BARRYII :Barry's adventures through the looking glass..
Having failed miserably in his misguided suicide attempt, our friend the
VeryLonelyMan, decided that he probably just needs to get laid.
But our friend Barry has a small problem.
VERY fucking small....
Yes. You all thought Barry was obscuring his genitals with his hand
when he was making sweet love to his plunger, didn't you? Well you
were wrong. Horribly wrong.
So Barry decides to enlongen his cockbone.
Barry chooses the traditional Swedish method.
The traditional Swedish method arrives 6 months later (UPS express
service).
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Barry has quit shaving.
Barry wants to be a real man. A hairy, sweaty well-hung MAN.
For fuck's sakes, Barry. That's just dumb :/
His voice now three octaves higher, Barry is forced to
agree.
But our buddy Barry likes to push things to the limit. (Often as far up the
limit as they will go, as has been previously documented.) Barry pumps up
his volume.
"This awesome Love Sword can only be improved by
the addition of stainless steeel!" reasons Barry.
To himself.
Bigger is better, hey Barry? The bulbous & lumpy misshapen appearance
of his mighty Meat Plunger pleases Barry.
And who wouldn't be proud to weild such a resplendent Man
Sausage? Barry sure is proud! But will Barry ever get laid?
...tune in next time to Barry's Adventures and
see if he finally snaps his virgin strings!...
Next issue: Miserable and feeling reckless after
his seduction methods are scorned by the entire ward of coma patients,
Barry staples his scrotum to a bamboo frame and goes base
jumping!
posted by QuokkaSokka on Wednesday 8th June 2005, 21:41:19
That last one in particular, I mean what female would put that anywhere
near them, even blind, desperate people would know that is oh so vey wrong
*bluerghhhh*
BARRYII :Barry's adventures through the looking glass..
