Thanks to wool for the original forum post and also to Nutz for bringing
a fine 3rd world country thread about Amy Winehouse to my attention.
Mucho Gusto!
Goddamn! There's just something about a drug addicted dirty whore
circling the drain that makes me wanna squeeze the cream from my flesh
twinkie over and over again.
Those coke rimmed nostrils, like little margarita glasses crusted with
salt, beckoning me to partake. That glassy stare, her drooling with
anticipation over my flesh flute....I just have to yank my crank every time
I see these gorgeous art pieces.
Oh, god! She's giving me that come hither stare!
You'll have to excuse me again while I tug the tapioca tube for a
moment..............AHHHHHHHHAUUAHAAAA----AAAA!AHHHH.....
Get your hands off my girl, asshole! Hey, I don't mind watching
actually.... I can just sit here in the corner and have a little manage a
moi.
Everyone seems to want in on the act. A cop pulls her over for a
'breathalizer test', and I see photos and all I can do is
furiously polish my sword!
I lay in bed at night, staring up at the ceiling, my massive manmeat in my
hand, visions of my dirty filthy crackwore filling my head. As I drift off
to sleep, my fingers begin their well practiced routine, quietly lynching
the one-eyed monster.
Amy
Amy
Ahhhayhayhaymheeeeeeee..............
posted by Gooch_Rash on Thursday 15th May 2008, 08:01:00