A stoned story (I hold no responcibility for this text)
I just wanted to be cool. When I was a kid I watched on the TV movies, rock
musicians, and other cool people, and I decided to be cool and live cool
when I grow up. But as I grew up I got turned down my all kids in school,
telling me that I'm not cool. Me and my friends were pretty bummed up
at the time, until my friend's older brother told up: "Look,
those "cool kids" are going to stay cool only while in school,
they're never gonna live the hood and they'll become boring
peasants. You, you're gonna be cool forever!" And he was right!
They became hood peasants while I was well-know in the whole city and could
enter any club/party anywhere. But all kind of people were trying to make
me normal, telling me what to do and how to behave. When I went to rock
concerts and drink, I was a bum. When I played video-games and read comics,
I was a nerd. When I smoked pot, I was a junkie. And I almost believed
them! College, public activities, normal clothes, steady girlfriend
who's planning your life two years in advance.. I started to become
like them! They told me all the things I love are bad, and I started to buy
it. WELL FUCK THAT! I don't wanna be normal and successful, I wanna be
cool! I wanna receive blowjobs from teen-metalhead-girls while playing a
video game and smoking a joint. I want to go to a Judas Priest concert and
fuck a fat goth girl. I wanna want to a picture of a dismembered woman on
b0g looking at a glimpse of her panties!
Now sing with me, b0ggers, What would Twisted Sisters say!
"I WANNA...?"
posted by Osquip on Sunday 13th January 2008, 15:05:47
usuf on Sunday 13th January 2008, 15:17:11 (#60720)
if you have to make an effort to be normal you are a fucking loser and if
you have to make an effort to be cool you are a fucking loser. just do
whatever the fuck you want.
Harbl on Sunday 13th January 2008, 21:58:08 (#60769)
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a
fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc
players, and electrical tin openers...
A stoned story (I hold no responcibility for this text)
