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The Tail Of A VeryLonelyMan

This is the story of Barry*. Barry is a VeryLonelyMan. Barry is also somewhat of a raging homosexual pervert and therein lays the joy of Barry.


This is barry's love interest.
V V

"Oh Barry, my bitch, you know how I want you..and I want you now...!"
"No No! We must resist!....and I still have 26 stitches from my perforated colon 'mishap'...!
"Shut the fuck up, Barry. Take me like the bitch you are!"




"Now up against the door, Barry! I'm gonna do you standin'! I'll just put this on, you filthy little man - I *know* where you've been!"
*whimper!* Be gentle with me!"



"Who's ya DADDY?! say it, Barry! I wanna hear you SAY IT!"
"Oh god. I want to kill myself...."





Tune in next time for more exciting adventures when Barry decides to end it all by employing the use of vaseline, a circular saw and a length of garden hose!

* name has been changed to protect the anonymity of 'Barry's' arse. And his plumbing tool.
posted by QuokkaSokka on Thursday 2nd June 2005, 19:06:26read 699 times

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tyg0r on Thursday 2nd June 2005, 20:35:28 (#12183)
what about that urban legend of the girl who was doing that but holding onto some sort of bar and slipped which led to true penetration
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Azrael on Friday 3rd June 2005, 18:44:57 (#12224) (journal)
http://www.crappisoft.net
i like that one (think it was in one of the e-zines, actually) whith the chick, the lobster and the baby shrimp :D
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Dopey_scorpio on Thursday 2nd June 2005, 20:55:27 (#12187) (journal)
http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/images/z-latest.gif
the story of my life
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Shotgun_Facelift on Thursday 2nd June 2005, 21:25:06 (#12189)
http://cgi.4chan.org/f/src/emofurry.swf
and up it goes!
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[skorpion] on Thursday 2nd June 2005, 22:31:30 (#12190) (journal)
http://www.idonthaveanammusingurl.com
That shoud be an article :)
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YoDaaah on Friday 3rd June 2005, 00:02:03 (#12191) (journal)
http://www.joecartoon.com
barry dressed up whith his best stockings and shoes.
and with a towel on the floor so he dont get turd on it.Gr8 journal qs
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Marisa on Friday 3rd June 2005, 00:03:27 (#12192)
http://teamleperstretch.tk/
What a nice, creative way of plumbing :) It makes it all fun! Btw is his name Mario? I loooooooove Mario and Luigi!
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anonymaniac on Friday 3rd June 2005, 01:42:23 (#12194)
you are barry ! omg!roflollers! its you!
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QuokkaSokka on Friday 3rd June 2005, 02:17:35 (#12195) (journal)
http://www.smedg.org.au/DougAdamsOnOz.html
stfu, damn you! :(
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misterblackula on Friday 3rd June 2005, 06:30:32 (#12202) (journal)
He is Barrys photographer
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QuokkaSokka on Friday 3rd June 2005, 06:42:48 (#12203) (journal)
http://www.smedg.org.au/DougAdamsOnOz.html
'He'? Meaning me? :/
Do you have a learning disability?
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mulambo on Friday 3rd June 2005, 07:15:32 (#12204) (journal)
Ahahah!! :D
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misterblackula on Friday 3rd June 2005, 11:36:37 (#12212) (journal)
I retract my statement about you being the photographer. I now believe YOU are this person called Barry. Even thought you claim to be female in your profile I clearly see a pattern of foreign object insertion going on.

P.S My mom wrote this for me.
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QuokkaSokka on Friday 3rd June 2005, 18:42:51 (#12223) (journal)
http://www.smedg.org.au/DougAdamsOnOz.html
I met 'Barry' at our foreign object insertion support group.
Tell your mother i said 'Hi'.
x
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anonymaniac on Saturday 4th June 2005, 03:03:56 (#12236)
what was your object ?
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QuokkaSokka on Saturday 4th June 2005, 04:31:45 (#12240) (journal)
http://www.smedg.org.au/DougAdamsOnOz.html
-.-
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anonymaniac on Saturday 4th June 2005, 06:11:54 (#12241)
haha
i should have known
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mulambo on Friday 3rd June 2005, 03:34:07 (#12198) (journal)
Damn! I told you not to talk about my father! >:(

;P
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brownmullet on Friday 3rd June 2005, 09:27:17 (#12208) (journal)
A slightly related story...
I’ve got a friend and she was in training to become a surgical assistant.
Once during part of the hands on training she had to assist with a surgery to remove a jar of hair pomade from some guys ass. Like in the movie “Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?” George Clooney’s “Dapper Dan!” So, anyway, this thing is about the size of a can of tuna, right? And it’s up his ass with the flat part facing his asshole!
And his excuse to the doctors was that he slipped in the bathroom coming out of the shower and fell on it. Uh, yeah, ok.
True story.
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Vegomatic (24.19.69.*) on Friday 3rd June 2005, 20:24:06 (#12227)
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What about the guy who inserted a matchbox car up his ass. He went to the doctors telling them his ass hurt. After x-ray shows car he tells the doctor he went to a party and passed out. He'd had no idea how it got there. This was off an episode of Jackass.
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bumble on Monday 6th June 2005, 04:59:41 (#12371)
http://www.justspank.me.uk
Mmmm splinters!
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