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The only thing I hate more than politics is talking about that shit.

Obama is the speech giver from Hell and could be up there saying Im going to eat your children and it wouldnt matter,Mcain is almost dead so he picks a female Obama to throw the punches,Im getting out of here,this is getting stupid.

Give me a year to save up the money to move and not have to work for a while and Im gone,Australia sounds cool,I have some Mexican friends on here,Serbia?Im too big and hairy for Germany,Id get gang raped.Norway would be cool,Spain has naked beaches.

Pugs coming too.
posted by Penis of the Gods on Thursday 4th September 2008, 19:45:48read 1780 times

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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Thursday 4th September 2008, 20:43:12 (#66847) (journal)
Take all of the Hollywood numbfucks that say the same shit with you.

But leave pug, we're not done with her yet...
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Penis of the Gods on Thursday 4th September 2008, 20:55:02 (#66849) (journal)
3 (5)
Get your own pug.
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Thursday 4th September 2008, 21:03:45 (#66850) (journal)
Not my call Bro. She's communal & beautiful. Hard combo to beat...
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Penis of the Gods on Thursday 4th September 2008, 21:05:17 (#66851) (journal)
Ask her.
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Friday 5th September 2008, 08:27:51 (#66865) (journal)
Let's see if we can get her untied first...
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pug-O-war on Friday 5th September 2008, 09:41:59 (#66868)
boys! boys!
there's plenty of pug to go around.
=P
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[CkLiCk] on Saturday 6th September 2008, 04:16:54 (#66899)
So gimme some and i don't have 2 take.
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TheThirdCross on Thursday 4th September 2008, 21:31:17 (#66852) (journal)
-3 (3)
mccain palin '08 bitches
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Penis of the Gods on Friday 5th September 2008, 17:33:43 (#66884) (journal)
1 (1)
Awww shut the Hell up,this is about Me Me Me.
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SeanConnery on Saturday 6th September 2008, 15:33:48 (#66917)
im voting for this guy

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/old_grizzled_third_party
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winjard on Saturday 6th September 2008, 19:09:11 (#66926)
i would too
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B-Daught on Thursday 4th September 2008, 22:52:14 (#66853)
i hear they have space bars in russia...
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Penis of the Gods on Friday 5th September 2008, 05:47:14 (#66861) (journal)
I dont think they allow a sense of humor in Russia.
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TheThirdCross on Saturday 6th September 2008, 21:04:15 (#66930) (journal)
how do they keep the beer in the glasses?
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CrunchyPain on Monday 8th September 2008, 01:42:38 (#66953) (journal)
They don't, there's always some clown drinking all the beer.
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FEMME on Thursday 4th September 2008, 23:41:40 (#66854) (journal)
0 (2)
Hey Guys! Come on Down (Under) click on North Queensland first. Might even buy ya a beer or 3
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Penis of the Gods on Friday 5th September 2008, 05:46:31 (#66860) (journal)
Cold beer?
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FEMME on Saturday 6th September 2008, 04:17:09 (#66900) (journal)
1 (3)
on ice (of course) whilst Shark Shooting on the reef
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colophonius on Saturday 6th September 2008, 05:11:45 (#66901)
beer on ice wtf
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Saturday 6th September 2008, 10:28:20 (#66902) (journal)
FUCK YEAH!
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winjard on Saturday 6th September 2008, 11:11:17 (#66906)
we gave the world the gift of beer...
look what its done to it...
thats a shame!
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Saturday 6th September 2008, 11:52:59 (#66907) (journal)
Get a grip man!

You've obviously never had a Chelada & I highly suspect you don't know what Banda music is.

The Mexicans took your stuff & improved it!
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winjard on Saturday 6th September 2008, 13:28:17 (#66909)
UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS FROM HELL!
that is disgusting!
i am german and i only listen to techno... like germans do<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=7iuF7GfCzvc">.</a><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=0UA-0ZKFh0g">.</a><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=83NmNL8BxMo">.</a>
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winjard on Saturday 6th September 2008, 13:31:09 (#66910)
that didnt work that well... damn you b0g.
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Saturday 6th September 2008, 13:42:03 (#66911) (journal)
Maybe Trizzle was right about you Germans... :/
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TastyPanties on Saturday 6th September 2008, 14:13:29 (#66912) (journal)
i'm beginning to think so
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FEMME on Saturday 6th September 2008, 14:14:39 (#66913) (journal)
0 (2)
the beer goes in a tub of ice...still in the bottles or cans, we live in the tropics here
you can have your beer at room temp if you like
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Penis of the Gods on Saturday 6th September 2008, 15:21:20 (#66914) (journal)
You know winjard is our cd cover and logo design man,right?
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Saturday 6th September 2008, 18:04:33 (#66919) (journal)
He said he only listens to techno. Didn't we cover that at the last meeting?

We all liked the artichoke & garlic dip he brought. He promised to share the recipe.
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winjard on Saturday 6th September 2008, 16:32:05 (#66918)
maybe he was...
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Penis of the Gods on Saturday 6th September 2008, 18:24:50 (#66922) (journal)
Still is if he ever wants to meet Elroy.
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winjard on Saturday 6th September 2008, 19:10:13 (#66927)
you bet
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sisteskrik on Sunday 7th September 2008, 14:17:39 (#66941) (journal)
Didn't know you were Egyptian.
Btw beer with ice is the most despicable act a human can unleash on the world after religion.
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 9th September 2008, 10:45:44 (#67003) (journal)
Expand your horizons Sis. Life's too short to have hang-ups.

Until you've actually tried a Chelada, hold your contempt for the unholy act of beer on ice.

Trust me, I've been there myself...
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larkin(:) on Friday 5th September 2008, 01:38:02 (#66855)
potg,with the $ being so low you might be able to get a
half of a Mc Roo or a tarantula taco
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Mirelpt2 on Friday 5th September 2008, 01:44:11 (#66856)
The RATM accapella was awesome.
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Penis of the Gods on Saturday 6th September 2008, 18:30:02 (#66925) (journal)
Link?
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Roid on Friday 5th September 2008, 01:58:36 (#66857)
Hooo! Come to Britain, our politics isn't made into a circus like yours is. Oh, but we have poor schools, hospitals and rather high taxes.

Join us, won't you?
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Penis of the Gods on Friday 5th September 2008, 05:44:37 (#66859) (journal)
Id rather be fucked by a camel.
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The Hated on Friday 5th September 2008, 18:36:29 (#66890) (journal)
along with too many illegal immigrants, gordon fucking brown raping every honest british citizen out of every last penny.. the shite weather, huge wating lists on the NHS...the chavs are good for beating about tho - seriously , fuck this shit hole of a cuntry - i'm moving to spain next march to run my own bar - might call it b0ggerz or something equally lame
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goldensaint on Friday 5th September 2008, 02:11:06 (#66858)
Come to Czech Republic, awesome beer, awesome girls, lots of weed. And nobody gives a shit about politics. What else can a guy want?
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Penis of the Gods on Saturday 6th September 2008, 15:30:50 (#66915) (journal)
I had to look it up to get some details but that is a possibility.
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winjard on Friday 5th September 2008, 07:13:05 (#66862)
-1 (3)
your getting the wrong picture from germany... if you dont like gaysex you just have to tell those huge hairy guys to (dont use words with piss or shit) get away.

i promise perfect beer, lots of it and more drugs than you can consume...

here in berlin is the rent cheap (for a huge city like this) as are the girls and the drugs.

for 40€ you'll get a fuck in places like this one:
http://www.libertyberlin.de /index_2.html

or you can save the money and just go to the next bar and tell a chick that you play bass in a band.

plus you know the best tourguide for fucked up places in berlin... me.

bring me the pug!
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yettti activist on Friday 5th September 2008, 08:23:03 (#66864) (journal)
lol leave the land of the free and come to germany to pay for sex
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winjard on Friday 5th September 2008, 10:05:33 (#66871)
reading helps
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yettti activist on Friday 5th September 2008, 14:44:07 (#66878) (journal)
don't expect that much from me I'm a woman
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Saturday 6th September 2008, 01:41:51 (#66897) (journal)
I LOVE your sandwiches!!
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winjard on Saturday 6th September 2008, 11:06:48 (#66904)
if the cooking/sex is right, you are excused.
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pug-O-war on Friday 5th September 2008, 09:43:31 (#66869)
in spirit, pug is already there my friend.
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winjard on Friday 5th September 2008, 10:06:35 (#66872)
yeh... im fapping to your spirit for many years now... nazi needs flesh!
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Penis of the Gods on Friday 5th September 2008, 17:35:45 (#66886) (journal)
Give me 2 years and Ill check it out.
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winjard on Friday 5th September 2008, 18:59:20 (#66891)
i'll be waiting.
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Penis of the Gods on Friday 5th September 2008, 19:47:28 (#66895) (journal)
Get away!
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winjard on Saturday 6th September 2008, 11:07:46 (#66905)
where to?
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Saturday 6th September 2008, 11:54:24 (#66908) (journal)
The end of the bed at least...
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Saturday 6th September 2008, 18:06:27 (#66920) (journal)
...with the rest of us.
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Penis of the Gods on Saturday 6th September 2008, 18:25:55 (#66923) (journal)
No spoonin!
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winjard on Saturday 6th September 2008, 19:10:57 (#66928)
damn... thats the best part.
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CrunchyPain on Monday 8th September 2008, 01:47:23 (#66954) (journal)
But shanking, yes?
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tom-boy on Friday 5th September 2008, 08:20:55 (#66863)
my vote goes for Norway, or Denmark, or some other country in that region.
they sound like a good place to live in.

whatever you do, don't come here
we're probably gonna get nuked by Iran in a couple of years X_X
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Penis of the Gods on Friday 5th September 2008, 17:30:59 (#66883) (journal)
For some reason I get the feeling Israel will throw the first nuke.
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Bionic-Badger on Friday 5th September 2008, 23:05:19 (#66896) (journal)
I hope so! It's been so damn boring in that region for the longest time. Time for a real war where you don't care about rebuilding your enemy's land after you're done blowing it up.
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tom-boy on Saturday 6th September 2008, 10:40:02 (#66903)
that's never gonna happen...

the only way we'll deploy a nuke is if we'll be attacked with one first (and if it'll be detonated mid-flight with an arrow missile)
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Penis of the Gods on Saturday 6th September 2008, 18:07:32 (#66921) (journal)
Hell yeah,good plan!Good luck,really,I mean it.
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HWR on Friday 5th September 2008, 08:53:03 (#66866) (journal)
Sweden? Atleast in the summer ;)
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wool on Friday 5th September 2008, 09:02:20 (#66867) (journal)
4 (4)
Go to Cambodia it looks cool there ;-)
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Penis of the Gods on Saturday 6th September 2008, 18:28:03 (#66924) (journal)
My dogs would be eaten in 2 days.
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pug-O-war on Friday 5th September 2008, 09:44:10 (#66870)
what about canada, eh?
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winjard on Friday 5th September 2008, 10:07:51 (#66873)
mexico?
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Trizzle hates germans on Friday 5th September 2008, 11:24:47 (#66874)
2 (2)
don't go to Germany, I was in a bar in franfurt the other week and I almost died of piss poisoning, they call it beer over there

plus they all sound like a bad porn movie, srsly, germany is a depressing country, it's all so grey and boring

if you live more than a year in germany you will feel the urge to end your life

only good thing about it is that it's a natural sponge for turks

rly man, fuck germany in the asshole
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SlimboyFat on Friday 5th September 2008, 11:27:14 (#66875)
2 (2)
On the other hand we have autobahns with no speed limit :P
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HUH? on Friday 5th September 2008, 13:17:04 (#66876)
2 (2)
I went through Germany on my last vacation. It rocked!
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winjard on Friday 5th September 2008, 15:15:20 (#66879)
its "frankfurt" and that is the last city you should go...

thats like going to canada and saying "america sucks"
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curio on Friday 5th September 2008, 15:34:36 (#66880)
Agreed. Frankfurt sucks!
Go to Berlin. They have cookies.

Been there 2 years ago for holiday and it's been fucking great!
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brownmullet on Friday 5th September 2008, 14:33:34 (#66877) (journal)
Move outta the woods ya hick and head to the west coast, like as in So. Cal.
If you don't mind Mexicans, it's pretty damn great.
Fuck politics. There ain't a damn thing you change, unless you wanna snipe somebody, so don't worry about it. Fuck it and party in sunshine year round.
Plus we got mega hot chicks.
Yeah, a lot are stuck up and play head games but they still let you fuck'em.
Viva La California!
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Penis of the Gods on Friday 5th September 2008, 17:37:21 (#66887) (journal)
Id kill some arrogant asshole if I came to California.
I see Mexicans everywhere I go here.
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Saturday 6th September 2008, 01:44:20 (#66898) (journal)
KILL? Look man, I'm seriously sorry I missed the last band practice. I thought we were cool.

Our Mexcians are cuter...
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Penis of the Gods on Saturday 6th September 2008, 15:32:14 (#66916) (journal)
Ours get shitfaced and kill people.
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coconut on Friday 5th September 2008, 16:13:11 (#66881)
1 (1)
Spain is a good choice. Meet me in Santiago de Compostela in six weeks to get rid of eternal damnation.
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Penis of the Gods on Friday 5th September 2008, 17:38:33 (#66888) (journal)
Any naked beaches near?
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coconut on Friday 5th September 2008, 19:13:41 (#66893)
Damn sure. Paved with ugly, hairy, foul smelling pilgrims.
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Trogdor the Burninator on Friday 5th September 2008, 17:33:50 (#66885) (journal)
U-N-R-E-L-A-T-E-D-?
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Penis of the Gods on Friday 5th September 2008, 17:40:24 (#66889) (journal)
I havent been very creative lately,dont know why.
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winjard on Friday 5th September 2008, 19:00:08 (#66892)
it's the roids eating your brain.
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Penis of the Gods on Friday 5th September 2008, 19:43:39 (#66894) (journal)
No they eat my liver,Ill snap out of it.
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Roid on Monday 8th September 2008, 02:31:34 (#66955)
Excuse me?
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winjard on Monday 8th September 2008, 05:43:15 (#66956)
sorry
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Trizzle hates germans on Saturday 6th September 2008, 20:44:29 (#66929)
1 (1)
conclusion: if you love countries with Kevin Federline looking fags running around like lunatics trying to convice you they are not gay and their beer is "the best in the world" and they don't shit on each other all that much, go to germany
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winjard on Sunday 7th September 2008, 08:38:26 (#66934)
did you get beaten up by a german... or did a german girl dump you?
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Trizzle hates germans on Sunday 7th September 2008, 11:35:33 (#66937)
1 (1)
no, never got beat up irl, in competition I did got hit quite a bit (out of shape and slow 4 life), but never by a german
and no german girl ever dumped me, why would I ever date a hag from there??? you do know what you people sound like when you talk german right? or are you one of those deaf nazis? and why do you link to a blog of a german gay sheisseporn bottomboy in your profile? his face is fucking disgusting, looks like he washes with chernobyl creme
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winjard on Sunday 7th September 2008, 14:26:28 (#66942)
1 (1)
let it all out, we are listening.
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Trizzle hates germans on Sunday 7th September 2008, 14:50:17 (#66943)
1 (1)
you ruined the fun now
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winjard on Sunday 7th September 2008, 15:25:35 (#66944)
sorry
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fecal on Saturday 6th September 2008, 23:57:45 (#66931)
what about amsterdam, man? or become the captain of a ship with a crew of naked bimbo slaves..
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liclit on Sunday 7th September 2008, 04:24:49 (#66932) (journal)
i will vote for the person least likely to take more of my money

come to Texas... free guns for all, and on weekends we execute people
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Penis of the Gods on Sunday 7th September 2008, 06:00:05 (#66933) (journal)
George Bush makes me want to burn Texas.
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TastyPanties on Sunday 7th September 2008, 09:02:13 (#66935) (journal)
George Bush makes me want to burn George Bush
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Penis of the Gods on Sunday 7th September 2008, 16:27:22 (#66945) (journal)
I want you to too.
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pug-O-war on Sunday 7th September 2008, 09:30:22 (#66936)
people talk a lot here
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Penis of the Gods on Sunday 7th September 2008, 13:50:52 (#66940) (journal)
1 (1)
Back in the bronze age,many people believed talking was a sign of insanity.
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Scare-Crow on Sunday 7th September 2008, 13:12:18 (#66939)
indeed
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Penis of the Gods on Sunday 7th September 2008, 16:44:16 (#66947) (journal)
Sshhwwiiingg!.
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Sunday 7th September 2008, 19:16:54 (#66948) (journal)
DAMN!! She can soil my blue dress any day!!!!!!
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Penis of the Gods on Monday 8th September 2008, 05:57:36 (#66958) (journal)
Sswwoooong.
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Monday 8th September 2008, 09:30:37 (#66969) (journal)
A Red-Stater's wet dream!
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Gooch_Rash on Sunday 7th September 2008, 22:46:47 (#66950) (journal)
I think perhaps instead of the US, we should colonize a 3rd world country and call it b0glandia. There's some spare area in the midlands of peru. Maybe some room in Argentina? Seems to be a little low on the 'give a shit o meter' for most of the rest of the world. Patagonia?

That would be my pick. Somewhere in rural and temperate South America.
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winjard on Monday 8th September 2008, 05:44:27 (#66957)
no intarweb there...
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Gooch_Rash on Monday 8th September 2008, 19:24:54 (#66996) (journal)
I'll make one out of coconuts and dog intestines, Professor on Gilligan's Island Style
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TheThirdCross on Wednesday 10th September 2008, 21:44:00 (#67024) (journal)
as long as we don't get stoopid and start importing negroes...
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Hairless_Weasel on Sunday 7th September 2008, 23:31:22 (#66951) (journal)
100th comment!
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pug-O-war on Monday 8th September 2008, 10:24:04 (#66976)
108 comments. wtf?
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