i wouldn't do anything nasty. i have morals!!!!! And i think that your
birthday should be full of fun and all the unwanted buttsechs you can
handle, maybe a few toys and medical devices too. Happy B-Day PUG. :)
Ok, well to start off you'd be tied to the bed. arms spread out, but
your legs would be hanging over the edge of the bed and tied to the legs of
the bed giving me full access. It would be tight enough that you
couldn't move but could still squirm. I'd start to tease you with
my tongue, going around the inner thigh, your outer lips. Occasionally
I'd run my tongue across your clit. After you've squirmed around
enough and you started to get wet, I'd slide a finger into your pussy
and begin to suck on your clit while massaging it with my tongue, I'd
move up the amount of fingers quickly to two and maybe three while banging
you hard. Using my other hand I'd being to play with your asshole,
slipping a little bit of a finger in every now and then. After you've
cum from that I'd make you lick your pussy juice off my fingers and
then start to finger your asshole. Using your pussy juice and spit as lube
I'd begin stuffing my fingers into your ass, getting as many into you
as I could, my hole fist if able. Once my fist was in you, or you're
about to rip from the amount of fingers, then I'd slide my cock into
your vagina and begin to wiggle my fingers and rotate them around in your
ass, my other hand would be behind your head pulling your hair down towards
me making your head point towards the headboard. I'd fuck you as hard
and fast as I could until I'm about to cum, then I'd make you
suck every last drop of semen out of my cock.
After that I'd probably leave you tied and go eat your birthday cake,
happy birthday!
I can never stick my cock in the pussy and finger the ass at the same
time,if my arms were longer I could but now when I stick my cock in,my
fingers just pop out,I was thinking if getting a rubber hand and using
it like an extention.
Just reach around behind her leg and just bend your body slightly
over her and stick your fingers in. Your fingers will be pointing
down and it might be uncomfortable for the wrist but you could
manage it, or just turn her face down.
I'd jump in through the window, real quietly while you were sleeping
and holding your rock hard marble dildo you fell asleep with, i'd
snatch that from you, use it on the hooker i snuck into your house with me,
then i'd laugh as i beat your legs to goo with a roll of ductape i
found in a store that i took. and when potg woke up, he'd wake up to a
letter of appology from me, saying that i'm sorry i didnt clean off
the dildo coz it might have a std suprise on it.
28 Again! So soon. tell you what, because its a special day im not going to
close pin your nose when I face rape you. that should cut down on the vomit
and allow you to keep a few of them beers you'll be drinking in you.
No need to thank me, the usual crys for more will do. <3
Regards
MrBlackula
i'll give her her b-day spankings. i like to do them from the inside,
with my arm up her ass so i can spank the back of her uterus. it's
good luck that way.
Well first of all, I would take you out for a nice wedensday brunch and a
stroll in the park. Then I would take you home and hit you in the back of
the head with a wooden baseball bat. Hopefully that would knock you out,
but if it didn't, I would just keep doing it until it did. After I
was sure you were out, I would go get my ladder from the garage. I would
force 18 laxatives down your throat, carry you outside, and pull you up
onto the roof. Using some plastic cement, I would bond your back to the
chimney and plug up your asshole. Then, twisting your arms around, I would
nail through your wrists into the sides so you couldn't move them in
any direction. Sfter that I would pull your feet up and pin your ankles
between your arms and the brick. I would use some rope to tie them
together just in case. Then I would pull your hair up over the top and
duct tape it around. I would make my way back down my ladder and bring
back a pressure washer. Making quick, flicking motions over your skin,
waking you up and cutting straight, smooth, clean lines all over the back
of your legs, making you feel the pleasureful pain of a whip, only so much
better. I would then rub a mixture of vinegar and ground habaneros into
the slits. I would take a few chopsticks and stab them in your stomach
after coating them with resin and lighting them on fire. Using a
pocketknife, I would shave the skin off the bottom of your feet and spread
the pieces all over your face except for your eyes. I would rip off your
nose and shove a big frosty carrot in where it used to be. I would then
spraypaint your hair blue and dump a box of snails on you. Taking a
chainsaw, I would saw your arms off at the elbow and slide your wrists off
the nails. Using the roof as a canvas, I would write b0g as large as I
possibly could using your severed arms as paintbrushes. I would then
staple Christmas tree lights all around the letters and number and turn
them on. Then I would climb down the ladder, put
i simply can't wait until i'm shitting all over your tight pussy
then fuck you with a strap on so hard your twat swells, while i rub piss
ice cubes all over your DD cup puffy areola titties, then i appear to soon
be wispering something romantic when i ralph all over your ears, sliding my
fingers in gently then twisting, creating the best wet willy ever. Then, I
take the shit all over my purple strap on and your hairy vagina, using my
finger as a paintbrush to write "Happy Birthday" on your face!!!
nymphetamine (81.129.15.*) on Wednesday 9th May 2007, 02:11:52 (#50322)
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Happy b day Pug xxx You are one cool chick..so for you birthday id just sit
on the floor with my legs spread and let you sit between them, your back to
my chest and I will hold your arms back while the B0g boys you deem worthy
may blow their unborn all over your face while i kiss you
The fumes from my rear-end will intoxicate you. You'll probably plead
with me to hiss out a long, cheesy fart in your face. I won't, because
it would make you come immediately smelling that ripeness that's like
a breath of freshness to you. Instead, you'll sniff like a dog at my
thick, meaty turd as I slowly let it slide out between those grossly
suckable asslips of mine... already wet with your slobbering spit.
happy bday pug..i give u some karma as present.
Having good sex is as easy as making a fire.
1.you need some grass and leaves and a spark.congratulations.you now have a
set a small fire.
2.add some small branches to get the fire up.add some bigger branches when
u got it going.
3.Bring up the big pole.you now have a hot fire burning infront of
you.ready to do anything you like.
When they are all done and you are limp and bruised, I'll give you a
nice warm bubblebath and get you all clean and sweet. I'll dress your
wounds, rub your feet, and give you a 'morning after pill' along
with a shot of cipro.
Then you can have some chocolate, a glass of wine, and go to sleep in my
nice comfy bed with my fluffy pillows, down comforter and soft white noise
to make sure you aren't disturbed. I'll even put a little
lavender by the bed for your smelling pleasure.
When you wake up, I'm gonna go ass to mouth on you for 3 hours,
followed by a little ice cream cake.
i would like to suprise you to a b-day dinner, when i yell at you...BITCH,
GO MAKE ME A CHICKEN POT PIE, then after our "romantic" dinner on
the front porch by the light of the bug zapper, i would wisk you up and
carry you into the bedroom,hitting your head on every door throughout the
house. after we get to the bedroom we would slowly undress each other,and
then i would whisper into your wax filled ear,"where is she" and
you would say,wheres who?and id say you know,your friend you was going to
introduce me to because you know i always wanted her. about that time you
get really turned off, because you thought it was all about you on your
special little day,dont you bitch!! so anyway to skip all the sex
stuff...when we get done fucking, im gonna take my dick out of your ass and
shoot off all over your back, then im gonna steal your pocketbook,and leave
out of the window., well enough said, i have to go start a small fire in
your best friends panties,....HAPPY BIRTHDAY, pug!!!
Wait! I'm just a bit late, wait!
...
Aw, dammit. Missed the party.
And I don't even rape you, you're so ravaged that it's not
turning me on. So I just crap on your keyboard, throw a glass bottle of
beer at your face and head to the other nearest strip-club.
When cornholing is outlawed,only outlaws will cornhole.
