Are adding hours to my commute, and subtracting years from my life.
I pass 3 malls on the way to my job, and every fucking one is a
madhouse.
Everyone in my happy happy fucking little town is far too important to wait
for the light to turn green or to stop when it turns red. Everyone is far
too fucking important to let anyone in traffic in front of them.
Christmas shoppers are complete assholes while out spreading christmas
cheer. They can spread their christmas cheeks for my fucking candy cane up
their ass!
I took this photo of a real sign this summer on vacation, but I think
I'm going to go and steal the sign and put it near the malls.
posted by Gooch_Rash on Tuesday 11th December 2007, 22:43:26
nymphetamine (86.130.40.*) on Wednesday 12th December 2007, 03:00:37 (#59405)
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Christmas shoppers are a nightmare buying crap they can ill afford making
the receiver do their 'look pleased' face..I Mean there's a
whole fucking year to buy unnecessary shit why cram it into 3 weeks
Ha-ha we don't have that in Serbia, everyone is too selfish and lazy
to fall into that kind of frenzy if it isn't soccer-related. Anyways,
Christmas is not a big deal at all here, we celebrate the New Year much
more.
Hooray, Serbia!
I bet Serbia may also have the other following attractive points: Let
me know, I may just move!
-A small house can be purchased for less than 300k USD
-The roads aren't choked with asshat bleached blonded bitches in
SUV's and Hummers
-Everywhere you look there aren't fatass mexican chicks dressed
like exploding bratwurst
-Everyotherwhere you look there aren't punk G-unit n1gg0rz
lollygagging around making out with fat white girls or teenage blonde
girls rebelling against daddy.
Fucking Christmas Shoppers
