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Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:

As it is my first language, I have the luxury of not having to learn English as an adult. That would be a bitch!

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France(Surprise!).

Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?

One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it an odd, or an end?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?

Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all.

That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

P.S. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"?

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posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Friday 1st July 2005, 18:03:29read 699 times

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meerko on Friday 1st July 2005, 18:12:34 (#13853) (journal)
fuck it like it's hot dizzle bisha
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nisymsievol on Friday 1st July 2005, 19:13:23 (#13858)
yeah, I hate the english language, which is why I am determined to learn japanese and leave this country forever! amerikajin wa bakayaro da!
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Bionic-Badger on Saturday 2nd July 2005, 12:16:34 (#13922) (journal)
Make sure you bring your anime-character body pillow with you.
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xhaze on Friday 1st July 2005, 21:27:00 (#13862) (journal)
http://teamleperstretch.tk
1 1 was a race horse
2 2 was 1 2
1 1 1 1 race
2 2 1 1 2

skkirrt. related face photgraph.
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Dopey_scorpio on Friday 1st July 2005, 22:05:51 (#13866) (journal)
http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/images/z-latest.gif
nice toes ralph
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Saturday 2nd July 2005, 08:00:39 (#13898) (journal)
Thanks! Just for Camo.

Anybody like the Cat Drum!?
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FastDraw on Saturday 2nd July 2005, 11:09:02 (#13904)
you forgot stil still stealing stil
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Bionic-Badger on Saturday 2nd July 2005, 12:30:57 (#13923) (journal)
Most of those homonyms are different parts of speech, nouns and verbs; others are based on the context of the sentence. It may be hard if you don't know the various meanings of the word, but that's just memorization, like you'd find in any language. There are no ambiguity problems in the sentences above, which are the real plague of language.
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mamuka on Saturday 2nd July 2005, 13:27:13 (#13933) (journal)
if u think its hard to learn english, try german..
english really is easy.
easy vocabular and grammar isnt hard too

everyone with another mother-tongue learns english at the age of 10 or earlier (except the french, they suck and cant speak nothing but french)
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Overlord on Saturday 2nd July 2005, 15:54:34 (#13939)
http://www.digitallyimported.com/
You're right English is much easier to learn compared to german or dutch.
Not that my english is that good but it's better than my german.
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ronkefaen:) on Sunday 3rd July 2005, 00:47:51 (#13958) (journal)
http://hemmis.info
IT IS ALL JUST DIFFERENT PRONOUNCITATION! (But it should be defined by ´, ^ and ¨ :))
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