Holy Shit! I discovered yesterday, that the string of the penis was
invented by the old greek feminist gods to provide extreme pain to men!
But first:
My girlfriend discovered that she might have herpes..
But instead of worrying, I began to fantasize about infecting not-knowing,
annoying women like Barbara Streisand or Matt Damon! yay!
Later I would sell my stories to the world press and tell them about how I
improved the world! But Streisand probably already has herpes.. Matt too
for sure.. along with AIDS.. - damn faggot!
Anyway - she later finds out that she probably doesn't have it and we
laugh and celebrate in delight. But we could'nt see eachother for a
week because of her project.
Sexual frustration keept me hungry! Only thing to ease pain ... porn -
Lots of it!
In fact - so much porn that when were lying in bed - getting to it, my dick
hurt so much that I wanted scream and shout in pain!
It turned out that all my fapping in loneliness made the string attached
to the acorn partly torn apart!
(Shouted) AJ SOM FAN!
Feeling illustraded
Guess I'll be spending some time healing my wound with my new friend:
xylocain!
You ROCK xylocain!
So don't watch too much porn. The real thing might hurt .. like
hell!
Related:
posted by Kuken on Friday 31st March 2006, 08:20:01
Your girl friend though she might have Herpes and you did not think..Hmmm
If she has it and I don't them shes a cheating bitch or Damn that
means I have it!
Her mom has herpes, and they say that herpes is hereditary. Besides,
herpes can take take to show or does not always show at all on someone
who has it.. so maybe you have it! - tough luck
But hey, maybe she got it from me?? shit.. i should tell her about
that Oprah Winfrey-chick...
Its not hereditary,thats F'N hilarious if she tells you
that. A mother who is active can pass it to new borns during
dilivery, but it gets in the eyes and mouth, not typically
genitals, but other than that no way..unless they like to eat
pussy?
AWWWW!!!! Why did you tell him the differance? Then he could
have gotten it and went and asked his Mom and Dad from which
one he obtained his inheritance.
Pull the string!
