Come on! You got a grudge?
Someone you hate, they packin your fudge?
Show them some shit, those silly fucktards
Write a poem, limerick; in the style of the bards!
Give me your best! But do your worst.....
Don't be a lame ass, and do shit like "ha ha! FIRST!"
Put some thought into it, and rip their ass right.....
You know who you hate, show them your might.
An added treat, this is really me, after a real smackdown last
week.
If someone slams you, give it right back.
Call them a faggot, a dumbass, a prick, a hack!
Let's have a smack-down, but all in good fun....
and remain our b0g family when it's all said and done.
posted by Gooch_Rash on Thursday 6th December 2007, 23:29:23
My penis is so large,
Just so firm, so in charge.
Disgracing your face
With penis paste.
My penis are immense,
My pubes are dense.
When I put my dick down her
throat,
All she could do was choke.
She's not a tasty looking bitch
and she doesn't even scratch my itch
She's way too fat, and looks so sweaty
If she sat on my face she'd be too hefty
Her mound's too puffy to find her clit
and her undies look like they smell like shit!
Silly jawsh, you miss the point!
You are supposed to hate in my joint!
Get with the haps! Get on the Stick,
or Take a sugar frosted fuck off the end of my dick.
jawshh on Friday 7th December 2007, 01:48:23 (#59095)
I sit and watch all you ma fucka's chat
I sit and I wait and I polish up my GAT.
You be callin' Out my name I be knockin' at yo door
been repin on the B0g since may of '04
Cheese on my triscuit? No thanks I ain't got time
the fact you try and call me out just crosses the line
I'll break in your house and rape your family dog
I'll assrape the cat and jack-off on the frog
press cook on the microwave so u can't check da hour
shit in the sugar and make fecal in the four.
That's more like it, you're getting so close
I was starting to get morose
Thinking you was a silly punk
You maybe liked a dick in yo trunk.
So,now I know that ain't the case
I'll get my nuts off of your granny's face.
I thought you were a good one,but I was amiss
Thought I could feel my world spin everytime that we's kiss
Forever, together. Promised you'd break my heart, never.
Though somewhere along the way, you let our love sever
Like the night that I thought I caught you two kissin'
Told me nothing had happen, you pissed that I couldn't dismiss it
You told everyone that i'm crazy and that I was stalking you
But baby, You and I know that never once followed you
We broke it off, let go but you still called everyday
We'd get back together you swore somehow that we'd find a way
I tried to walk it off, go away, and leave you behind
you'd keep on calling trying to bring me back everytime
But then the day after i forgave you was the day I got the call
bitch you still kept lying to me but his wife said it all
YOU BITCH, I wanted to kick both of your asses
Got heated under my collar, the pain steamin' my glasses
You couldn't even tell me you were sorry, but told me you still love
me
I couldn't tell you anything but how I hate you and now that I think
you are ugly
But fuck it...
I was your first love, your first dick, your first fuck
But to me your nothing special like another dish at a pot-luck
You hoe. don't fuckin' care about your smug ass anymore
Pissed at myself for the ass I shouldn't a' passed up before
4 years wasted, If I could I wouldn't do them again
instead I shoulda' passed on you and stuck with your friend bit
ch...
Johhny's Bent, there is no doubt
Some bitch gave him shit to shout about!
She hurt him bad, and left him low
But she's regretting it now you know.
Coz Johhny's getting all the play
And he's not bitter, nuh-uh! No Way!
Right now you're the one I hate the most
I'll flame your ass like two-day old toast.
Pariah, you really suck at this!
How Lame, How Weak, Give us a kiss.....
Get on your knees and give us head
or write a poem and knock us dead.
Oh dearest Gooch_Rash,
I must profess A burning desire, to shit on your chest One cannot live, know, or feel what we have done Are you
emberassed of our, joys, triumphs, our fun?
So sweet
tender Goochy, what do you say? Do you have time, for one
last, wet role in the hay? You can beat me off, into the
mid-winter's night's dusk I'll be sure to
scream, when I'm about to bust I'll shove fourth
my wiener into your butt There I will blow, and tell all of
Gooch_Rash.. The Slut.
I hate to break the news to you, bro
but I am not queer, not even a little Homo.
If it's sweet buttsechs you desire
Maybe Viva can light your fire
I truly do hate to dissapoint,
Next time you're in town I'll buy you a joint.
I don't need a joint you see, It's just
another way for you inhebriate and rape me. I will
however take your jest and deficate into my hand
and rub it on my chest I'll ignore the smell
I promise that now For I'll be eating mexican
food, the stinky chow no fiber for me i'll
tell you straight up greasey enchilladas,
burittos, and tacos will be shat from my butt now
gooch_rash is a promissing name the toilet paper
will surely explain gooch rashes for all, and all
to have my thinking is explained because of a few
milligrams...
I really fucking hate
a few with karma less than great
they ruin the forum with crap
reposts and shit-eating jap
x-mas is only a few weeks away
please ban the newbies so fucking gay
let 2008 be asshat free
happy fun b0g for you and me
something something chainsaw
hamburger bacon hee haw
r0ses are red, violets are blue
I want to skullfuck your mom
My lovely horse, you're a pony no more
Running around with a man on your back, like a train in the night
Psycho dad, he's psycho daaaad
I am a newbie, so go fuck yourself,
And go put your ego on some fucking shelf,
Give me a chance to become part of b0g,
Or I'll pull out your testes and give then a flog,
Semen and pussy, fapping and whores,
This poem is sensless, but so wasn't yours,
I keep on b0gging til somehow I'm banned,
And if you do not like it, go pound fucking sand!!!
Tasty Panties, I <3 U!
Welcome to our Foul, Foul Crew
I like the sick lines that you wrote,
Now, show us that you've got a scrote!
Find the new, the bad, the wrong.
Captain Ahab's long lost shlong.
Dead Babies cooked up in a stew.
What's wrong with me? What's wrong with YOU!
If you're bad, when you're all grown
You'll get a journal of your own.
R0XX0R is a stud, so proud and bold
All that he touches turns to gold
His dilemma must be large
When juicy turds he does discharge
Wipe my ass and flush more wealth, or
Have a shitty ass that leads to poor health?
b0g without him is inconceivable
and his poetry is FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE!!!
I hate co-workers so much
I want to rape them during lunch
I want to puke on Lary's head (guy from work)
I want to stub my neighbor's cat
I want to strangle girl on cam...
I want my downloads back (Server Error: Connection to the server is lost -
I was almost done!)
I wish you all a heart attack (to co-workers - not b0gers <3)
Pudboy on Friday 7th December 2007, 15:28:45 (#59158)
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You fucking whore, you stole my money
Even after, I called you honey.
I did the things, you wanted to do
Alls I wanted, was to be with you.
I helped you leave, the guy you called dick
And you had the balls, to call me a prick.
Rot in fucking hell, you fucking whore slut
You're goddamn lucky your throats not cut.
So I have learned, not to be nice
Fuck 'em and leave 'em
That's my sage advice!
She sounds like she could use a good pounding
With a crowbar or something equally vile.
I could go ass to mouth on her while you hold her nose
closed and give her your biggest smile.
Or let's tie her up
and have her star in "3 girls 1 cup"
They have to be the dumbest creatures alive
Their pants fall off when they walk
They lay down when they drive.
Committing crimes so they can buy crack
Shoot a friend in the head
Stab their son in the back.
Fucking ugly white girls and planting their seed
Getting busted for cocaine
Weapons and weed.
Saying I is,they be and she do
Killing somebody for scuffing their shoe.
Fucking monkeys,spreading aids everywhere
Breading like rabbits,toodumb to care.
Gold chains around their necks
Cell phones to their ears
Hasnt paid child support in 13 years.
20 inch rims on 50 dollar cars
Spend half their adult life
Locked behind bars.
Calling each other niggas bitches and hoes
Big bubble lips and a flat ugly nose.
Bobbing their heads
Listening to rap
Stealing cash from their Grandma while she takes a nap.
Dropping out of school where they should have been taught
Now they cant get a job
Guess thats the white mans fault.
A Master Work has been revealed
POTG has first place SEALED!
Succinct, honest, hilarious perfection
This poem gave me an erection!
I bow low before your power of speech
Your genius is far above my humble reach.
you punkass bitch,ive been watching you,studying you,following you.i know
more about your life than even you do.im waiting on the time to
strike...the time must be just right,no one will be around,so no one can
see, even the police cant identify me. ill wear tight leather gloves so i
wont leave a trace, ill wear black leather clothes and even cover my
face.when the timing is right youll hear a loud sound,feel something warm,
thats the blood flowing down.its just a shot to the leg to bring you to the
ground.now im laughing at you like a warped twisted clown.you beg for mercy
as the knife blade comes down.in your throat,the blood makes you gurggle
and you begin to cry so i slit your fucking throat and laugh as you
die....then all of a sudden, so quickly it seems, i was wide awake, it was
only a dream. i have one thing to say though and that one thing is,...you
sorry bastard you killed my friend there is no place for you to hide, go to
your mamas house ill shoot that bitch too. but the things i say are true,
your days are numbered fucker 'cause im coming after you.
POETRY HATE-OFF SMACK DOWN!
