As my fellow b0ggers know, last Friday was the anniversary of my escape
from my Mother's womb.
What a day it was...
Golf was supposed to be rained out. Living in SoCal doesn't offer
many opportunities to play in the rain. When I left home & headed
north about 50 miles, it was raining like hell. 5-miles up the road it
turned into a gorgeous spring-like day.
Here's
one of our foursome that day. She didn't play that well. Poor
setup, bad backswing, & an overall hacker. THAT BITCH SUCKED A
MEAN COCK THOUGH!!! :-0
I had a great day on the golf course!
Having not played in a while, I was happy to beat the limp dicks in my
group by a few strokes.
When I arrived home, Mrs. Ego had
gathered a few close friends for an evening out for dinner. I said that I
had some stuff thawed for a BBQ, but they all wanted to take me out. No
sweat...
Almost finished with dinner at the quaint Italian
place down the street & 2- dudes in ski masks brandishing weapons bust
in screaming to put all our money on the table. FUCK ME, I'M
NOT ARMED (God damn gun grabbers keeping me from legally carrying my
weapon!!)
This was a small place with 15 - 20 people in it.
We give them our dough & they split. Nobody got hurt. No shots flew.
All in all, as corny as it sounds, we're happy that the whole thing
didn't go sideways.
Too bad these babes
didn't do the job on us!
My BD cake was baked the next
day.
The flowers & card are from The Mrs. :)
I spent the whole weekend in my Mickey Mouse jammies!
Breakfast of champions!! Cake & Bloody Maria's My
drinking partner / father-in-law & I polished off 2- of those 750 ml
Hornitos that weekend. FUCK YEAH!!
Mrs. Ego shit her
panties when she found out how much my new golf grips cost her.
She's the best.
My wife has a
strange sense of humor.
ME?
I'm a keeper...
posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Thursday 16th March 2006, 20:08:00
I
used to conceal carry my HK USP 9mm illegally. As time went on, I had
more to lose if I got caught with it. Eventhough I always said
I'd rather be tried by 12- than carried by 6-.
I'm not sure how I would have handled the situation had I had
my weapon that night. The way it went down, I would have been smart
to sit on my hands & not get into a firefight inside a small
crowded restaurant.
long lives the californication, RAE!!
bloody mary(maria sangrante) on the mornings are the best.. with a lot of
tabasco sauce or
Guacamaya sauce
nice journal.... Gonna play golf next sunday with my dad and my big IQ
genius uncle Jaime
I played golf with my Tio that day. His Mom calls him James. We call
him Uncle Raunchy. A genius he is. He's the only guy I know who
road a chopped Honda with the Hells Angels...
Birthday Recap
