Of late, it has been of pressing concern amongst the regular perusers of
the b0g user journals that you appear to have, perhaps, mixed up
your b0g account with www.ratemypuppy.com and www.pretty, but incredibly
bloody boring massive scenery pics.com??
So, being the helpful little muppet I am, I decided to give you a bit of
a hand - help you out, set you on the straight & narrow... help you
to take those all-important steps to improve your
b0gability.
No need to thank me :) I wrote the time off against my court-ordered
community service :)
So, lets begin, shall we?
On Friday 11th March, you posted this.
Very sweet. b0gability factor - reasonable, but needs work.
Eg;-
Improved b0gability factor - greatly enhanced.
On Sunday 13th March, you posted this.
Tedious wonder-of-nature factor - high. b0gability factor - mrgoat wants
you dead.
So, you could try, instead, this:-
Improved b0gability factor - tried & true.
On Monday March 14th, you posted this.
b0gabilty factor - dunno. I fucking fell asleep before the page loaded. But
you seem to have made Dopey_scorpio have flashbacks to his childhood. You
cruel bastard. :(
Try this bitch;-
improved b0gability factor - immense. The inclusion of animal pr0n,
voyeurism and anti-american sentiment = a win/win situation.
Finally, on Saturday 19th March, you posted this.
b0gability fucktor - this is all getting a bit much >:/ If Buttplug
catches you in a dark alley, you son, ARE FUCKED.
Tell him you meant to post this;-
Time for a POP QUIZ (to see if you've been paying attention, clanger)
***Can you spot the improved b0gability in the above pic??**
Then change your identity and try and get into a federal protection
program.
*DISCLAIMER*
If clanger is actually a serial killer and he has been merely taunting
authorities by posting pics of his 'dump sites', all will be
forgiven - IF HE POSTS PICS OF THE BODIES.
okily dokily.... medication time :) I'm off :)
x
posted by QuokkaSokka on Sunday 20th March 2005, 21:20:37
I dunno i see enough shit to make me hate humanity in the other parts of
the site , so a couple of waterfalls and puppies are actualy nice for a
change.
clanger on Monday 21st March 2005, 20:12:12 (#6004)
QuokkaSokka Words escape me... well only while I laughed insanely for a few
minutes :) Your post epitomizes the comeraderie of the intarweb - one kind
person helping another to improve his posting skills! (I must say the shop
in pic 2 really is well done!) I will strive to improve the b0gability of
some of my future posts. I havent laughed so hard in a while! Thanks :P
*Pssst!* Hey, clanger, over here, buddy!
