The nearly universal notion that changing our clocks will somehow conserve
power and make life a more enhanced experience just makes me giggle.
In Communist China, they for a long period of time had the entire country
on the same time zone. So, even though you were hanging out in the middle
of the night, your clock might indicate that it's mid-morning....but
life went on just as usual. Time is fake. The only real measure of a day is
the hours of sunlight. I'd like to go back to 'sundial
time'.
I'd like to celebrate this coming Daylight Savings Festival by making
a giant sundial from myself.....
That's right, a sundial penis.
Anyone got a few viagra? I need to stay hard for a whole day.
Of course, the sight of me, naked on the grass with my skin flute proudly
declaring the time might provoke a response...
I think that we should change 'Daylight Savings Day' to
'Fuck in the Sunshine Day'
posted by Gooch_Rash on Saturday 8th March 2008, 04:03:33
Not here in the UK til fuck knows,I don't understand this shit
either.Another thing someone might be able to explain,if they give a fuck
is this.Unrelated but here goes...we supposedly know when Jeebus was
executed and then re-born,but when did he actually die?I am probably being
stoopid and have not got that far in my junior brainwashing book as we B0g.
Daylight Savings Time
