This is the story of
Barry*. Barry is a VeryLonelyMan. Barry is also somewhat of a raging
homosexual pervert and therein lays the joy of Barry.
This is barry's love interest.
V V
"Oh Barry, my bitch, you know how I want
you..and I want you now...!"
"No No! We must
resist!....and I still have 26 stitches from my perforated colon
'mishap'...!
"Shut the fuck up, Barry. Take
me like the bitch you are!"
"Now up against the door, Barry! I'm gonna do
you standin'! I'll just put this on, you filthy little man
- I *know* where you've been!"
*whimper!*
Be gentle with me!"
"Who's ya DADDY?! say it, Barry! I wanna hear
you SAY IT!"
"Oh god. I want to kill
myself...."
Tune in next time for more exciting adventures
when Barry decides to end it all by employing the use of vaseline, a
circular saw and a length of garden hose!
* name has been changed to protect the anonymity of
'Barry's' arse. And his plumbing tool.
posted by QuokkaSokka on Thursday 2nd June 2005, 19:06:26
I retract my statement about you being the
photographer. I now believe YOU are this person called
Barry. Even thought you claim to be female in your
profile I clearly see a pattern of foreign object
insertion going on.
A slightly related story...
I’ve got a friend and she was in training to become a surgical
assistant.
Once during part of the hands on training she had to assist with a surgery
to remove a jar of hair pomade from some guys ass. Like in the movie “Oh
Brother, Where Art Thou?” George Clooney’s “Dapper Dan!” So, anyway, this
thing is about the size of a can of tuna, right? And it’s up his ass with
the flat part facing his asshole!
And his excuse to the doctors was that he slipped in the bathroom coming
out of the shower and fell on it. Uh, yeah, ok.
True story.
Vegomatic (24.19.69.*) on Friday 3rd June 2005, 20:24:06 (#12227)
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What about the guy who inserted a matchbox car up his ass. He went to the
doctors telling them his ass hurt. After x-ray shows car he tells the
doctor he went to a party and passed out. He'd had no idea how it got
there. This was off an episode of Jackass.