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At a family function, you're 12 yr. old neice says to you privately, "Uncle Chris, what's a blow job?" Do you...
Go into great detail about when a man and woman love each other... blah blah blah (Fucking Emo Pussy)
Instantly get a raging boner and start looking for a private place to teach her (Molester)
Run to the bathroom and proceed to cover the wall with your man plaster. (Normal/Moleste r Denial)
Tell her what it is, and not to feel bad. You even had to tell her mommasister what it was. (Backwoods Fuckin' Inbred)
Privately ask your sister to have a talk with her (Faggot)
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Neti-Pot Nose Abortion

I've had a sinus infection for weeks.

So, I got a Neti Pot.
For you all who are not familiar, it's a little teapot looking thing that you use to pour water into one nostril and out the other.
It kind of sucks, but it gets the shit out.

Anyway, every morning and night I do this, and get what looks like an abortion out of my nose.

I thought I'd share.







Semi Related, guess how...

posted by Gooch_Rash on Monday 7th April 2008, 23:18:24read 1255 times

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wool on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 01:23:29 (#63316) (journal)
Use bleach next time it works a treat.she has a nazel infection too that why she is mouth breathing?
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Gooch_Rash on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 06:46:40 (#63331) (journal)
Bleach IS a great suggestion.
Unfortunately the police always come to the house and question me when I'm seen buying bleach.
Fucking Fascist Assholes.
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TheThirdCross on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 11:31:35 (#63352) (journal)
hint: buy it one gallon at a time
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Gooch_Rash on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 22:22:46 (#63368) (journal)
fuck
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Bionic-Badger on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 02:33:59 (#63318) (journal)
Oh yeah, I've heard of those things. They're all the rage and I hear you can sell them to chumps for a pretty penny, especially if they came from India proper.

How does it feel though? You know, the water going into the nose? Bad enough it'd happen to me swimming.
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Gooch_Rash on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 06:41:07 (#63328) (journal)
It feels better than the fistful of concrete saloon-door boogers that were in there previously.

It doesn't quite feel like water-up-the-nose swimming, because it doesn't go that far up. Almost though.

I'm not a chump, like all Americans, everything I buy must come from China, even ancient Indian purification items bought at the local hippie health food store.
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Bionic-Badger on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 11:06:28 (#63349) (journal)
Not saying you are, but you might be able to pawn it off to one.
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NutZ on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 03:01:52 (#63321) (journal)
Is her cunt full of snot too?
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Ken Shabby on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 04:19:11 (#63324)
Is she too leaving revolting spots on the bedspread occasionally?
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Gooch_Rash on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 06:41:33 (#63329) (journal)
No, my guess is that there's an abortion in her future.
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Ken Shabby on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 08:28:47 (#63336)
Then a waste of money is the common denominator.
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jawshh on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 04:23:06 (#63325)
Use a turkey baster
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Gooch_Rash on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 06:45:04 (#63330) (journal)
Implements previously tried:
Fingers,
Q-tips
Saline in the nasal spray
Saline in a jet-style applicator
Saline in a fire hose
Turkey Baster
Fingers again
Crochet hood
Oil Dipstick
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liclit on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 07:22:06 (#63332) (journal)
try a fire hose
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Gooch_Rash on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 08:06:11 (#63334) (journal)
See item #6
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TastyPanties on Wednesday 9th April 2008, 16:11:06 (#63387) (journal)
hot bacon fat works well, too
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 10:19:12 (#63346) (journal)
Those years of snorting Drano in college are coming back to haunt you. You were warned...
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Gooch_Rash on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 22:22:20 (#63367) (journal)
They said it was 'new Coke'
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pug-O-war on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 10:26:57 (#63347)
i prefer to just pick my nose.
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Gooch_Rash on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 22:21:56 (#63366) (journal)
I started out picking, but when I got to my elbows and still couldn't find the end, I started to get worries.

Woke up one morning with a bed that looked like the horse head scene from the Godfather.
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Purv on Wednesday 9th April 2008, 22:31:18 (#63397)
Yeah it starts off wet and after awhile of rolling around your fingers you can flick it off at someone.
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Dopey_scorpio on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 11:20:24 (#63351) (journal)
I wanna try that. It sounds relieving.
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Gooch_Rash on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 22:20:40 (#63365) (journal)
Go to your nearest hippie natural store or food co-op. If you don't know where one is, ask a white person with dreadlocks or a lesbian.
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yettti activist on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 16:20:07 (#63361) (journal)
YEAH NASAL DOUCHE
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Gooch_Rash on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 23:09:51 (#63369) (journal)
should I be using vinegar and water then?
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yettti activist on Wednesday 9th April 2008, 14:36:02 (#63386) (journal)
no water's fine, happy douching!
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TastyPanties on Wednesday 9th April 2008, 16:11:56 (#63388) (journal)
do we still eat it afterwards?
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Gooch_Rash on Wednesday 9th April 2008, 17:45:15 (#63389) (journal)
Your tongue gets anywhere near my nose, you'll wake up in the hospital, broh.
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TastyPanties on Thursday 10th April 2008, 06:37:06 (#63403) (journal)
i kinda meant her, gooch :)
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larkinsdad on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 18:24:20 (#63362)
wasabi works
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