So Christmas is here now, my tree's up and lit
It's a cheap thing from China -- full of lead or some shit
My woman made cookies, candy and all that; but by next week she'll cry
coz her ass is so fat!
Got a beer in one hand and my mouse in the other
Looking at net pr0n and maybe calling my brother.
The kids understand that they aren't getting lots.
"I'm not made of fuckin money!", just like my pops
After a bottle or two of my favorite liquor, everyone's quiet -
everyone moves QUICKER.
That surly bitch and her little assholes won't give me lip; not one
fucking word, not one little slip!
When dinner is done, and I've had a nap, Little Sally will play our
special game on my lap.
She'll get a present, that is certain and sure
She has always been daddy's special girl.
Everyone else gets what they always do. A roof over their heads, and
groceries too.
The parents came by our trailer to say that they wished our lives would
have turned out another way.
The kids got excited when they unwrapped their cups....so I yelled "MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS! AND SHUT THE FUCK UP"
posted by Gooch_Rash on Monday 24th December 2007, 22:23:55
Graffiti_boy_blue (58.106.104.*) on Tuesday 25th December 2007, 06:37:13 (#59891)
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What the fuck, " word ". who the fuck are you, some
psuedo-nigg0r with a race complex, even nigg0rs who are being fucked
in the ass by some monstercock in jail called Bubba, who were locked
up during the hight of the "word " useage popularity in the
late 1990s dont fucking say "word" anymore.
Christmas at Rash Manor
