You all know what it is and alot of you have tried it I know but for those
of you that havent,think of this before you do.
10 years ago I was not the same Penis of the Gods as I am today,I was
married to a wonderful fat chick and had 3 kids.
One day an old hippy friend of mine dropped by and we bullshitted for a
minute and he said,"have you ever smoked salvia"? I had never
heard of it so we did.Almost imediately my skin was all tingly,I felt warm
inside but when I touched my skin it felt cold and clammy.I stood up and
though my mind was totally clear I lost my balance and fell back into the
chair.Wow,this was cool,it was like just my body was drunk but my brain
worked fine,it was funny to watch myself reach for a beer and miss the can
twice before I grabbed it,or stand up and take 3 steps sideways before I
could walk straight and the whole time your brain is going,"hey man
you are falling,hey watch out,oh what the fuck".I thought to
myself,this stuff must be illegal as Hell and cost a fortune,but no,in fact
my friend gave me a plant for free.
Being the selfish ass that I am,I keep the smoking part a secret from
Tubbo.As the days went by I became more and more clumbsy which was starting
to effect my job as a professional poker dealer.I started dredding the
thought of sitting down to supper,just thinking of what would happen if
someone asked me to pass something,but I couldnt quit,the addiction was too
strong.After blinding a woman in the right eye I lost my job and Shamu had
to work double shifts at the glue factory just to pay the bills.
The job interviews went terrible,even though I spoke ok,not being able to
grab a door knob in 3 trys makes you look stupid,one place even told me
they are not handicaped equiped.
When it got to the point that I couldnt even do housework as I stayed
home all day smoking that shit,Bertha was starting to get pissed and
demanding more sex.I couldnt even bath my 3 daughters anymore,aged 20,19
and 17,and that used to be such a good family time,sometimes I would even
get in with them when Tugboat wasnt home.
I finally got so clumbsy that I had to crawl everywhere I went and
Wideload and my daughters went to live with Uncle Ron.So the truth is,I
never played in a band,I dont work on cars,I just sit here all day long and
stare at the computer.My fingers are like trying to type using a
puppet,they go all over the place and I have to keep going back and
correcting,Hell,it took me 4 hours just to type this much.So my advice to
all of you is if you have a life,dont smoke salvia,if you dont,it doesnt
matter.
I stick to amfetamin and beer..and a few joints ayear.
you should name one of your daughters salvia.i named my girls klamydia and
necrophilia..also good girl names
nymphetamine (81.129.15.*) on Sunday 20th May 2007, 18:17:30 (#50803)
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I've only tried Rohypnol Fucking useless stuff, I paid £20 for a
bottle of Rohypnol,did my car out so it looked like a taxi, found a victim,
drove him to a quiet industrial estate, taped him up with duct tape, drank
the Rohypnol and passed out,
I woke up 5 hours later to find ut he'd fucking legged it,
Salvia,the true story.
