liclit on Tuesday 20th May 2008, 09:18:14 (#64773) (journal) 5 (5)

we are all one day closer to death reply to this comment

cumshit on Tuesday 20th May 2008, 09:29:49 (#64774)

tomorrow will be worse reply to this comment

Donnie1992 on Tuesday 20th May 2008, 09:34:17 (#64775)

tomorrow is a wednesday? reply to this comment

Roid on Tuesday 20th May 2008, 09:40:13 (#64776)

No shit sherlock. reply to this comment

pug-O-war on Tuesday 20th May 2008, 10:29:29 (#64779)

hump day =D reply to this comment

colophonius on Tuesday 20th May 2008, 16:43:10 (#64791)

i know what you mean, i'm on break too. reply to this comment

misterblackula on Tuesday 20th May 2008, 09:58:31 (#64777) (journal)

the woman in this picture would suck your dick for a dollar. feel better? reply to this comment

colophonius on Tuesday 20th May 2008, 16:43:47 (#64792)

worse because she isn't right now. reply to this comment

Gooch_Rash on Wednesday 21st May 2008, 09:31:24 (#64807) (journal)

egads! a US dollar? might as well pay her in old shoes reply to this comment

dumm_german on Tuesday 20th May 2008, 10:26:50 (#64778) 1 (1)

the mayor in my town died this morning. You probably don't know him, but I'm totally happy that that sucker rests in hell reply to this comment

curio on Wednesday 21st May 2008, 06:56:33 (#64797)

Who is it? reply to this comment

pug-O-war on Tuesday 20th May 2008, 10:30:03 (#64780)

i just smoked a phat fucking bowl. reply to this comment

Osquip on Tuesday 20th May 2008, 11:35:37 (#64784) (journal)

the universal cure for everything reply to this comment

gigantor on Thursday 22nd May 2008, 02:47:17 (#64843) (journal)

don't brag unless you brought enough for everyone reply to this comment

Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Sunday 25th May 2008, 16:40:38 (#64959) (journal)

PfB FTW!!! :-0 reply to this comment

brownmullet on Tuesday 20th May 2008, 11:02:29 (#64781) (journal)

My testicles finally dropped. reply to this comment

Gooch_Rash on Wednesday 21st May 2008, 09:26:21 (#64806) (journal)

Your gerontologist will be so pleased! reply to this comment

Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Sunday 25th May 2008, 16:41:44 (#64960) (journal)

His gynecologist as well... reply to this comment

Dopey_scorpio on Tuesday 20th May 2008, 11:31:06 (#64782) (journal)

AZZIP reply to this comment

gigantor on Tuesday 20th May 2008, 11:33:57 (#64783) (journal)

if my day that sucks balls was like my day with her sucking my balls, the day would not suck balls. reply to this comment

Steffenvj on Tuesday 20th May 2008, 12:08:25 (#64785)

I've got some good news and some bad news for ya.. the good is ur going to be a father.. the bad news is that gigantor is the mum.. appearently u 2 got veeeery drunk some time ago reply to this comment

gigantor on Tuesday 20th May 2008, 19:36:52 (#64794) (journal)

the good news is that I have a big set of balls, and GR is not going to be a father as long as our balls don't touch. reply to this comment

Gooch_Rash on Wednesday 21st May 2008, 09:25:00 (#64805) (journal)

eeeehhheeeeeeeiiiiccckkkk gah! reply to this comment

gigantor on Thursday 22nd May 2008, 02:48:20 (#64844) (journal)

gotcha! reply to this comment

cuntlicker on Tuesday 20th May 2008, 12:55:19 (#64786)

My girlfriend has went out with friends,leaving me alone with a Q of the finest soapbar :) reply to this comment

Skilt on Tuesday 20th May 2008, 13:18:48 (#64787)

go watch some p0rn .. reply to this comment

Sonix69 on Tuesday 20th May 2008, 14:05:32 (#64788)

One day older and deeper in debt. reply to this comment

NutZ on Tuesday 20th May 2008, 15:29:21 (#64790) (journal)

Canon is better than Nikon.... just lying to make you feel better. reply to this comment

Ken Shabby on Wednesday 21st May 2008, 07:19:47 (#64798)

just lying to make you feel better Didn't you want to write Nixon instead? reply to this comment

jawshh on Tuesday 20th May 2008, 18:14:37 (#64793)

good news? I got Elton John tickets and i'm gonna give them to a hobo. reply to this comment

Gooch_Rash on Wednesday 21st May 2008, 09:23:11 (#64804) (journal)

you could get your dick sucked by a fag instead. and get some free ecstasy to boot reply to this comment

makc on Wednesday 21st May 2008, 01:53:19 (#64795) (journal)

some rich dude payed for our whole city to listen to scorpions live. but this is going to suck, really, there will be huge crowd, half of whom wouldn't otherwise show up, if they had to pay for tickets. that aside, the man in that picture has a small dick if it fits inside, don't you think? and no, she is not in correct position for deep-throat thing. reply to this comment

Gooch_Rash on Wednesday 21st May 2008, 09:21:31 (#64803) (journal)

Is that like the opposite of an economic stimulus package? I do agree, if she's sucking him, he's the proud owner of a mushroom. reply to this comment

makc on Wednesday 21st May 2008, 14:43:25 (#64826) (journal)

I had to look it up ESP in yahoo answers. we live in other country, you know... our city is having mayor elections, so I think this event will be turned into ads campaign. reply to this comment

Gooch_Rash on Thursday 22nd May 2008, 09:40:22 (#64860) (journal)

an HIV campaign might do better reply to this comment

TastyPanties on Wednesday 21st May 2008, 05:13:20 (#64796) (journal)

wool's aids test came back positive reply to this comment

Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Sunday 25th May 2008, 16:44:05 (#64961) (journal)

Nobody lost any money on that bet. reply to this comment