Osquip on Friday 1st June 2007, 10:21:53 (#51344) (journal)

1. Because it is. 2. Because they wouldn't be funny anymore if you changed them. 3. Dunno, but I for some reason like the picture of my cock. Might be the same reason. 4. It's closer. 5. Don't get this question. How does Hitler drink? 6. Because you're crazy. 7. Because you're a man. 8. Don't like 'em either. 9. Because you're blond? reply to this comment

Penis of the Gods on Friday 1st June 2007, 10:24:37 (#51347) (journal)

Im not blonde. reply to this comment

tikklemynuts on Friday 1st June 2007, 10:26:02 (#51349) (journal)

does the carpet match the curtains? reply to this comment

Penis of the Gods on Friday 1st June 2007, 10:28:02 (#51351) (journal)

Yes it does. reply to this comment

YoDaaah on Friday 1st June 2007, 11:12:48 (#51369) (journal)

make sense reply to this comment

usuf on Friday 1st June 2007, 10:27:21 (#51350)

why does anyone do anything... like NOT invite me to that picnic in #1. reply to this comment

Penis of the Gods on Friday 1st June 2007, 10:29:41 (#51352) (journal)

You are from Canada,the little girl would beat you up. reply to this comment

usuf on Friday 1st June 2007, 10:32:46 (#51353)

if shes american im more likely to be shot with her daddy's m16 that he uses for "protection". reply to this comment

Penis of the Gods on Friday 1st June 2007, 10:36:54 (#51356) (journal)

The murder capitol of the world and dont you forget it. reply to this comment

Trogdor the Burninator on Friday 1st June 2007, 10:32:49 (#51354) (journal)

Please send tapes to: TtB P.O. Box 1269 California reply to this comment

Penis of the Gods on Friday 1st June 2007, 10:35:01 (#51355) (journal)

Thats alot of tapes,I started when I was 18. reply to this comment

pug-O-war on Friday 1st June 2007, 10:38:20 (#51357) 1 (3)

late bloomer? reply to this comment

Penis of the Gods on Friday 1st June 2007, 10:40:40 (#51361) (journal)

Thats when I thought I was good enough to tape,I started years before. reply to this comment

Trogdor the Burninator on Friday 1st June 2007, 10:40:28 (#51359) (journal)

I'll send postage reply to this comment

pug-O-war on Friday 1st June 2007, 10:38:54 (#51358) -1 (3)

you deleted the tapes with me in them right? reply to this comment

tikklemynuts on Friday 1st June 2007, 10:40:34 (#51360) (journal)

you deleted made copies and passed out the tapes with me in them right? reply to this comment

Penis of the Gods on Friday 1st June 2007, 10:45:12 (#51364) (journal)

NEVER!!!! reply to this comment

surgeonbob on Friday 1st June 2007, 11:16:21 (#51370) (journal)

it's ok. I like you just the way you are. reply to this comment

YoDaaah on Friday 1st June 2007, 11:16:47 (#51371) (journal)

so you also got a big dead spot in your garden..nothing will eva grow there again reply to this comment

colophonius on Friday 1st June 2007, 11:35:25 (#51375)

Hitler didn't drink. reply to this comment

pug-O-war on Friday 1st June 2007, 11:47:37 (#51376) -1 (1)

well, whatever hitler DID do, i'm sure POTG does it too. reply to this comment

Penis of the Gods on Friday 1st June 2007, 12:02:01 (#51378) (journal)

No puffy pants. reply to this comment

winjard on Wednesday 6th June 2007, 16:18:31 (#51527)

god knows you like your puffy pants reply to this comment

Penis of the Gods on Friday 1st June 2007, 12:01:19 (#51377) (journal)

It made him mean. reply to this comment

wool on Friday 1st June 2007, 13:13:04 (#51390) (journal)

you think too much,light a beer and drink another smoke. reply to this comment

lovelinefan on Friday 1st June 2007, 13:53:24 (#51395) (journal)

I dont like sweets either. Not a good way to get chicks, by the way. Tell them you have chocolate, they look at you like you have two heads. reply to this comment

Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Friday 1st June 2007, 14:09:00 (#51397) (journal)

Piss out the back door? Grandpa Ego once said, "Any house you can piss out the back door is a house worth living in." EVERY house I've lived in has been pissed out the back door. (I especially enjoyed the balcony of our condo overlooking the common area jucuzzi.) reply to this comment

Gooch_Rash on Friday 1st June 2007, 14:28:55 (#51400) (journal)

THE SAND IS HOT Religion is fucking lame and stupid. Making fun of things is.....well...fun. You like easy things Penis rules life because it can. I like sour and bitter much more than sweet (beer & coffee) Because your mom is insane. That's all I got broh. Go get drunk. reply to this comment

ill favors on Friday 1st June 2007, 17:46:24 (#51411) (journal)

i thought i had issues reply to this comment

ouch on Friday 1st June 2007, 18:47:32 (#51417)

those are the correct answers to the questionnaire from mad magazine on how to live life successfully reply to this comment

Jewing Gum on Friday 1st June 2007, 19:14:55 (#51418)

wtf is that in the wtf pic? reply to this comment

Death_Tef on Saturday 2nd June 2007, 06:26:47 (#51429) (journal)

it's the guy. he's doing it wrong. COCK GOES WHERE?! not into the butt-cheek, that's for shizzle.. reply to this comment

pariah on Friday 1st June 2007, 19:23:02 (#51419) (journal)

because you are stoned.. stoned like me. reply to this comment

Mike_Stoned on Saturday 2nd June 2007, 01:30:57 (#51425) (journal)

sayhhh .... whuuut ....? reply to this comment

TheThirdCross on Friday 1st June 2007, 21:23:54 (#51420) (journal)

why do you beware of dog? reply to this comment

winjard on Tuesday 5th June 2007, 17:11:31 (#51525)

rock me elroy. reply to this comment