Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American
are on the playground at recess.
The Jewish kid
suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has
the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all
agree.
The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips
it out.
"That's nothing," says the
Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer.
Not to be outdone, the black dude whips his out. It
is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and
width.
The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and
amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.
That night, eating dinner at home, the black guy's
mother asks him what he did at school today.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and
read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends
and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" says
the mother.
"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each
pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say
its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"
The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're
twenty-three."
First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess.
Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?"
Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."
Teacher says, "That's good. Go to the
blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly,
I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."
She
does and gets a cookie. Teacher asks Morris what he did at
recess.
Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the
sand box."
Teacher says, "Good. If you
write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give
you a fresh baked cookie."
Morris does, and gets
a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did
at recess.
He says, "I tried to play with Sarah
and Morris, but they threw rocks at me."
Teacher
says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial
discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write
'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a
cookie."
Q|How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit?
A|9 months.
Q|A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. He gets a pair of wings so he goes
and asks God "Am I an angel now?"
A| God replies "No, you're a bat, now fuck off!"
Q|What do you call a load of black guys in a field?
A| The good ol' days.
Q|How do you make a man nervous?
A|Take him to an auction.
Q|Whats big, black, yellow and beautiful?
A| A bus of black people driving off a cliff.
Q|What is the difference between a ran over man and a ran over rabbit?
A|There are brake marks before the rabbit
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