Whilst browsing my latest journal entry, may I suggest a little diddy for
your listening
pleasure.
It being the anniversary of my birth, I'd
like to offer my fellow b0ggers a glimpse of how my day is planned:
First let me get this off my chest.
My
car needs some repair work done on it. I really like this mechanic.
She's the BEST!!
Chuck is
a few years down the road than me. I was quite pleased when Bruce whipped
his ass & left him for dead.
I'm looking forward to my birthday cake. Licking off the icing is
always a treat. Anybody remember to bring the ice cream?
My Mom
scrounged up a baby picture of mine. Funny how the drugs your parents
took seem to affect you your whole life...
There
ya' go friends & enemies. A tribute to my special day.
I'm off to fuck the day off playing golf (possibly in the
rain!) and rock the night away celebrating the good fortune of my still
being alive & breathing.
Happy Birthday man!
btw: don't forget to rape someone (gender doesn't matter since
it's a Bday) and end up really drunk fighting with cops. That way you
won't bore your friends and they'll be happy to celebrate next
year.
P.S. never tried rape on a golf course. I like them chicks that drive
around selling drinks. Don't forget to take pics though.
Thelula on Friday 10th March 2006, 13:29:47 (#30583)
Happy Birthday RAE, have a good one. Thanks for the mechanic pic! Your baby
photo . . . the expression on your face looks totally mischievous,
it's no surprise you ended up on b0g, haha. :o)
RAE was a religious golfer and every year for his birthday he headed to the
golf course. It didn't matter what the weather was like! It could be
raining and 45 degrees, but RAE didn't care! Every year, for years
now, he head out for 18 holes of birthday goodness.
But this year, RAE finally met his match with the weather. After posting
his journal on b0g he drove out to the course, hoping the weather would
improve by the time he hit the first tee. But once at the course, he knew
he was beat. It was just a few degrees above freezing, and the rain was
coming down steady and icy cold.
For the first time in years, RAE headed back home on his birthday instead
of playing golf.
His wife was still in bed when he got there, so he took off his clothes,
snuggled up to his wife's backside and said "Terrible weather out
there."
"Yeah," his wife replied, "and can you believe my idiot
husband went golfing?" ;D
By the way, I told the guy that pees behind the TV that you and CN
share a birthday and he says that's bullshit. Chuck Norris
doesn't have a birthday. He's just always been.
Who Knew...
