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At a family function, you're 12 yr. old neice says to you privately, "Uncle Chris, what's a blow job?" Do you...
Go into great detail about when a man and woman love each other... blah blah blah (Fucking Emo Pussy)
Instantly get a raging boner and start looking for a private place to teach her (Molester)
Run to the bathroom and proceed to cover the wall with your man plaster. (Normal/Moleste r Denial)
Tell her what it is, and not to feel bad. You even had to tell her mommasister what it was. (Backwoods Fuckin' Inbred)
Privately ask your sister to have a talk with her (Faggot)
Other (Molester/ Fag)
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In the still of the night

I'm back from the Iron Maiden concert! It was terribly crowded and they were playing some of this new shitty songs, but when they got to the 'Wrathchild' it was all great!
I spent a few days in the Serbia capitol (Belgrade), smoked a lot of pot, but I didn't get any pussy, instead I got kisses on the cheek from 4 different girls and 'You're a great guy!' speach. I wish I had that 'It's not gonna suck itself' shirt.
My PC is running like shit, and I think it's time to do a format c:. And I will, as soon as I find a way to backup 100 GB of data. No, I do not have partitions, and yes, I am an idiot.
I just recently got 'Half-Life 2' and it kicks ass! Killer game, I recomend it to all.

OK, I bored you to death. So here are some funnys:













posted by Osquip on Saturday 17th March 2007, 19:32:30read 959 times

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colophonius on Saturday 17th March 2007, 20:24:20 (#47969)
hopeful?
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Saturday 17th March 2007, 20:26:04 (#47970) (journal)
It's Moose Heads.

Here's a bit of unsolicited advice from your good pal RAE...

Best way to get laid is to let as many women know as possible that you are interested in having mutual fulfilling & multiple-orgasmic sex.

The odds are in your favor that you'll run across a few babes who are looking for just that thing.

Don't be suave & shit. Just put your flag out that you're looking to get busy with somebody. Save the chivalry for when your courting a mate.
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haze on Sunday 18th March 2007, 03:37:17 (#47986) (journal)
that is actually really the way to go
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surgeonbob on Saturday 17th March 2007, 21:03:01 (#47974) (journal)
2 (2)
fuck the "you're a great guy" speach. if girls very any more full of shit they would be an anus.
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liclit on Saturday 17th March 2007, 22:52:13 (#47976) (journal)
or Hilary Clinton
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Gooch_Rash on Sunday 18th March 2007, 00:57:19 (#47983) (journal)
Once you go Mac You'll never go back
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LudwigVan on Sunday 18th March 2007, 04:40:30 (#47987)
Haha class ic
.
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Gooch_Rash on Sunday 18th March 2007, 10:06:08 (#47992) (journal)
ha ha ha
Come back when you've gotten your first post.
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Pizzaburst on Sunday 18th March 2007, 07:09:51 (#47989) (journal)
wondered that dog ass pic for a sec but then I got it: Holy Shit!

And hey, Half-Life 2 is a veeery nice game but aren't you a little late with this??
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Death_Tef on Sunday 18th March 2007, 09:11:16 (#47991) (journal)
jeeesus!! ahhaha! :D

btw. i need a "it's not gonna suck itself!" tshirt too :]
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Penis of the Gods on Sunday 18th March 2007, 10:46:48 (#47996) (journal)
Iron Maiden is still alive?
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Osquip on Sunday 18th March 2007, 16:48:40 (#48035) (journal)
Bruce Diskinson is alive and kicking. The rest are just barely alive.
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pug-O-war on Monday 19th March 2007, 10:13:53 (#48065)
yeah but they didn't sing in the still of the night.
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Osquip on Monday 19th March 2007, 12:59:16 (#48074) (journal)
Yeah, I know, I was listenong to that song in the moment I decided to make this journal entry. Don't worry, I know my metal (it's Whitesnake)
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Monday 19th March 2007, 13:24:39 (#48080) (journal)
Cole Porter FTW!!
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