 - 32 comments
      I'm going to talk about this movie, so if you are a fag who will bitch...

Foreclosure Faggotry posted by Gooch_Rash @ 21:42:10 - 49 comments
      So, people all over the US have had their houses foreclosed on. They move o...

Palm Sunday posted by Gooch_Rash @ 14:13:57 - 14 comments
      Catholics celebrate palm Sunday by weaving palm fronds into shapes that ple...

Sweet Dreams posted by Gooch_Rash @ 21:59:19 - 20 comments
      Daylight Savings time is just such a for shit exercise now. Just a bullshit...

This sweltering cunt at work has me down posted by Gooch_Rash @ 22:04:20 - 31 comments
      I hate her fucking guts. Know it all but fucking stupid Attention whore...

Remember my Nose Abortion Post? posted by Gooch_Rash @ 21:34:13 - 27 comments
      For you b0gsters who remember things from day to day, you may recall that I...

IZ Y'ALL READY FO N1GGAPALOOZA, BITCHEZ??? posted by Gooch_Rash @ 21:06:26 - 29 comments
      Next week is the week that America official becomes black. The Inauguration...

Dammit, Lost My Bet posted by Gooch_Rash @ 21:37:28 - 31 comments
      Bitch is still Alive Should I send her a bill?...

Now any girl can be on the pole! posted by Gooch_Rash @ 20:11:56 - 16 comments
      Oh Yeah, This shit was just on TV... Flirty Girl Fitness ...

Paid off my car! posted by Gooch_Rash @ 01:20:02 - 15 comments
      Well, it's been a long 6 years, but my car is finally paid off. I a...

Look what I just got! posted by Gooch_Rash @ 18:54:58 - 20 comments
      My knees have been bothering me, so I got a new walking helper, built by Ho...

Caption Contest! posted by Gooch_Rash @ 18:59:44 - 31 comments
      Caption, Translation, WTF ever....

A Fetish, then a Business! posted by Gooch_Rash @ 04:27:39 - 21 comments
      Some people can make a business out of goddamn anything. take THESE PEOP...

If You Were A b0g Movie posted by Gooch_Rash @ 03:03:34 - 23 comments
      Crunchy Pain helpfully pointed out in the Forum that Max Payne got his own ...

Hordes of Horny, Desperate women waiting for US! posted by Gooch_Rash @ 08:11:23 - 33 comments
      I found this article, and I'm gonna pack my bags! Australia's...

Career Change posted by Gooch_Rash @ 23:04:33 - 18 comments
      Just in case you were stoned or at work or something, some Asswipe Cuban Ta...

Attention Seeking Cunt seeks Attention posted by Gooch_Rash @ 07:03:12 - 22 comments
      This cunt thinks because she can run around the block after crapping out a ...

We Rike Orympics! posted by Gooch_Rash @ 23:11:01 - 7 comments
      Finally, someone else has stepped up to be the mascot assholes for this yea...

WHORE OFF! posted by Gooch_Rash @ 03:14:49 - 24 comments
      I'm proclaiming a WHORE OFF! Starting now, until Tuesday at 0100, p...

Got My Head Twisted the Fuck OFF posted by Gooch_Rash @ 05:55:09 - 23 comments
      It's been a couple of years, but I've finally gone back to a Chir...

I'm going to make a fortune bootlegging! posted by Gooch_Rash @ 09:46:20 - 20 comments
      The state of California has now declared Trans Fats illegal! Trans Fats....

It's like that old 'Weekend at Bernie's' Movie posted by Gooch_Rash @ 17:50:18 - 19 comments
      I think they are just running around with her embalmed corpse now, making u...

SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME! posted by Gooch_Rash @ 22:22:48 - 32 comments
      I'd rather have gotten testicle cancer. What's next? What hor...

I've Figured it Out posted by Gooch_Rash @ 09:41:35 - 23 comments
      My Own Personal "Freud" moment happened the other day when I was ...

New Cat Blues posted by Gooch_Rash @ 09:37:59 - 25 comments
      Ok, My old cat died of cancer a couple of months ago. I have a new cat ...

To all the kids I've never Had, Happy I'm Not Your Father Day posted by Gooch_Rash @ 16:28:10 - 20 comments
      On this Father's day, I'm really REALLY fucking glad to not be an...

90 seconds....Ding! posted by Gooch_Rash @ 18:10:56 - 14 comments
      Looks like the microwave approach didn't work Amy's still......

NOT ALREADY? posted by Gooch_Rash @ 23:46:47 - 9 comments
      The Cruel US Federal Emergency Management Agency is just suddenly tossing h...

Buzzkill posted by Gooch_Rash @ 00:16:11 - 32 comments
      Amy's off to Rehab in Israel!...

A new Favorite Website posted by Gooch_Rash @ 19:51:20 - 9 comments
      People you'll see in Hell. click Just fun reading there....

Some Days Just Suck Balls posted by Gooch_Rash @ 09:03:09 - 37 comments
      This was one of them...

I just can't stop jerking off posted by Gooch_Rash @ 08:01:00 - 38 comments
      Thanks to wool for the original forum post and also to Nutz for bringing a ...

Here's whore in your eye posted by Gooch_Rash @ 02:50:52 - 26 comments
      There is just fuck nothing going on at the Rash Ranch this week. So, though...

What's so great about this Cunt? posted by Gooch_Rash @ 01:53:21 - 36 comments
      Everyone's talking about this chick, but she looks like a fucking stre...

Globes are Warming.........just not here posted by Gooch_Rash @ 09:28:05 - 48 comments
      We are having a freak snowstorm, the latest one since 1972. It's a ...

I gotta go to the dentist..... posted by Gooch_Rash @ 08:08:37 - 42 comments
      Mom used to always say it:...

Neti-Pot Nose Abortion posted by Gooch_Rash @ 23:18:24 - 30 comments
      I've had a sinus infection for weeks. So, I got a Neti Pot. For y...

Kill a toad day posted by Gooch_Rash @ 22:57:29 - 33 comments
      Australia is proposing a national Kill-a-Toad Day! Now, they mean ...

9 days... What have you done to kill the time? posted by Gooch_Rash @ 19:12:39 - 21 comments
      At first, I was depressed, kind of pissed and even a little paranoid... whe...

Woman like a man that's got length posted by Gooch_Rash @ 20:44:41 - 10 comments
      Do they care where?...

Daylight Savings Time posted by Gooch_Rash @ 04:03:33 - 19 comments
      One of my favorite days of the year.... The nearly universal notion that...

Bad Boy posted by Gooch_Rash @ 21:08:05 - 52 comments
      My boy kitty is sick, he has done ungodly things to my carpet, my bed, my f...

For RAE posted by Gooch_Rash @ 23:46:30 - 33 comments
      Enjoy, broh...

NYPMHETAMINE!!! A REQUEST! posted by Gooch_Rash @ 17:53:36 - 14 comments
      USING YOUR AMAZING POWERS OF INTERNET BODY FINDERY, Find us photos of this....

The Whole Show posted by Gooch_Rash @ 01:45:17 - 25 comments
      All I've seen is a little loop of the shot.......

How did You Pick Your b0g Name? posted by Gooch_Rash @ 02:15:07 - 112 comments
      One of my favorite things about the b0gster gang is the various aliases of ...

What's your favorite Cussword? posted by Gooch_Rash @ 08:47:15 - 39 comments
      I love the "Colorful Metaphors" of our modern age. I love that ...

Gooch's Angels posted by Gooch_Rash @ 12:39:53 - 30 comments
      Nymphetamine, Pug-O-War, and Yetti Activist have been selected to become th...

Why Such Pussies? posted by Gooch_Rash @ 17:38:15 - 31 comments
      Goddamn it! Because Heath Ledger died, the movie geniuses are scaling ba...