FINALLY, Someone is standing up to fight for our precious rights!
The right for every American man to go into a filthy public shitter and
have his schlong sucked or his pooper fingered by a complete stranger with
complete anonymity!
The ACLU will not tolerate the erosion of our freedom to be aids infected
ass-pirates one day longer! They are taking up the cause to ensure that
faggot sex in a public restroom is a private matter.
Now, I can't confirm or deny that Senator Larry Craig from Montana is
behind this push for the "Fudge-Packer Freedom Act" but He was
spotted leaving 3 train stations in the same town the other day.
February has also been declared "Ass-Clown Awareness Month" and
special brown ribbons and limited edition urinal cakes will be handed out
to be worn by everyone to show their support for potty fags everywhere.
A limbo contest will be held to raise money to provide knee pads for
disadvantaged rim-jobbers at 4pm.
Followed by bobbing for balls and a sperm gargle/yodling contest.
No journal is complete without unrelated pussy...........
So, If you are a fan of freedom, send a donation to the ACLU today!
posted by Gooch_Rash on Wednesday 16th January 2008, 04:22:41
I just think that if a senator is gonna do something, admit
it. These photos are just to take some of the
"romance" out of the 'Stranger Bathroom
Tryst' if there can possibly be such a thing.
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