The Importantance Of Being Earnest About Checking Your Undies For Bees.
Bees.
a bee
Its an embarrassing problem. One that is not often talked about - and then
only in hushed, embarrassed whispers.
Bees, people! Bees in your knickers! Bees in your jocks! Bees in your
shreddies!
The consequences:-
Yes. That is the ugly truth. Out of the closet and into the publicly-owned
realm of paranoia - where it belongs. Where it has always always
belonged.
What YOU can do to protect
yourself
Many enlightened underwear owners are employing the
services of 'bee-sniffer' dogs to check their shreddies for
them.
However, training a bee-sniffer dog is a costly, arduous
task - not made any easier by the sad fact that the only breeds suited to
the task are also fatally allergic to bee stings.
Employing children to check your undies for you is a
grey area.
While it makes sense in many ways, distancing
yourself from danger being the most obvious, unless you pay the little
bastards award wages you are in danger of contravening the international
agreements governing the rights of children. Tsk - damned red tape, eh?
We wont even go into the problems which may arise from being caught
with a random selection of neighbourhood children all helpfully checking
your underwear.
The authorities are so narrow-minded and suspicious.
Its a little-known but unconscionably EVIL FACT that the US not
not invade Iraq to find weapons of mass destruction. Nor did
they do it to topple the evil dictator and free the masses. No. They did to
aquire masses of non-english speaking prisoners to check their
undies.
Keine_Ahnung checks a heavily drugged associate for
bees
HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR UNDIES
TODAY??
This was a public service announcement in the interests of
keeping our knickers free from entomological specimens Remember kiddies
- BEE FREE!
posted by QuokkaSokka on Monday 4th April 2005, 23:29:27
The Importantance Of Being Earnest About Checking Your Undies For Bees.
