This file will self destruct in 7 days. posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 01:13:20 - 22 comments
      The day after a major disaster in the Middle East with a funky bassline as ...

THREE IN A ROW!! posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 16:16:06 - 26 comments
      Can you believe it. That's a new record!...

Public Service Announcement posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 18:23:17 - 21 comments
      On behalf of the Coalition of Phat Bowl Packers everywhere......

Update: Roasted Digit posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 23:10:30 - 12 comments
      I'm back to using both hands again!!!...

That's right! posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 20:46:19 - 34 comments
      I'm typing this one handed......

I call it my Birthday Month posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 22:59:33 - 23 comments
      A brief update of my recent activities......

Suck My Dick... posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 14:41:32 - 24 comments
      ...It's my BIRTHDAY!!...

Hello? HELLO? HEELLLLOOOOOO!!!! posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 16:34:03 - 27 comments
      Is this thing on?!?!...

RAE's DIY: Golf Club Regripping! posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 22:02:56 - 30 comments
      In this episode of RAE's DIY we're gonna regrip us some golf club...

Car Crazy III posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 13:58:52 - 42 comments
      I told you I was car crazy......

Listen up faggots! posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 19:22:28 - 34 comments
      Wanna get laid?...

It's That Time of Year Again! posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 15:34:26 - 9 comments
       Four years ago, after a complete decade of dating, Mrs. Ego succumbed to...

Please, for The Children... posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 08:51:02 - 8 comments
      ...send an Oceangram!...

Promise that you'll miss me when I'm gone... posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 18:25:09 - 24 comments
      ...to sunny Cancun, Mexico!...

We have a winner!! posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 01:49:48 - 15 comments
      One lucky b0gger is on his/her/its way to......

Guess the b0gger!! posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 19:32:06 - 27 comments
      Try your hand at guessing which b0gger this is......

I'm Hooked! posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 22:27:00 - 16 comments
      I finally broke down & tried Belgium's good 'ol Stella!...

Huevitos de Redneck posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 15:12:23 - 17 comments
      Inspired by our b0g-Chef r0XX0r & B.I.G.'s new avatar......

Birthday Recap posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 20:08:00 - 22 comments
      A day to remember for sure!...

Who Knew... posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 11:24:32 - 24 comments
      Chuck Norris & I share the same birthday!!...

Belated Valentines... posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 23:40:43 - 7 comments
      I'm a bit late for sending out my Valentines to my favorite group of d...

This Is No Game posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 20:58:44 - 14 comments
      Jack Handey tells us how it is....

HAPPY NEW YEAR... posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 10:33:02 - 13 comments
      ...you depraved fucks!!...

I Hate My Boss posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 12:02:56 - 18 comments
      You thought you were the only one... :) -RAE...

Adios MutherFuckers! :-) posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 15:46:43 - 22 comments
      Color me ON VACATION!!...

Lance Does it Again! posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 08:13:29 - 12 comments
      Being a freak of nature has it's advantages....

Happy Birthday USA!! posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 11:00:53 - 12 comments
      Let's set aside all the USA hating for a moment & wish the World&#...

Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn: posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 18:03:29 - 11 comments
      As it is my first language, I have the luxury of not having to learn Englis...

1 (800) 555-HONK-E posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 07:54:23 - 15 comments
      Are You Tired Of Rhythm?!?...

Madonna's Pussy posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 21:19:30 - 5 comments
      Tasty pics of The Material Girl....

The Hulkster posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 18:21:50 - 6 comments
      Been sayin' your prayers & taking your vitamins?...

Happy Masturbation Month! posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 18:12:17 - 12 comments
      Knock one off for the cause!...

Los Angeles, Mexico posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 15:04:28 - 3 comments
      Craziness in SoCal......

Wanna See Some Wild Pussy?!?! :-0 posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 18:33:33 - 6 comments
      I aim to please, but first let me appologize......

I'm a Felon on the Loose! posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 11:26:30 - 4 comments
      If Chris Tucker just got yanked into jail for a few hrs. for doing 109- MPH...

My Cock is Bigger, Trizzle! posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 13:34:53 - 4 comments
      Wanna see...?!?!...

Which One Are You? posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 21:48:45 - 7 comments
      You don't have to confess to us. But do yourself the favor & take...

Latest Purchase posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 17:04:44 - 11 comments
      It's not all about cars. But I already told you that I'm Car Cra...

Car Crazy Part II posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 18:01:59 - 22 comments
      More Car Crazy from RAE!...

RAE is Car Crazy! posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 18:01:24 - 3 comments
      Among my many passions (women being a fundamental one), I LOVE cars!!...

Satisfaction posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 18:36:40 - 9 comments
      Push me And then just touch me'Til I can get mySatisfaction http://www...

B-Day posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 10:28:20 - 26 comments
      Today is my B-Day.I wish all of you a great day & plenty of oral sex!!W...

There is a god! posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 19:31:25 - 3 comments
      So here I sit.Doing my best to offer the best of what is Ralph's modde...

I'm Rich!! posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego @ 17:09:56 - 7 comments
      From: benson barrister <benson_barrister@yahoo.co.in > Subject: Hel...