One of my favorite things about the b0gster gang is the various aliases
of the membership.
So, I'd love to know how you decided/developed/chose your b0g
name.....
I'll go first.
One night recently after being sent b0g as a link by a friend, I was
watching jackass. The part of the show where they use the electro stim pads
just made me laugh my ass off.
During that segment one of them yelled "Do the GOOCH!" lots of
hell yea's etc followed. and Dave Englund pulled down his pants while
Knoxville explained to the camera where the Gooch was. They applied the
butterfly shaped pad and shocked 'ol Dave right in the Bonus Area.....
Later that night at the computer, the first page I saw on b0g was of this
horrible gangrene testicle surgery thing, and most of the guy's nuts
and perineum were dissected and destroyed.
...the kernel of a name started....Gooch? I stared at the b0g login screen.
The Word 'GOOCH! I typed it.... but it wasn't enough....not vile
enough...raw enough....
Gooch....zit
Gooch...boil
Gooch...meat
Gooch...cancer
Gooch...stain
Gooch...Rash! It just had a ring to it!
Gooch_Rash was born.
Along with some of my favorite avatars, X-rays of people with things
impaled into their brains....this is my online identity development
story.
So, b0gsters (and dear b0gettes!) how did your name come to be your
name?
Let me in your head....
posted by Gooch_Rash on Saturday 9th February 2008, 02:15:07
i was watching some show on the ngc, "does it exist" or something
similar, and they were talking about yeti's, so i got to thinking, if
there was A singular yeti, shouldn't it and it's habitat be
protected???
yes sir, i say! that's where i come in
Sisteskrik means "last scream" and it could either be the last of
Munch's "skrik" pictures, or a stupid comic strip in a
magazine out in Norway or simply could well mean "last scream" as
the hippiest cool urban fashion... don't know if there's a
related term in English...?
Anyway, how did I choose the name. I signed in right after the tsunami
thing in 2004. I wanted to comment the pic of a fake ebay auction where
they sold real tsunami water in a jar.
I was in a pub the same evening, drunk, and I was telling a bunch of
friends of mine about that jar I saw on b0g. I said, in a very loud and
focused tone of voice, that it was "sisteskrik". We all laughed
and a snotty dumb girl next to us started bitching and crying out of the
fucking blue about how idiot we were and left the place with her dumb
boyfriend. That was totally amusing.
The dumb bitch thought I was saying that it would've been cool to own
one, but - even if I positively think so, - that night I really meant that
'it's the last scream of humanity' in terms of how low can
humanity go.
Songs are still sung about that evening, and to commemorate the word play
here's my name. Oh and the comic strip isn't bad either. And
Munch of course. The most b0gworthy Scandinavian artist, hands down.
I don't know exactly how did I come up with it, I just did. I was
trying to create a nick for some online game probably, dunno. and pizza is
fucking delicious anyway
Here in Norway chronic diarreah sufferers can get treatment involving
adding "bacteria from the digestive system" of family members
into the patient. This means that my tax money is used for this. Yes, they
drink it.
When I signed up, I was all into (obviously) Clive Barker. I still am but
it was new to me back then. I wanted a kind of pain that was both very
painful and unpleasant. CrunchyPain came up.
Pudboy on Saturday 9th February 2008, 15:23:49 (#61759)
When I was in high school, I got caught by my friends older sister,
pounding my pud. She was fucking hot, and I had to relieve some
"feelings" I was having. She started calling me pudboy and all my
buddies have called me that ever since.
honestly ill favor was the first thing that popped into my head when
signing up. then somehow i didn't register right so i changed it to
ill favors. sounds better i think. now i have nicknames from it: illy
and/or faffers<--- favors sounds like faffers in vent login.
CuntScab on Saturday 9th February 2008, 17:06:53 (#61776)
When I was a teenager I masturbated to much to a picture of Kip
Winger, When I woke up the next morning I was in some pain down yonder
and asked my GF to check out my bits. She told me I had rubbed myself raw
and wondered if it would scab up. To my chagrin it did and I can tell you,
you ever want a scab down there.
I always used the nick "Nash Knight" or "Nash 73h
Batman" on the internet, and when I discovered b0g I was a bit scared
to share my nick with a bunch of pervs (I later found out you're all
right), so I entered "Osquip", which is a weird
Dungeons&Dragons monster, something like a giant six-legged rat. That
was the first thing that came to my mind.
Mine is a tribute to the amazing G
reat Mighty Poo, a boss from the N64 game Conker's
Bad Fur Day. The first time I heard his amazing song, I laughed myself
senseless. I quess it stuck with me ever since.
Purv on Sunday 10th February 2008, 03:09:54 (#61809)
Don't take this personal but I've always hated that asshole
dad in full house and when he moved to america's funniest videos
I just wanted to kill him. He just really rubbed me the wrong way.
When he was on the show there were EM pulses that were measurable
from space which turned out to be everyone muting then un-muting
the TV while he was speaking.
Viallo - partially my real last name with some characters being
removed and Tourn - the name/nick of the guy who banged my ex at the
wife swapping party.
Im kinda sad about mine, if I could choose now it would be scuzwheedl0r.
This is a remnant of my early days of internet bullshit, when I was also
listening to loveline (the radio show) all the time. Adam Carola is a
savage, but he left the show about three years ago, and nothing has been
the same since. Still, I remember the good old days... through hilarious
quotes, mostly.
I like shitting in my mouth, so basicly it seemed most appropriate. I also
have an old family recipe for a killer taco salad. We got it from a family
friend, Mrs. Brock. Hense the name Mrs. Brock's Taco Salad. I laugh a
little extra when my family gets a taste of my Brock Pizza. "What do
you mean it tastes like shit Mom?"
Sir Sean Connery is a god and is da shit why not make a name after him.
Highlander, james bond, chippendales dancer, what else can this man not do?
i wouldve made MelGibson but that just looks silly and doesnt come off the
tongue like Sir Sean Connery does.
nymphetamine (86.130.38.*) on Monday 11th February 2008, 05:57:13 (#61849)
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Nymphetamine comes from the marraige of two words... nymphette
and... amphetamine. Loosely translated, sex and drugs combine to describe
an unhealthy, beast-like addiction to the classical fairer gender or one
female ideal in particular. A dark Goddess figure. If women have a sexual,
venusian substance, then this relates to the abuse of that substance in
vast and unhealthy amounts.
I use Jidderstein everywhere else, but I gerfot the password to that
account (a common occurrence I have noticed) and made this new account.
Sometimes I moo out loud to express an unexplainable emotion I get at
times.
How did You Pick Your b0g Name?
