I thought I'd share so maybe you can try and tell me what happens
to you.
I've been passing the raunchiest gas this weekend and it's all
because of this...
Usually my ass turns into a volcano when I pass gas of this quality, but
the Quaker has been very good to me and my ass remanes fresh and clean.
My funk was so rude this weekend all my bitches abandoned me. So to pass
the time by (no pun intended) I went to my local mall and crop dusted the
hell out of the place.
If you enjoy sharing the foul odor of your colon with the world, give this
shit a try and tell me what the results were.
Man, I should really start ruining public places with farts like that.
Really awful deadly horrific farts. Ones that make people lose their train
of thought and walk away from the area they're so bad.
if he were lactose intollerant he'd be stuck on the can for a few
hours shitting his intestines out
the gas is probably from him eating a high fiber food, which gives you
gas because it clears out your system. hence why people get gassy when
they eat beans
Actually, Im kinda lactose and if I eat a bowl of cereal or ice
cream or something, I get a load of warm, stinky gas but if I
have two bowls... then Im on the shitter as described
TOXIC WEEKEND.
